Stranger Things Brainrot

Basically an incorrect quotes blog but worse? TikToks linked in tags. Spam liking not only OK but encouraged (as are reblogs with commentary in the tags)

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Are you feeling a specific set of characters or vibe? I've got you covered! List of characters, relationships, and vibes under the read more.

Characters:

Steve Harrington Eddie Munson Robin Buckley Nancy Wheeler Dustin Henderson Max Mayfield Eleven Mike Wheeler Will Byers Lucas Sinclair Jonathan Byers Joyce Byers Jim Hopper

Relationships:

Steddie Ronance Jopper Scooby Squad (Robin-Nancy-Steve-Eddie) Family Video Squad (Robin-Steve-Eddie)Steve & His Gals (Steve-Robin-Nancy) Kiddos (interactions between the kids) Dustin & His Dads Byers

Really Specific Relationships: (Opens to another post)

Vibes:

Vampire Eddie Agenda Incorrect but with Song Lyrics A is for Angst Nancy Wheeler being a straight up savage Personal Faves

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Robin: I’m in love with you. Nancy: What? Robin: I’m really sorry if that’s weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just… Nancy: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that? Robin: I just needed you to know. Once. Nancy: Well, I um… I… I can’t. Robin: Yeah. Nancy: You have no idea… Robin: Don’t do that. Nancy: …what your friendship means to me. Robin: Come on. I don’t wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.

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Lucas: What the hell is that? Dustin: It's a girl we found in the woods. Lucas: Well, put it back, it doesn't belong to you.

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[Vecna trying to catch El by surprise in the upside down and instead being smashed in the legs by crowbar.]

Vecna: Ow, my fucking knees

El: Get crow-barred, bitch! [Looks over her shoulder.] Thanks for the crowbar, Eddie.

Vecna: Kaz, what the fuck?

Kaz!Eddie: I don’t know, I’m bored…

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Murray: You see, that's the problem with your generation. You're obsessed with labels. So you like show tunes! Doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful. You know, there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.

Will: Me.

Murray: No. Me. Murray Bauman.

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Eddie: Does anybody know what a ballad is?

Steve: [In a knowledgeable voice] A male duck.

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[Nancy helping Steve with his essay.]

Nancy: Well, what's your definition of true?

Steve: Something that says something.

Nancy: What, anything?

Steve: No, something, about something.

Nancy: Let me get this straight, you're telling me that you want to write something, not just anything, that says something about something.

Steve: Right.

Nancy: Gee, who'd ever believe you having trouble communicating.

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Argyle: All right, here's the plan. I'll sit right here with my foot on the accelerator, ready to burn rubber.

Jonathan: No, pull over here and make sure you turn off the car in case you fall asleep, okay?

Argyle: Alternate plan. Cool.

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Eddie: Tell me- do you get a kick out of near-death experiences?!

Steve: No! I was fine. I had things well in hand.

Eddie: Oh yes, I could see that as you were being dragged into the depths of Lover’s Lake. No doubt lulling the demobats into a false sense of security...

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Hopper: Did you really think you were going to get away with it?

Eddie: Well, it'd be stupid to say yes now.

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Lucas: Do you know CPR or anything?

Dustin: I once gave the Heimlich Maneuver to Steve.

Lucas: Did it work?

Dustin: He wasn't choking…

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Mike: If you want to go, just make believe you're me. When you're popular, all unpopular people look alike anyway.

Will: [takes a deep breath] "Hi. I'm Mike. Go to hell." [shakes his head] It won't work. My face is too expressive.

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Nancy: Biggest regret?

Eddie: I'm not going to say I haven't lived my life without regrets, but I tend not to dwell on them.

Nancy: Just give me a regret.

Eddie: I don't really have any. But I'm not one of those people who doesn't have regrets.

Nancy: So you do have regrets?

Eddie: Yeah.

Nancy: Right, what's the biggest one?

Eddie: ...fuck this.

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Murray: I don't fear death. In fact, the longer this trip goes on, the more I yearn for it.

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Eddie: It looks like you've got a plan.

Steve: Yep.

Eddie: ...Have you got a plan?

Steve: Nope.

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Joyce: I need your advice.

Murray: Go for it.

Joyce: Should I tell Hopper about the other engagements? Or should I just leave it? Thing is, things are going so great and if I tell him I might just wreck everything. And it's not that big a deal is it?

Murray: That depends. This reminds me of a very similar situation I was in with my second husband, Clive. I was faced with a dilemma, whether to lie, or not to lie. And I chose to tell the truth.

Joyce: And what happened?

Murray: He died. Firing squad. Terrible way to go Joyce and I wouldn't like to see it happen to you. Smugglers we were. If it weren't for my relationship with John Prescott, I'd still be in that jail right now. So yeah, in answer to your question, I'd say no, don't tell him.

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Eddie: So, I heard you’re having trouble sleeping, so how about I come over tonight? I bet I could make you tired. Of me, I mean, I’m annoying as shit.