[queerlove]

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

someone help me please god this image is destroying my life someone please

[hbohmygod]

this is extra fucking funny bc he really is about to do it to somebody and they’re gonna cry

[roselalonde]

conversations with my sisters cat

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

can ppl stop being like “my ovaries!!” whenevr they see a cute guy its not problematic or anything its just weird as fuck

[king]

[s6sh6]

Friendly reminder that she

[addbaconn]

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[shitpostgenerator]

too many people

[joshpeck]

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.

[scp-4999]

[rexrattorum]

Look my new friend!!!

But what’s this??

Oh?

OH??

OOOOOHHH!!!!!

[espurrellie]

HERE

COMES

A…

FRIEND!!!!!

[rexrattorum]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST ADDITION

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[persephonenevermore]

[dudebrosunited1]

Direct fucking action.

[homoluigi]

At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.

[egg-rolls]

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[c0ffeekitten]

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

[hyrude]

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”