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[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[jonesyjonesyjonesy]

life is about listening to good music and finding 2-3 people you can be your complete unhinged self with

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[fairycosmos]

it is what it is *throws up blood*

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

[fyeahgothicromance]

[rozecrest]

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

[fairycosmos]

lonely people are like nooooo i love the silence i love being by myself and then you ask them how their day has been and they tear up a bit

[amygdalae]

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

[goodnigth]

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[wagnetic]

I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.

[frankiecorleone]

x

[high-quality-tiktoks]

GLAM KITCHEN💄🔥👄Puré de papa🥔 ✨here I am once again giving you my talents for free even though you don’t deserve any of it

[jupiter-suggestion]

what a beautiful thing, to be queer. how lovely it is to be strange, to have edges that spill out over the lines, to be undefinable. the oddity of our hearts is something to be treasured. never change for anyone.

[greenheart-anon]

[were--ralph]

Thank her. She did so much for the lgbtq community

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so who’s the next wizard we put tits on. my vote is darth vader.

[mightyhorseror]

alright here you go

[tye-wig-music]

i’m doing my part

[lichfromspace]

had to go do one too real quick

[thickness-protection-program]

Luke I am your MOTHER