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magpie energy • 26 • all my hyperfixations live in sideblogs

[pinkheartfleece]

I passive aggressively emailed my professor to make him stop ignoring my adjustment plan and then used the phrase "as a disabled student" to make him shit himself into doing it

round here we call that a

[chairhere]

[IMAGE ID: a bright rainbow gradient background with red at the top. The words “DISABILITY WIN” in black text are surrounded with flame in the middle.

END IMAGE ID]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[badjokesbyjeff]

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.

- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks

- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently

The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:

- Guess I’m swimming then…

[lizardlicks]

change your god damn url OP

[aphrogenian]

person with naturally good skin:in the morning i wash with peepee. at night i use poopoo and glossier milky jelly. simple is best :)

[dorfs]

I will never forget this post until the day I die

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[hoodiehorizon]

Me the first half of The Backrooms: "oh I get it. He's a down on his luck failed architect and even more failed furniture store owner who's trying to better himself. He'll probably be fascinated with the furniture/architecture of the backrooms and start selling the items there for money + notoriety. And eventually he'll go deeper and deeper to get more and more items until he gets trapped and encounters The Horrors. A classic tale of hubris :) "

Me the second half of the backrooms:

[nintendo-killed-atari]

backrooms spoilers with no context:

[justvea18]

Ariadne, I think we're a little lost

[avant-garth]

Brugmansia arborea

These pretty and hallucinogenic plants are used in shamanic ceremonies.

[captain-price-returns]

No fucking way

[fortuneaday]

[josephzadaupdates]

JOSEPH ZADA and MCKENNA GRACE as HAYMITHC ABERNATHY and MAYSILEE DONNER

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on The Reaping (2026) — dir. Francis Lawrence

[souryam]

the tributes

[mizzarh]

"She would’ve adored you"

[mechanical-idiot]

Some tributes and their tokens

rest in peace kids of the quarter quell you would have loved summer camp :(

[catgirl-catboy]

Everyone's giving Beetee shit for using the same plan twice, but nobody is giving Snow nearly enough shit for letting Beetee near an arena again and not having a plan for the exact thing he tried last time.