me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
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Janaina Medeiros
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me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
someone help me please god this image is destroying my life someone please
this is extra fucking funny bc he really is about to do it to somebody and they’re gonna cry
conversations with my sisters cat
can ppl stop being like “my ovaries!!” whenevr they see a cute guy its not problematic or anything its just weird as fuck
Friendly reminder that she
The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now
too many people
shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all
where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”
thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever
Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.
Look my new friend!!!
But what’s this??
Oh?
OH??
OOOOOHHH!!!!!
HERE
COMES
A…
FRIEND!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead
he cannot be stopped
Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this
ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE
Why do women hate innovation?
Direct fucking action.
At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go
u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”