xoxoxo

[gifprincess]

[westernkanye]

[tinybed]

dog #1 is nervous for the big show, dog #2 comforts him

[plumeternal]

i love this story

[femkitti]

a concept: we are smoking on our back porch. you’re smiling. a dog sleeps at our feet. the ocean is 2 blocks away. bernie sanders is president. the bees are alright.

[redwingjohnny]

[officialcrow]

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

[babyanimalpic]

[memegod]

[okakimoti]

[whenmoments]

[dogvines]

[pinkassprintz]

I left a fam party early so I could go get drunk w my friends in boston but tbh I'm just glad I'm home alone first so I can poop in peace

[amanda-fior]

[death-cab-fer-booty]

Why is this so sad??

[tastefullyoffensive]

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[alritepetal]

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

[weloveshortvideos]

[weloveshortvideos]

[o0oo0oo]

When you meet up with your dealer in public.