night in the woods â sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
â Do you think weâd be friends if we werenât, like, stuck together in the same town? â
â My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place. â
â I believe in a universe that doesnât care and people who do. â
â Weâre all gonna die if we donât keep living. â
â Go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! â
â There is not one person on Godâs Earth who doesnât love tacos! â
â I am so scared all the time and the fear hurts. â
â Pretty amazing, to be something at least. â
â I have really up up days and really down down days. And I donât know which it is until itâs over sometimes. â
â Plastic bags are the ghosts of supermarkets. â
â Being the only queer people in town sucks. â
â Not knowing how something worked used to seem like⊠magic. Now not knowing means it might be going wrong and I may not be able to fix it . â
â When I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until Iâm thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something. â
â Itâs a fantastic ass right? â
â No fascists at this party! â
â You know when your body is like âUh whoa I almost died,â and you get all hyper because youâre filled with dolphins? â
â At the end of everything, hold on to anything. â
â If anyoneâs going to ruin your night, it should be you. â
â Iâm like, proud of us all, for having good-ass lives in a shitty, stupid, good-ass town. â
â Nothing is going to save us forever, But a lot of things can save us today. â
â And nobody cares! I wanted someone to notice things arenât OK. â
â Once haunted, can a place be unhaunted? â
â We devote ourselves to something we barely understand, something we can never touch. We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so. All of it creates this connection. And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch. â
â Oh my god. That was dangerous. I couldâve died. THAT WAS AMAZING! â
â There was until one afternoon⊠where something just broke. Reality broke. â
â They said I had an anger problem, but thatâs not true. â
â I know this wonât save me in the end, but I donât need it to save me forever, I just need it to save me now. â
â I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face. â
â Donât panic but weâre maybe all gonna die soon. â
â Okay, I donât feel comfortable with you objectifying my boyfriend. â
â Iâm gonna go run around naked in the wooooooods! â
â You canât take a womanâs husband just because heâs dead! â
â I am super, super gay. â
â I think my total gayness came through to the discerning reader. â
â I am extremely unhappy and youâre the only person who knows. â
â My dad/mom/parents didnât like me. âÂ
â My dad used to hit me a lot. â
â My mom like, wouldnât feed me. â
â Iâd be locked in there for a day sometimes, or overnight. So Iâd try to develop psychic powers so I could like signal to the neighbors or unlock the door. Didnât work, as you might guess. â
â I never told anybody. After a while, I started feeling guilty too, for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing? â
â Being abused isnât your fault at all. â
â Iâm just glad I didnât â yeah, anyway. â
â My dad had to stop drinking because he was a danger to me and my mom. â
â I want to grow giant and pick you all up and carry you somewhere safe. â
â Screw it! Iâm doing two beers! Iâm doing beer! â
â I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies. â
â Time makes most dangerous things less dangerous. â
â I stayed and grew up while you left and stayed the same. â
â I donât even believe in hell and I hope they go straight there. â
â Hey you get that porn off your laptop? â
â Youâre a smooth talker. youâre a smoothie. â
â Eff college!! All those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! â
â I was just saying you look like crap because I love you. â
â Letâs steal from my boss, who trusted me! â
â ______ is probably bipolar. â
â I donât know what this feeling is. â
â Donât ever say daddy again. â
â I canât not give a shit. â
â I thought you couldnât leave home because of your⊠issue? â
â Youâre home enough. â
â Isnât it illegal to smoke indoors? âÂ