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#had a patient pass today #so I self tanned to feel better #and it did work

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

#the town #top gun maverick #ladrón que roba a ladrón #Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat

maenisusume

SJS vs. VAN (11.28.25)

Mack fuming in the penalty box after a 4-min penalty call

#mc71 #valid crash out #sharks

gaywill-deactivated20260129

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

rylandsgrace

When you were young and spry, did you guys ever think that you'd be on a cruise in a hot tub with the rest of your throuple for the purpose of processing a pregnancy scare by eating Hostess cupcakes? The cupcakes are unexpected.

Avery Morgan, Tristan Silva and Max Bankman in Doctor Odyssey (2025)

#this show would have been so good if they went with the throuple angle

uwillneverknowwho

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

#ok vibes but also I do have a paper to write but it’s due Sunday

skulandcrossbones

narrator: they did not, in fact, got this

#my loves

knownqueerbaiter

fave 911 heritage posts to me (no particular order)

•i’m really happy for you and your bisexual ladder

•bobby met buck at 26 and still managed to raise him catholic

•quit trying to buy access to owned pussy with scrambled eggs

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

if you were forced to live on an american coast, which one would you choose to live on

east coast

west coast

i already live on the west/east coast

Voting ended onFeb 25

#you would have to pry the east coast out of my cold dead hands #lived in cali briefly and I see the appeal but it was not for me #literally feet of snow in Boston rn and I still never want to leave #can’t go anywhere without risk of frostbite but worth it #I love how passive aggressively helpful people are here

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

apolladay

If you look up your full name online, does anything about you come up on the first couple of pages? (other people with the same name don't count)

- yes, a social media account

- yes, a different account (e.g. AO3)

- yes, a news article

- yes, someone else's post involving me

- yes, a website

- yes, other

- no

- other/results (?)

If you look up your full name online, does anything about you come up on the first couple of pages? (other people with the same name don't count)

yes, a social media account

yes, a different account (e.g. AO3)

yes, a news article

yes, someone else's post involving me

yes, a website

yes, other

no

other/results (?)

Voting ended onJan 25

#my name brings up a bunch of articles from when I was in high school #I was an athlete and I kept getting interviewed after games because I was the captain and also I said dumb shit #so both my town paper and two major city publications had me recapping games like I’d never played the sport before #they interviewed me again for all-states which I sounded just as dumb in #I am literally the first 10 hits on google #which is embarassing #why did no one stop me from speaking

apolladay

Were you a planned baby?

I know for a fact that I was unplanned

I think I was unplanned, but I don't know for sure

I have no idea if I was planned or not

I think I was planned, but I don't know for sure

I know for a fact that I was planned

Voting ended onJan 13

#I was very definitely not planned #neither was my brother #my older sisters both were planned #that’s why we’re 8 and 10 years younger than them

manichewitz

i’m sure they never bring it up, it would add nothing to the plot, but if ilya’s playing for boston that means he has absolutely been forced to do a dunkin’ donuts commercial and that’s just so important to me

#Ilya somehow looking sexy in the dunkings outfit #I know it’s the wrong time period but I would be drooling

apolladay

Were there any complications during your own birth?

Yes, major / life threatening

Yes, minor

I don't know

No

Apparently, I came out of the womb black as coal, because I was lathered in my own shit and piss 🤷‍♂️ Guess that explains why I can pull such a good "shit eating grin"

Were there any complications during your own birth?

Yes, major / life threatening

Yes, minor

I don't know

No

Voting ended onJan 9

Apparently, I came out of the womb black as coal, because I was lathered in my own shit and piss 🤷‍♂️ Guess that explains why I can pull such a good "shit eating grin"

#my mother went septic #it was right after I was born so we were still at the hospital #she ended up staying a week and they kept me with her #meanwhile I was my family’s biggest and healthiest baby #and then proceeded to be the sickest kid by the time I hit elementary school