a lesbian, not a unicorn

Laura. She/her. I am a very tiny Laura. What I post differs depending on the time of year. Laykay on Ao3.

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to spend the rest of your life here!

How are you doing?

great! I love it here!

its okay I guess

I don't like it but I'll get used to it

I hate it here

Dead.

Voting ended onMay 14

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[ieaka]

A cutie penguin wants a hug~

[existencebringsonlypain]

i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.

take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:

what's your JND?

.00030-.00099

.0010-.0017

.0017-.0024

.0024-.0031

.0031-.0038

.0038-.0045

.0045-.0052

.0052-.0059

.0059-.0066

.0066-.0073

.0073-.0080

.0080 or greater

Voting ended onMay 13

it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)

i'd love if you could reblog for reach

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[sanerontheinside]

I don’t know who needs to hear this

but it’s time to move the noodles to the pot

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[mulattafury]

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

[source]

[ka-waltz]

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

[lantaniel]

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

[mufxz]

Happy birthday, dude.

[mufxz]

If you ever speak to Lava again, I’m gonna slit her bird throat.

[reallytinylaura]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[naslostcontrol]

Did you hear that? People always call me sir…

[reallytinylaura]

I just watched Feel Good again and now for some reason Mae and George moving to the French countryside for their fresh start is stuck in my head. George teaches ESL at a little village school, Mae travels into the cities on the weekends to perform.

They raise chickens.

Mae: Babe, the chickens hate me George: What? What do you mean? How could the chickens hate you? Mae: They have bad attitudes. I'm lucky I still have eyes. I thought they'd peck them out. George: You thought they'd peck your eyeballs out? Mae: Yeah. I think they're homophobic. George: You realize if they were, they'd also hate me? Mae: No. No, you're impossible to hate. You're a Disney princess.

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

[reallytinylaura]