I'm probably up to some bullshit

Alex | Gender: ??? | 27 | New York | Taken - Obviously not an anime blog. (anymore) - Bisexual, He/They - Majored in physics, minored in chemistry

[notvoid]

me

[ghostigoo]

Ubers charge more if you order them from certain places, like bars where they know you have no choice if you’re drunk. Walk somewhere else just not anywhere that serves alcohol and then call for one. I’ve had my $40 dollar Uber go down to $20 before but it’s not always that dramatic.

[vermofftiss]

That’s great information! Lumbridge home teleport costs 0gp every 30 minutes.

[valtsv]

there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine

[valtsv]

[ashtwinproject22]

[persistent-wallflower]

[igglooaustralia]

[ambientwitch]

In the face of extermination say fuck you again but this time it’s up close

[rootkit]

the way he spilled...

[dappercyborg]

The Simpson literally made a joke about this in 1997 this is a settled issue, stop giving power back to straight people

[memewhore]

[ogrishpuntocom]

inspired by my own deceiving eyes

[warcraftweirdness]

😱

[cartooongasm]

[caterpie]

Animal Crossing (2001)

[guooey]

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[sporesgalaxy]

[yms1]

ⓘ This user needs a long break from everything.

[bathroomcube]

[huffy-1337]

CUFTCY I HAD TO COVER MY MOUTH CUZ IT'S 4AM AND THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

[thedishonestmedia]

I hope the mutuals I never talk to are doing well.