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[mightyhorseror]

They call me the bitch of ball street

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[slunch]

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

[slunch]

you people are turning me into pjackk. can I have a win for the first time in my entire life

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Help! I’m pregnant with your inner child. I don’t know what to do.

I may have an idea...

[evilvillain123456789]

>Hit pedestrian

>Check engine light turns back off

[were--ralph]

shirt that says "on the HUNT for CUNT"

[were--ralph]

back reads "im SICK for DICK"

[riacte]

do you see this shit my liege

[himynameisemail]

[effemimaniac]

does anyone else see a sports field on a cold night in the texture of the hair

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Remaining time: 17015 days 5 hours

[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[bold-baddie]

[bwaah]

a very very funny picture to not load

[batsdotjpg]

if i was one of the three wise men i woulda given baby jesus cigarettes

[catmask]

i try not to let myself get ragebaited by AI but i hate AI fake animal photography. the beautiful animals of the world are there for us to see and you show me air brushed sparkly big eye cyber slop instead? i hate you

[veiledfigure]

doesnt like it

[lakemojave]

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years