All In Vain

Hi. Call me Pinky.

[pinklatent]

Wei Wuxian | Wei Ying | Yiling Laozu

gif of process under the cut :)

[pinklatent]

Brother’s pet 1 name: Harley

Brother’s pet 2 name: Riot

Me, trying to call pet 1 but mixing up names: Hey Harlot—

[little-cereal-draws]

I wholeheartedly believe ppl should start saying, “But Brutus is an honorable man" instead of "I'm going to kill myself" when something inconveniencing happens

[pinklatent]

I wish the desert festival didn’t coincide with salmonberry season

Is it too much to ask to be able to kick serpent ass in the caverns and also frolic around town to forage for some damn berries

[wangxianficrecs]

Follower Recs

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This story is soooooo good, I don’t want to say much because experiencing the story and surprises it has was delightful but as someone who adores burial mounds era fics this was fantastic (the main fic ends at ch 10 but the extra is being updated and has me super excited, I’m a bit obsessed ngl) @pinsluke

The One-Eyed Journal

by Benny______1

M, 39k, WIP, Wangxian

Summary: "-ototype 2 of the compass of ill winds, it's supposed to point to the nearest, largest source of evil." Wei Wuxian stepped out of the line of view, then noticed that the arrow of the small device had spun to face him. Confused he side-stepped in the other direction. Again, the compass arrow swung to towards him. Wei Wuxian blinked. "Woooooooooooooooow"  he said, clearly taking offense. The scene cut off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OR A small unassuming wooden box with an eye-shaped glow, provides an exposé of the nefarious life of the Yiling Patriarch and his Wen army. OR Wei Wuxian’s magic Xianxia camera gets stolen

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[pinklatent]

16-hour shift, followed by a 12-hour shift with not even 7 hours in between.

This is gonna suck

[pinklatent]

HALLELUJAH SOMEONE ELSE TOOK IT I’M SAVED

[pinklatent]

16-hour shift, followed by a 12-hour shift with not even 7 hours in between.

This is gonna suck

[pinklatent]

Nothing like looking forward to eating your leftovers from a meal you actually really enjoyed, and then opening the fridge only to discover someone else had taken it

[pinklatent]

Starting the new year with a bang and a positive Covid test 🥲

[pinklatent]

Aaaaand there goes my sense of smell. My nostrils hurt, wtf

[pinklatent]

Starting the new year with a bang and a positive Covid test 🥲

[asleepinawell]

marquis yan doesn't show up that often in nirvana in fire but pretty much all the bits he takes part in are just so good:

1) decides to guy fawkes the emperor on new years with absolutely no follow through plan or end goal other than killing him in the most dramatic way possible. just fuck this guy in particular yolo. and he was right to say so

2) when he shows up to rescue yujin from The Birthday Party Of Despair the marquis of ning is like you can't come in i have a handwritten plaque from the emperor that says no one is allowed to be mean to me :) and marquis yan just turns and looks at it in silent contempt and is like 'okay...anyway...' and keeps walking up the stairs while two small armies cower around him

3) the scene where mcs is like wanna join my big plot to put my bf on the throne and he's like this has zero personal benefit for me and will ruin my comfortable retirement but i really fucking hate the emperor so sign me up lol

4) when he stalls xia jiang during the prison break thing he waits until enough time has passed and then just gets up and is like fuck this fuck you i'm out and walks off immediately. the pure contempt rolling off him is inspiring. then he gets a heartwarming father&son moment to watch xia jiang run through the woods on foot because yujin stole the horses

5) in the running to be the only good dad in the show, which like, yes, he did neglect his son for 20+ years but he's trying now and the bar is really THAT low

6) in the hunting lodge siege when everyone is freaking out he's the one who takes control and is like listen bitches if the enemy comes through the door we are going to stab the shit out of them so everyone had better grow a pair real fast... this is mostly aimed at the emperor and also 100% gets things back under control

7) was the backup for reading the letter at the end which, okay i wouldn't change how it actually went down for anything, but man he would have enjoyed that so much. i bet they didn't even have to get halfway through asking him to be the backup before he was like fuck yes i want to ruin that man's birthday party so hard

10/10 i hope to one day give as few fucks as this man

[pinklatent]

Ad: I recently purchased the most popular glucose meter—

Ad: *shows a fucking pulse oximeter*

Like, you couldn’t be bothered to do some basic fucking research to make sure the medical equipment you’re showing is the medical equipment you’re selling what the fuck. Is nobody putting any sort of effort on even scams anymore?

[rythyme]

the level of world building in this fucking omegaverse show is INSANE. like it's not just kinky sex. it's pharmaceutical companies vying for hormone suppressant patents and pheromone gland cancer research. it's suppressants coming in multiple forms such as patches, inhalers, and injections. it's perfumes being sold that mimic certain pheromone scents. it's restrooms separated by alpha/beta/omega designation and not by "male" vs "female". it's the A/B/O Equal Rights Agreement that legally mandates care for omegas during their heats. it's the normalization of taking caregiver leave when your omega partner is in heat. it's the omegaverse fujoshis shipping two alphas together. like they really went ALL IN on the omegaverse lore and i'm honestly so here for it.

[romemok]

A+ friendship ✨

[sincetoback]

These two will go down in history as one of the worlds best diabolical duo!!!!

[huayong]

abo desire as text posts 10/?

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

[letters-from-the-ocean-deactiva]

"You know it's bad when Hua Yong needs to give you relationship advice" - og my God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[fandomfairyuniverse]

There’s always a risk when you’re going to dinner like you could get poisoned and your boyfriend could get stabbed by your brother or you could find out that the guy you’ve been in love with for 10 years is pregnant with your child