I'm Going To Kill Your Dad In The Face x

[reallytinylaura]

Cal: How old are you?

Juliette: 17

Cal: How long have you been 17?

Juliette: 10 months. Do you wanna come to my birthday party?!

[turtle-ly]

girl help

[asexual-spock]

You’re in the squad because of your optimized combat build and heavy weapons. I’m in the squad because they’re trying to romance me and want to hear my dialogue options. We are not the same.

[arguablysomaya]

i love straight people because i’ll be doubting my sexuality then talk to straight people for 2 seconds and get struck by a bolt of queerness so strong it powers me for the rest of the semester. god bless

[company]

[ambiguousdisorderken]

support graphic content creators, do you know how long it takes for photoshop to even open ?

[knife-bullets]

overwatch but change the first word to „bay”

[beatnikacademy]

I learned the word “cum” from reading stephen king books, but he spelled it “come” like a good repressed new england boy so i always thought that’s how it was spelled + still prefer that spelling. Also now whenever i have an orgasm i think of stephen king

[jagbeast]

I’m in Overwatch hell.

[killingyouguy7]

Source: Charmaine Lee @ ArtStation

[brakken]

Strange Days

[sexhaver]

your url is wrong. how can you have a sex if you don't have a gender

the difference between sex and gender is that i didn't have gender with your mom last night. hope this helps

[elizastrange]

It never fucking ends.

[ayohalooo-deactivated20211117]

They sit together at the lunch table.

[chilewithcarnage]

[lovinggayz]

This is my new obsession. Deal with it.

[hunybody]

ask polly: how do i stop sabotaging my amazing new relationship?

[letsoulswander]

“Longing for more love is much easier than showing up for the love that’s right in front of you. Longing takes you out of our body and puts your mind front and center. When you long and chase unavailable people, your love exists in your imagination. You are free to form a spine-tingling fantasy love in the blank expanse of your brain. But in real life, when someone is staring into your eyes and telling you that he loves you, there are jarring blips along the way. His teeth are a little crooked. His breath falls short of minty. A car horn blares outside. You are caught off guard, and he fumbles with his words. He hopes you will join him where he is. It’s an invitation.”

[cryptidcharlie]

...till my lover return to me.