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love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

linguini17

Amnesic neutral

elliebartlets

imagine not liking mamma mia. like imagine having so much hate in your heart that you can’t sit through an hour and a half of amazing ABBA songs and Meryl Streep. can’t relate

myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021

brutol

ok first of all i didnt "miss" the red flags i looked them and thought yeah thats sexy

humanimalgam

moodboard for when you finally fucking snap

followlmaonade-deactivated20180

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time.

froggysquirrell

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

followlmaonade-deactivated20180

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

tittled

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

bewbin

A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship