bit by bit

jul | 19

[lapetitsyrene]

I should be allowed into every museum’s archives actually

[slowheart]

me when i was a child who had a crush on a girl and didn’t understand it or know what to do with it: pulls a handful of grass from the ground and sprinkles it over her head

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

it's so funny seeing people on twitter pining after tumblr like "damn the tagging system was great" or "i miss customizing my own page" it's like that scene in movies where everyone eulogizes a character who's very much still alive and in the room

[dragon86xxx]

[londonboy45-deactivated20181210]

Everybody knows to give the big man some space.

[coughloop]

[starjasmines]

catboy this catboy that… grow up and see the light. it’s time for catmen

[mrpuppett]

don’t ever talk to me or my 4500000000 niche AUs ever again

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[inhaleass]

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

[beaky-peartree]

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[blackfemmelove]

i don't like big women because i'm so woke i've transcended beauty norms or whatever the fuck, i like them because i'm gay and have eyes. get well soon to everyone who's not on my level

[sgrumby]

impostors should be able to read ghost chat. imagine how much more fun it'd be to go "who killed my friend? ):" and see them shouting at you from beyond the grave

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

they should also be able to see the ghosts

I already enjoy haunting imposters that kill me but could you imagine being chased around the ship by angry souls who can do nothing more that slightly inconvenience you and shout at you

[space-breeze]

hamlet

[catgirlcommie]

compresses you into a zip file and doesn't extract you lol

[knightsickness]

funniest thing about mettaton not actually being ai is that none of the traditional robot gotchas would work on him. someone tells him to count how many grains of sand there are on a beach and he just tells them to fuck off

[roxylalonde]

[vortigone]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the name's text

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[myleremoss]

[pajamajamas]

What a beauty!

[inchtheinchworm]

halloweenie beanies!