fridge magnet poetry

| 25 | she/her | Liv

[sulkyselkie-deactivated20220813]

Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[snoopylovessoup]

[armands-eyepatch]

actually im not worried about the future of devil's minion at all bc if they don't let armand and daniel kiss next season im 100% sure assad and eric will make their own nasty make out session tape in character and leak it to us. they'll probably invite luke brandon field into it too.

[baddbyrne]

okay not to ocpost again but the worst thing about having an oc is sometimes they become The Character to you. and you need to talk to someone about it like wow I can’t stop thinking about The Character… but in order to do so you have to like sit them down and explain everything about your oc first. and then it’s just you explaining your writing ideas. i need to talk about them the same way i would talk about any random character i love to someone.

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[demigodofhoolemere]

Whoever ends up bringing back Doctor Who eventually, this is a formal plea to not be a coward and have companions be from other times, places, and planets again. I miss characters from the past who have to learn new technologies. I miss characters from the future who see our time as history. I miss characters from other countries who are proud of being from there. I miss characters from other planets who have zero cultural understanding of our world and have a whole other history of their own. I can’t keep doing contemporary England forever. The only non-traditional companions we’ve had in New Who are Jack, River, and Nardole, none of whom were around much nor did their differences get explored very closely. I need a Jamie. I need a Zoe. I need a Nyssa. Please, anything, I’m begging. Don’t be cowards. 😫

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

tbh i am a little ☝️

[americwa-deactivated20260714]

evil proship sigmund freud, you can't say that!

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[theender36]

Wait I have a new, worse idea for reviving Doctor Who: We make it seem like it's a back-to-square-one reboot where it's just the First Doctor. Then at the end of the season, we reveal he's actually another Meta-crisis Doctor spawned from the tooth he lost in The Gunfighters. We can alienate newer viewers who don't know what's going on and piss off long-time fans at the same time! Nothing to it!

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[lesbianboyfriend]

i’m your third favorite tumblr mutual’s third favorite tumblr mutual

[pinesapgum]

when I was 16 and everyone expected me to get my drivers license I was like oh. I'm out of my depth. and I've been out of my depth ever since.

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.