a lesbian, not a unicorn

Laura. She/her. I am a very tiny Laura. What I post differs depending on the time of year. Laykay on Ao3.

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[herpsandbirds]

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Stuck in a historical war

You are stuck as a soldier in this historical war

(this is a magical universe where people who wouldn't usually be able to fight would. so you can all suffer.)

How are you doing?

good somehow

I might survive

OW

dead

results/other

Voting ended onJul 5

[mistyheartrbs]

tumblr morally gray woman enjoyers are really sleeping on bette porter from the l word. she's wildly successful but changes jobs every year. she's a serial cheater. she's jealous and possessive. she's a gallery curator with terrible taste in art. she killed someone to save her marriage and then didn't save her marriage. she ran for mayor. she's from philadelphia. she played soccer in middle school. when she wants something from someone she'll just track them down physically to their house and not leave. her power suits are so powerful the l word costume designers had to special order them from europe bc american women's suits don't have big enough collars. she loves her daughter. she pushed a guy down the stairs. when she's stressed she goes to silent retreats. she married and divorced the same woman twice. 2003's shiv roy fr

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

It's a zombie apocalypse and you are stuck in this place!

How are you doing?

great!

okay, I can make this work

Not great, probably can't make this work

A zombie

Dead (non-zombie related)

Results/it depends

Voting ended onJun 29

(zombies work by standard zombie rules, boarded doors and biting)

[apolladay]

How many open tabs do you have on your phones browser?

100 or less

101-300

301-500

501-700

701-900

901-1500

1501-2000

2001-3000

More than 3000

How many open tabs do you have on your phones browser?

100 or less

101-300

301-500

501-700

701-900

901-1500

1501-2000

2001-3000

More than 3000

Results

Voting ended onJun 23

[raenchels]

[kadens-a-bee]

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

[billymayslesbian]

does this skull belong to a dinosaur? or some other manner of extinct creature?

deathly curious how good the average tumblr user is at distinguishing dinosaur skulls from non dinosaur skulls

howd you do?

100-90%

89-80%

79-70%

69-60%

59-50%

49-40%

39-30%

below 29%

i dont wanna talk about it/results

Voting ended onJun 21

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[prismatic-bell]

Hallucinations Matzo.

[c0smicjellyfish]

my first ever queerbait 🥰😭

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to spend the rest of your life here!

How are you doing?

great! I love it here!

its okay I guess

I don't like it but I'll get used to it

I hate it here

Dead.

Voting ended onMay 14

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[ieaka]

A cutie penguin wants a hug~