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TADC: THEY ALL GET GUNS

yeah i skipped a few episodes, but this one has some great dialogue, great for rp

"I'm hiding from ____."

"____ has been checking in on my room lately. When I don't answer he/she/they start singing 'Daisy Bell'. It's creepy."

"Why does all you do is complaining?"

"Are we finally having this conversation?"

"Tell that to him/her/them! He's/She's/They're the ones that fuck everything all the time!"

"Did _____ just say 'ass'?"

"And this is a loaded gun!"

"Sounds a little convoluted."

"Wait, what am I doing? I wasn't paying attention."

"Or, yeah, we can all just shoot each other. Here. Have guns. I don't care anymore."

"I didn't say have fun."

"Well, that's not my problem right now!"

"I can keep _____ in check, so don't worry about me."

"I don't trust myself with it."

"I'll keep it safe for you."

"WE NEED TO FIND THE TOMMY GUN!"

"It will be my pleasure murdering all of you!"

"So, who are you gonna kill first?"

"You know none of this is real, right?"

"We're still people though, right?"

"I do everything 'cause it's funny!"

"I at least have the self awareness to choose who I am."

"I know you hate it here. Everyone does, but the silver lining is that we can pretty much do whatever we want!"

"Pft. That was... kinda cringe."

"____! There's a sniper around this corner."

"I know exactly what you're doing with ____, and it'll never work!"

"Oh, wow, I didn't actually think that'd work."

"You deserve better than thinking about him/her/them when he's/she's/they're not even here."

"You're human. You're not his/her/they're toy."

"How are you supposed to like the part of yourself that makes you worse than everyone else?"

"You have to choose to love yourself, even if it doesn't make sense."

"Whatever happens, I've got your back if you've got mine."

"I'm learning a lot about you today."

"Let's not forget we're here to kill people."

"You wanna talk about it?"

"I think... I might've failed ____."

"Maybe you just needed a break."

"I feel like every day we're drifting further apart."

"The way I see it, relationships are two sided, and sometimes it doesn't make sense to do all the heavy lifting when the other isn't in the mood."

"As long as you're still there when they need you, giving someone space shouldn't be the same as giving up on them."

"I don't even know what I want."

"Do you hate yourself?"

"I couldn't help but hate myself for the things I thought I was responsible for."

"There are always ways to show you care without ruining yourself over it."

"I guess I just have a resilient mind."

"Are they still following us?"

"They're still following us!"

"Are you seriously gonna start singing that!"

"That's actual bullshit!"

"Well, shit, man. Guess that's the end of that."

"We did it! We make such a great team!"

"I supposed this is the part where one of us betrays the other."

"What? Oh, yeah, you can betray me."

"Lame. Come on. I thought you were cool."

"Are you gonna shoot me or what?"

"We were never friends."

"You're not going to look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

"Are you coming onto me?"

"Oh my god, can you take this seriously? Can you take anything seriously?"

"You reached out to me! Not the other way around!"

"You're scared. You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!"

"Are you seriously gonna blame me for something that everybody else did too!"

"Geez, you really can't take a joke, can you?"

"Because I didn't fight back that means I secretly care about you?"

"I do not care about you or anyone else in this _____ in the slightest!"

"You are my play things, and I get joy out of making you suffer!"

"I'm the one who causes pain for fun!"

"If I lead you on, it just to make this part hurt you more."

"There's nothing more to me, so please... just stop looking."

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TADC: THE MYSTERY OF MILDENHALL MANOR

"I can't hold it any longer."

"Try not thinking about it."

"Why am I the one doing this?"

"He/She/They refuses to show us because he's/she's/they're a coward."

"Why is everyone standing around when there's adventure to be had!"

"I hope this adventure doesn't end up being a horrible nightmare."

"I'm not really a fan of horror, and I don't really handle jump scares that well."

"Hey, be nice to her/him/them. She's/He's/They've had a rough couple of days."

"Rated WOW for all ages!"

"Rated AAAAHHHH for mature [insert name] only!"

"Could you have done that the whole time?"

"I've already told you what my problem is."

"You're probably not even listening."

"Look at this cool bee I drew!"

"The creature you see before you is one I've been pursuing for years."

"It's locked. It's locked! Of course! I love that it's locked!"

"Well, this is some rather inconvenient lore placement."

"I think we should hold on to each other and slowly make our way back to [insert location here]."

"You look beautiful, honey."

"I do not use my adventures to torture my guests!"

"Any torment I inflict is purely accidental, like any good war criminal!"

"I don't like... myself."

"Just forget it."

"Making adventures is my art!"

"It's all I exist to do. All I'm... good at."

"What you're saying could imply I'm... bad at the only thing I'm good at."

"Oh, god, where are we now?"

"In my attempts to protect her/him/them, I became the monster myself."

"How's about we take his/her/their gun?"

"Looks like we've got two shots. Let's make them count."

"Just leave it to me. I can handle this."

"What?"

"Wait, how did he/she/they record this if he/she/they was in Hell?"

"I hate this stupid adventure!"

"You know how men are. Always having the silliest priorities."

"That man could turn a 57 second story into a Greek tragedy."

"We are literally in Hell right now!"

"Just try to stay calm."

"How's your wife, [insert name]?"

"Man, seven years of computer science for this, huh?"

"He/She/They just wants me to suffer."

"How about we relax for a minute while nothing's chasing us?"

"It was my fault we went down this path, wasn't it?"

"Why have you been acting so different lately?"

"The darkness seemed to calm her/him/them down a bit."

"You had a wife/husband/partner?"

"It's not the most cheerful memory, but... it's one I at least have control over."

"I know it all seems pointless, but it's not. Not when you have people who care about."

"In this world, the worst thing you can do is make someone feel they aren't wanted or loved."

"I'm glad you're here with me."

"If we leave and go back to the [insert location], you're just going to go back to being crazy."

"You're not going to remember any of this, are you?"

"Don't worry about me."

"You're very strong, [insert name], and I know you'll be able to get through this."

"What happened up here?"

"[insert name] was very brave."

"FUCK."

"I'm starting to wonder if the wild west was even a real direction at all."

"Quick! Pretend we weren't having a therapy session!"

"Welcome back, my meowing milk maids!"

"Don't ever call us/me that again."

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DAN VS ARIN: THE GREATEST DEBATES

"Cheetahs have stripes that go in a circle."

"I'm so confounded that I now have to look up what cheetahs look like."

"I guess those squares are just circles with four points."

"And all these patches of green are just blue with a little bit of yellow thrown in."

"I wasn't blaming anybody! You started coming onto me with sass!"

"[name] I don't want to debate."

"There's no debate!"

"I don't want to argue if a burger's a sandwich or not."

"It's a ground red meat sandwich!"

"This is not a hill I'm willing to die on or live on for even five minutes."

"I didn't argue with you!"

"Talk about damned if you do, damned if you don't."

"If there was going to be a conversation about whether a burger's a sandwich, it was coming to my doorstep whether I liked it or not."

"Well, when you say it like that it does make more sense, but it did require you to explain everything you just said."

"I don't want to throw hands. You're training right now."

"When you get some tongs, do you instinctively clack them together?"

"Only a human can consent to having their meat eaten."

"You'd eat a guy, right?"

"Who doesn't agree with 'talk shit get hit'!"

"I think you're projecting."

"I'm not projecting!"

"If there was a 'you're going to get punched in the face' clause, Twitter would be a way cooler place to be!"

"Why couldn't you just say, 'yeah haha'?"

"Is a hotdog a sandwich?"

"I'm going to assume you do think a hotdog is a sandwich?"

"I should've known you'd have a very strong opinion about this."

"The one thing I cannot abide is if somebody says a hamburger is not a sandwich."

"[name], you are so right, and I am so happy to defer to you on this."

"The way you can pick fights and then hold the entire fight, portraying both sides, is amazing."

"This is minute seven of this conversation."

"Dude, just take your time."

"I can't believe you're saying that to me."

"You know as well as I do there's nothing left to do in this game."

"[name], you just passed the frozen elf room again."

"Why don't you use your map! Look at how helpful it is!"

"This is going to be the spot where I die unless we do something else."

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EPIC, THE MUSICAL: ITHACA SAGA

sobs, what a wild ride this was. feel free to change pronouns and such when applicable.

"I'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown."

"I said I would choose as soon as I weave this shroud."

"I'd rather lie than allow them to think they've won."

"I don't know how much longer I'll last since we saw that storm."

"Could it be some kind of sign that my world is all about to change?"

"Is it finally time for the challenge I arranged?"

"Though I never thought that it would come to this, just know I'll be here, buying you time."

"Time is fleeting, it's running out."

"Time to be the man of the house."

"Whoever can string _____'s old bow and shoot through twelve axes cleanly will be the new _____."

"Let the arrow fly once you know your aim is true."

"Though I never thought that these would be the lengths we go for love, I would not have it any other way."

"Where is the man who can string this bow?"

"Screw this competition, we've been here for hours."

"Screw this damn challenge, no more delays."

"Can't you guys see we're being played?"

"This is how they hold us down while the throne gets colder."

"Where in the hell is our pride and our rage?"

"Here and now, there's a chance for action."

"Here and now, we can take control."

"Channel the fire inside of your soul."

"Haven't you noticed who's missing?"

"Don't you know the prince is not around?"

"Hold him down while I slit his throat."

"Hold him down while I break his pride, his trust, his faith and his bones."

"When the crown wonders where the prince is, only the ocean and I will know."

"For twenty years I've suffered every punishment and pain from the wrath of gods and monsters to the screams of comrades slain."

"Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my wife and hurt my boy."

"I. Have had. Enough."

"In the heat of battle, at the edge of the unknown, somewhere in the shadows lurks an agile, deadly foe."

"You don't understand it, this man plans for every fight."

"Where is he? Where is he!"

"Keep your head down!"

"He's using the darkness to hide his approaches!"

"We're empty handed, up against an archer, our only chance is to strike him in the darkness."

"We know these halls, the odds can be tilted!"

"You don't think I know my own palace? I built it."

"Old king, our leader is dead! You've destroyed the serpent's head, now the rest of us are no longer a threat."

"Old king, forgive us instead, so that no more blood is shed."

"Let's have open arms instead."

"No."

"Damn, he's more cunning than I assumed."

"I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of kings left his armory unlocked."

"Now that we have armed ourselves, let's make the bastard rot."

"Behind you!"

"Throw down those weapons and I ensure you'll be spared."

"I don't want to hurt you but, believe me, I've come prepared."

"We don't fight fair."

"Capture him, he's our greatest chance!"

"Get off me!"

"Fight til the prince can barely stand!"

"Make the king obey our command, 'cause if he won't I'll break the kid's hands."

"Mercy? Mercy?"

"My mercy has long since drowned."

"As long as you're around, my family's fate remains unknown."

"You plotted to kill my _____."

"All of you are going to die!"

"You filled my heart with hate."

"All my life, I've died to meet you, thought about your name so much it hurts."

"Now you're here, I can't find the words."

"All my life, I'd have died to know you."

"I can't help but wonder what your world must be."

"All this time I've wondered if you'd embrace me as your own."

"For twenty years, I've wandered, for so long I've felt alone."

"Oh, _____, look how much you've grown."

"Oh, _____, sweetest joy I've known."

"Used to say I'd make the storm clouds cry for you."

"Used to say I'd capture wind and sky for you."

"Held you in my arms, prepared to die for you, oh, how time has flown."

"I can only wonder what your world has been."

"All I've ever wanted was to reunite with my own."

"Twenty years, we've wandered, but today you're not alone."

"_____, I'm finally home!"

"You were never one for hellos."

"I can't help but wonder what this world could be if we all held each other with a bit more empathy."

"I can't help but feel like I led you astray."

"What if there's a world where we don't have to live this way?"

"If that world exists, it's far away from here."

"It's one I'll have to miss, for it's far beyond my years."

"Is it you? Have my prayers been answered?"

"Is it really you standing there, or am I dreaming once more?"

"Your eyes look tired. Your frame is lighter, your smile torn."

"I am not the _____ you fell in love with."

"I am not your kind and gentle _____."

"Would you fall in love with me again if you knew all I've done?"

"I know that you've been waiting, waiting for love."

"Left a trail of red on every island as I traded friends like objects I could use."

"Hurt more lives than I can count on my hands."

"If that's true, could you do me a favor?

"See that wedding bed? Could you carry it over?"

"How could you say this?"

"I had built that wedding bed with my blood and sweat, carved it into the olive tree where we first met."

"A symbol of our love ever lasting, do you realize what you have asked me?"

"The only way to move it is to cut it from its roots!"

"Only my _____ knew that, so I guess that makes _____ you!"

"I will fall in love with you over and over again."

"I don't care how, where, or when, no matter how long it's been you're mine!"

"Don't tell me you're not the same person."

"I love you."

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RED SHOES & THE SEVEN DWARFS

please watch this movie, it's delightful. feel free to change pronouns and such when needed

"A magical land of princes and princesses, witches and monsters."

"Accidents and strange events happen all the time."

"We thought she was a witch. Sooo... we attacked her, but we were wrong."

"Everything changed the day we slayed a dragon and saved a princess."

"She wasn't a witch. She was a princess. The fairy princess!"

"How were we supposed to know!"

"So, anyway, she wanted to teach us a lesson, so she placed a curse on us, and this was a nasty one."

"And the only way to break the curse is to get a kiss from the most beautiful woman in the world."

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? With THIS face!"

"Not again! How long must I wait!"

"Oh, pull yourself together."

"Huh. That wasn't there before."

"What is she up to now?"

"I can't believe my beloved daughter, ____, has turned 18."

"They said she was a witch, but she was too beautiful to be a witch."

"People around the castle have been disappearing, one by one."

"I should send _____ away to a safer place."

"Apples. The most suspicious of fruits."

"But they don't look dangerous."

"Green is like an ogre."

"Quit your complaining, _____!"

"I'm figuring out how to take this curse and kick it where the sun don't shine!"

"What was that, some kind of bird?"

"Magic mirror, full of wisdom, who's the fairest in the kingdom?"

"Inside note, wisdom and kingdom don't really rhyme."

"Cut the sass, and tell me her name!"

"Magic is just my first name. It's short for Magichard, like Richard."

"What can you do then?"

"Perhaps you should recruit another. Someone who stands to gain from your success."

"Let's not jump to conclusions."

"Yes, it could be a witch, but... Yeah, it's a witch."

"Wands where I can see'em, witch!"

"Fraulein! I baked you some revenge!"

"I have six roommates, but my name is on the lease."

"Wow. I look so... different."

"Oh, my gosh! What happened to me?"

"Is that... really what I look like? In the mirror, you see the same thing?"

"Obviously. I mean, I am a princess."

"Nah, that _____ isn't your type. You seem more like a _____ fan to me."

"Honestly, none of them are really my type."

"How can I assist you, my fair lady?"

"I need to find my father, and I know _____ can help."

"Leave it me. I'll find your father within the month."

"I already found your father like two weeks ago!"

"I just need a few days to get him across state lines."

"No one's offered to help me in such a long time..."

"I think I hit her too hard..."

"Who is coming to my birthday party?"

"If she's not gonna sleep, she can come to a party!"

"I DEMAND glorious guests!"

"I couldn't be anymore unpopular!"

"Finally! Someone talking sense!"

"Fear not, loyal hag!"

"I, Prince _____, shall find this fugitive and make her pay for her crimes--by making her attend my birthday party!"

"No! Whatever it is, I haven't seen it! Now, please, go away!"

"Hate to zap you, _____, but I need to impress a beautiful woman."

"_____, stop putting yourself in danger!"

"I see that light at the end of the funnel. Time for me to kick butt in heaven. I had a good run. Hashtag blessed."

"Seriously _____, you need to find a better way to hit on girls."

"Stand back. I may have to risk my life again."

"Where have you been? Something awful could've happened to _____ if I hadn't shown up!"

"You shouldn't go into the forest by yourself. It's a nightmarish landscape fit for only the finest warriors, like myself... and squirrels."

"Oh, I am so sorry. That was... much slappier than I intended it to be."

"To break this curse, we've got to work as a tightly knit team. Which means you do everything I say."

"You took your shot, you got slapped."

"A half baked plan is better than none!"

"It says: do not attempt to remove by force."

"I like a girl who can keep things classified."

"Who said you could leave your post?"

"I'm just walking the bunny."

"There's no need to push me into a corner. This is super scary."

"Are you a criminal!?"

"Just let me know what you want. Anytime. For the rest of your life."

"I don't want your jewels, only your good intentions."

"Ugh, it's that loser, Prince _____."

"Don't troll me, troll."

"Can we get this over with? They're just dwarves!"

"Gentleman, he surrenders."

"I! Shall! Return! On Tuesday. No, wait, let me check my clandarrrr.... Thursday."

"You always talk about what someone looks like."

"I think I can see the real you, and I like you. Just as you are."

"You're a gift. A gift that will transform me into someone amazing, just like you're amazing."

"Nope! Stand back! I got this! One... Two... Okay, yeah, I need help."

"This kingdom has a serious monster problem!"

"What do they want besides smashing us!"

"Take a look, _____! I have triumphantly saved the day!"

"You're going after _____ yourself?"

"By the time I figured out _____ was a witch, _____ had already disappeared."

"If I had given up their magic, you wouldn't have helped me find my father, would you?"

"I'm talking about the kind of spell you never want to break."

"I just wonder what I would have done if I'd seen the real _____."

"Seriously? It's still all about appearances for you?"

"Those are bears."

"If you think you've humiliated, embarrassed, and otherwise frustrated me... you're right."

"Sweet lord, please end this."

"You've torn apart my family, and you will not get away with it, _____!"

"What's going to happen to her?"

"It's a good day to break a curse."

"You're the most beautiful woman in the world, whether my eyes are open or closed."

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EPIC, THE MUSICAL: VENGEANCE SAGA

feel free to change pronouns and such when needed

"Someone arrived today."

"They said they're taking you away."

"You're unlike anyone I have ever known."

"If I pushed you, or if I came on too strong, or if I ambushed you, for that, I'll say I'm sorry."

"If you hate me, I'm sorry my love's too much for you."

"I'm not sorry for loving you."

"Let me speak!"

"I had no friends but the sky and sun."

"I'm not sorry."

"I'm angry and tired and restless and sad."

"I wish you would chase me or try to embrace me."

"I love you... but not in the way you want me to."

"I hate that I fell in love with you."

"Why did I fall in love with you?"

"What do I do with this love for you?"

"How am I supposed to get over you?"

"Why in the world won't you love me to?"

"Six hundred deaths under my command..."

"How will I reach my homeland?"

"Hello, old friend."

"So, you're the one who talked to _____."

"Why are you here?"

"You're being given a final option."

"Consider this your one last chance."

"If your plan's so great, why'd you wait to say it?"

"Well, it's a little bit dangerous, my friend."

"You'll need a mindset change for this."

"You cannot get away with playing safe for this."

"You wanna get home?"

"Put it all on the line, and put your whole brain in it."

"You gotta treat it like it's the main event."

"Be dangerous."

"Alright, I'm in. What do I do?"

"When lost, look toward the sky."

"Follow the north star!"

"No matter how far you think you're going, you keep on rowing."

"When strangers lurk around the isle, when danger greets you with a smile, fight your way through, do what you must do."

"It's gonna be dangerous, my friend."

"We went through so much to get this."

"You won't get another time to try."

"It was meant to stop you by design."

"'Cause no mortal can pass through _____'s storm."

"Don't you know that danger is my friend?"

"My whole life, I've trained for this."

"I cannot tell you how much I've paid for this."

"I'm gonna use ruthlessness."

"I plan to put an end to all the foolishness."

"I'll be dangerous."

"_____, thank you."

"Don't thank me, friend, I'm not the one who fought for you."

"Good luck."

"You must be who _____ mentioned."

"I'd like to hurry up and end this."

"I'm not dying here!"

"I'm still fighting here!"

"I'm holding on, 'til I've seen it through, 'til I've beaten you!"

"I already know your tactics."

"There, I see it, the island I've been searching for."

"Home... I've reached it."

"My wife and son are passed these shores."

"My love, don't be scared."

"There you are, coward."

"I've been waiting for this moment."

"I've got a reputation."

"I've got a name to uphold, so I can't go letting you walk or else the world forgets I'm cold."

"Get in the water."

"Stop this... please."

"Don't mistake my threats for bluffs!"

"You have lived more than enough!"

"I'll take your son and gouge his eyes, that is unless you choose to die."

"Aren't you tired, _____?"

"It's been ten years, how long will this go?"

"We're both hurting from losses."

"Maybe you could learn to forgive."

"I don't think you seem to get it."

"I can't afford to die."

"You sealed your fate just to beat me."

"You can't kill me."

"How does it feel to be helpless!"

"How does it feel to know pain!"

"I watched my friends die in horror, crying as they were all slain!"

"I heard their final moments, calling their captain in vain!"

"Look what you turned me into!"

"Look what we have become!"

"All the pain that I've been through, haven't I suffered enough!"

"You didn't stop when I begged you!"

"You told me to close my heart!"

"You said the world was dark!"

"After everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?"

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EPIC: THE MUSICAL, WISDOM SAGA

feel free to change pronouns and such when needed.

"It's just me, myself, and I."

"I'm stuck with your stories, but no clue who you are."

"If I fight those monsters, is it you I'll find?"

"I know life and fate are scary, but I wanna be legendary."

"I'll fight the harpies and chimeras!"

"There are strangers in our halls."

"They keep taking space and it's not much longer we can stall."

"They're getting impatient. Dangerous, too."

"I would fight them if I was half as strong as you."

"Somebody help me, come and give me the strength."

"Can I do whatever it takes to keep ____ safe?"

"It's been twenty years and we still have no king."

"Give me a chance, a single opportunity."

"When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?"

"Don't you dare call my mother a tramp!"

"What'cha gonna do about it, champ?"

"Fight, little wolf, fight."

"Wanna entertain me?"

"Wanna be a man then fight, little wolf, fight."

"You've made your worst mistake here."

"You'll have run out of bones to break when you and I are through."

"I'll teach you all the lessons your daddy never could."

"This cruel world doesn't give out presents just for being good."

"Need some help?"

"Is your plan to stand around?"

"'Cause I suggest you fight back."

"Uppercut him. Now."

"Alright now, let's try this again."

"I've no respect for bullies, those who impose their will."

"I've seen plenty enough to truly understand this kind of filth."

"Let's teach this dog a lesson."

"One young wolf has a larger heart than all these men combined."

"Show them that you've got some bite, ____!"

"Take advantage now and strike, ____-!"

"Don't go down without a fight, ____!"

"Oh, maybe I pushed you a bit too hard."

"I had a friend before, and he was a lot like you."

"I helped him fight through war, but he had his demons, too."

"Then we grew apart."

"Then his light went dark."

"I don't know who your friend is, I don't know what he's like, but my time with you has been splendid."

"'Cause I got in a fight, and I didn't die!"

"I've never felt strong before."

"You're my friend, I couldn't ask for more."

"Maybe to fall is to learn one way."

"Maybe it's all gonna turn out great."

"I know we'll be fine."

"I know it's light you'll find."

"You're a good kid."

"Old friend, it's been ten years since I last saw you."

"____, where did you go?"

"Morning, sleepy head, you've been resting for a while."

"I swore that you were dead when you washed up on my isle."

"Did you know you talk in your sleep?"

"Tell me, though, who's ____?"

"I'm not your man."

"I'm what you want here."

"I'm what you need here."

"From here on out, you're mine, all mine."

"Hell no!"

"I could kill you where you stand!"

"I'm not pet, I'm a married man!"

"Last I checked, goddesses can't die."

"You're adorable."

"Bow down to the might ____, here to entertain, but fear not, I bring no pain."

"Under my spell, we're stuck in paradise."

"No one can come or go."

"I don't belong here!"

"There's something wrong here!"

"I wont' be drawn to live in paradise."

"Time can take a heavy toll."

"All I hear are screams..."

"____, get away from the ledge."

"You don't know what I've gone through!"

"You don't know what I've sacrificed!"

"Every comrade I long knew, every friend, I saw them die."

"It will be fine, dear."

"Come back inside, dear."

"Let me close my eyes."

"I know your life's been hard."

"I'll stay inside your heart."

"I love you, my dear."

"I love our time here."

"Life would be so much worse if you had died."

"Just let me close my eyes."

"Please stay away from harm."

"Stay in my open arms."

"He needs my help."

"Father, ____, rarely do I ask for favors."

"You are playing with thunder for a man full of shame."

"If he's worth the risk of going under, why not make it a game?"

"You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs."

"I think ____'s in the wrong."

"They were trying to do him worse!"

"Now they'll tread with caution first."

"Trust is not given, it's forged."

"Why should I give him my support?"

"He sacrificed his own cohort."

"Did you forget they failed to listen?"

"He was betrayed and then imprisoned."

"He was busy fighting!"

"More like busy spiting."

"Let him feel the pain that his ____ felt and rot."

"Please reconsider this."

"Really, ____? These old tricks?"

"What kind of sick coward holds back his power while he friends get devoured?"

"He didn't even fight ____!"

"Pathetic and weak like his ____!"

"Hold your tongue now!"

"His ____'s my friend!"

"Tell your lover that a broken heart can mend."

"You want more bloodshed?"

"He's got the mind of a genius."

"Try harder."

"He's pretty skilled with words."

"Can do better than that."

"He's kinda funny?"

"Never once has he cheated on his wife."

"I played your game and won!"

"You dare to defy me?"

"No one beats me, no one wins my game!"

"Is she dead?"

"Let him go, please."

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TRY GUYS: WITHOUT A RECIPE

i can't believe i've yet to see a meme of this series. no ned quotes, of course.

"It definitely smells like it's burning."

"I'm uncomfortable."

"You grew up in the land of breakfast tacos."

"The hovering doesn't help."

"I'm a professional judge and critiquer. Anything you have, I will judge and critique."

"I'm going to embrace the idea of corn."

"I'm bringing Judaism up in this bitch."

"Hello, sir. Have you heard the good word about tacos?"

"I have a strong memory of tacos across the street from my Asian church."

"You're losing a lot of real estate."

"Don't worry, it's just the extra salt."

"This time, the Jews are helping."

"Tis the season to season your lamb."

"That's a good selling point. That might get me to convert."

"Why are your tortillas so bad?"

"I don't know why the tortillas are bad!"

"Is the glitter edible?"

"Eat the flower."

"I like dry more than wet substances."

"_____ has one win and just goes bananas."

"Judaism deserves a win more than colonialism."

"Why is it salty?"

"I don't know! I'm panicking!"

"I don't even know how to spell croissant."

"Why are there lemons here?"

"Fuck the yeast."

"It really feels like we're totally being left out to dry today."

"The French are lovers."

"From here we're just gonna pound it out."

"You just beat the shit out of your food?"

"I still don't know what that means."

"____, is that the shape you wanted?"

"I'm going to cry."

"We don't get cookie cutters?"

"I have to MAKE the pumpkin spice!?"

"Goodbye my sweet little sluts."

"Shaped like daddy."

"He did it with the spirit of daddy guiding him."

"You guys have a lot of questions and a lot of critiques."

"That is a texture of bread I have never had before."

"Backpack salmon!"

"I'm honoring my sister with fish bread."

"It's like a Peewee's Playhouse appliance."

"You're making peanut butter?"

"I'm trying to do a quick pickle. A quickle."

"I'm from Texas. You can ask me about queso."

"That was really gross. I completely lost my track of thought."

"She's thick."

"No one's going to address that?"

"A queef beat my sister?"

"Okay, now I'm mad. I lost to a fucking queef!?"

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EPIC: THE MUSICAL, THUNDER SAGA

i was going to wait til all of the sagas release to make another post, but here we are. feel free to change pronouns and such when needed.

"Don't you miss me?"

"_____, I've told you this before."

"You know I'm afraid of the water."

"I'll make sure that you are safe and sound."

"I would take the suffering from you."

"I can take the suffering from you."

"I will take the suffering from you."

"Oh no."

"Well, you asked and now you know."

"The things I do for you."

"Let's cut the charade."

"You are no wife of mine."

"You've been trying to take my life this whole time!"

"My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water."

"My real wife knows I don't have a daughter."

"We are a different beast now."

"No more of us deceased, 'cause we won't take more suffering from you."

"We are the man made monsters."

"We are the ones who conquer."

"You are a threat no longer."

"You pretended to be my wife, so I just played along."

"Sirens know about every route and horizon."

"Spare us. Oh, spare us, please."

"You wouldn't have spared me."

"I made a mistake like this, it almost cost my life."

"Let them drown."

"Kill them all."

"This is our only way home."

"You're quiet today."

"Not much to say."

"I've got a secret I can no longer keep."

"Deep down, you know that we are the same."

"I'm so sorry."

"There is no price we won't pay."

"Forgive me."

"We both know what it takes to survive."

"Deep down, we only care for ourselves."

"Deep down, we're lonely demons from Hell."

"Captain, something approaches."

"Drown in your sorrows and fear!"

"Choke on your blood and your tears!"

"Bleed 'til you've run out of years!"

"Give up your honor and faith!"

"Live up your life as a wraith!"

"Die in the blood where you bathe!"

"We must do what it takes to survive."

"We are the same you and I."

"Tell me you did not know that would happen."

"Use your wits to try and say I'm crazy and mad!"

"Say something!"

"Then you have forced my hand."

"No can do."

"Don't make me fight, you brother."

"You know you'd have done the same."

"If you want all the power, you must carry all the blame!"

"I am not letting you get in my way!"

"How are we supposed to trust you now?"

"Your time has come, your luck's run out."

"You relied on wit, and then we died on it."

"Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do."

"____, we're never gonna get to make it home. You know it's true."

"You don't know that's true!"

"I'm tired, my friend!"

"How much longer must I suffer, now?"

"How much longer can I push through Hell?"

How much longer must I go about my life like this when people die like this?"

"You've doomed us."

"You've doomed us all, _____!"

"Now that we've pissed them off, who do you think he'll send!"

"Pride is a damsel in distress."

"Someone's gotta die today, you have got the final say."

"Please don't make me do this."

"Let me take the suffering from you."

"I have to see her."

"But we'll die."

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RWBY LYRICS

another rwby lyrics meme bc viz media bought it and now i'm full of serotonin, feel free to change pronouns when needed

"Let's just live. Just one day, let's forget about our problems."

"You're not the only one who needed me. I thought you understood."

"The dream that you've always dreamed is suddenly about to flower."

"Welcome to a world of new solutions."

"Never thought that you would stay forever."

"They play the part of allies, claiming peace their only goal."

"I know that I could do so much if I could just believe in me."

"We try so hard, but what are we fighting for?"

"I promise I'll be here until the end."

"My wish came true the day that you appeared and called me 'friend'."

"Love brings us dreams, but grief makes the heart burst at the seams."

"Hello there, my enemy."

"You shouldn't stare into these eyes of fire."

"I will stay with you all our days."

"I've gotta let go, but could I lose my mind?"

"You may have taken the lead but I'll even the score."

"The goal of a savior is not to be lionized."

"How does it feel knowing your efforts will fail?"

"It was you who ended their lives."

"Your sins are what they'll pay for."

"Falls from grace are never elegant."

"We can cry our lives away, but if they were here they'd say: go forward, you must keep moving on."

"There's nothing that I won't do for her."

"There's a million ways to spill blood in the court."

"Who is your king of the castle now?"

"I know it's not easy losing a match, especially when it's a girl kicking your ass."

"Are you the queen or are you the pawn?"

"Unguarded, I surrender to a softer side."

"And now I know I'm worthy of you."

"See me for everything I am."

"You don't run away, no matter the mistakes that I've made."

"There's a day when all hearts will be broken, and the shadows will cast out the light."

"I may fall, but not like this, it won't be by your hand."

"I have the strength to do what's needed."

"Though the body's weak and breakable, the spirit is indomitable."

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EPIC: The Musical

lyrics that absolutely fuck me up, feel free to change pronouns and such as needed

"A mission to kill someone's son, a foe who won't run, unlike anyone you have faced before."

"I'd rather bleed for you."

"This is the will of the gods."

"Don't make me do this."

"The blood on your hands is something you won't lose. All you can choose is whose."

"You're as old as he was when I left for war."

"How could I hurt you?"

"I'm just a man who's trying to go home."

"When does a man become a monster?"

"When does the reason become the blame?"

"Forgive me."

"We should try to find a way no one ends up dead."

"You can relax, my friend."

"Think of all that we have been through. We'll survive what we get into."

"This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms."

"I see in your face there is so much guilt inside your heart."

"Have you forgotten to turn off your heart? This is not you."

"Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you."

"Don't forget that you're a warrior of a very special kind."

"Don't disappoint me."

"What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep?"

"Don't you know that pain you sow is pain you reap?"

"Your life now is in my hand."

"A trade, you see. Take from me like you took from me."

"You shall be the final man to die."

"It's just one life to take."

"When we kill him our journey's over."

"Captain?"

"You've hurt me enough."

"When I kill you, my pain is over."

"Mark my words now. This is not the end."

"Remember them."

"Who hurts you?"

"If nobody hurt you, be silent."

"He's still a threat until he's dead."

"Finish it."

"What good would killing do, when mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use?"

"The blood we shed, it never dries."

"I am your darkest moment."

"I am the infamous _______!"

"This way, you won't disappoint me."

"This way, you won't waste my time."

"Unlike you, every time someone dies, I'm left to deal with the strain."

"I'll remind you, I saw you as a friend, but now we're done."

"This way, you won't plague my life."

"This way, you'll close the door and have your damn goodbye."

"Since you claim you're so much wiser, why's your life spent all alone?"

"You're alone!"

"This day, you sever your own head."

"This day, you lost it all. Consider this as my goodbye."

"Don't forget how dangerous the gods are."

"How much longer 'til your luck runs out?"

"You rely on wit, and people die on it."

"I still believe in goodness."

"Lead from the heart, and see what starts."

"And what will we do when it tears us apart?"

"You're like the brother I could never do without."

"How much longer 'til your strength takes leave?"

"I can't have you planting seeds of doubt."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

"Sometimes killing is a must."

"Friends turn into foes and rivalries."

"Never really know who you can trust."

"The end always justifies the means."

"So much has changed, but I'm the same."

"I'm left without a choice and without a doubt."

"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves."

"You are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great."

"You are far too nice."

"Mercy has a price."

"Unlike you, I've got no mercy left to give."

"The line between naivete and hopefulness is almost invisible."

"What have you done?"

"I am your darkest moment, the monster that always draws near."

"Remember me."

"There's only so much left we can endure."

"Think of your past and your mistakes."

"No, I'm not a player. I'm a puppeteer."

"I can hardly sleep now, knowing everything we've done."

"It's a game of wits, but you don't have to play."

"A foe like ____ is not to be messed with."

"You could be hurt or you could beat her."

"I'll help you conquer her."

"Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?"

"Don't thank me, friend, you very well may die."

"Did you do something to them?"

"I don't know who you are or why you're here, but let me make this one thing clear."

"I've got people to protect, friends I can't neglect, so now there is no turning back."

"Back at home my wife waits for me. She's my everything, my _____."

"Maybe showing one act of kindness leads to kinder souls down the road."

"This land confuses your mind."

"All I hear are screams every time I dare to close my eyes."

"I no longer dream, only nightmares of those who've died."

"Why would you let _____ live when ruthlessness is mercy?"

"I keep thinking of the infant from that night."

"____, when you come home, I'll be waiting."

"Even if you're the last thing I see, I'll be waiting."

"I took too long."

"I'll always love you."

"Your past is always close behind."

"I see a song of past romance."

"I see portrayals of betrayal and a brother's final stand."

"I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."

"We've suffered and sailed through the toughest of Hells, now you tell us our efforts were nothing?"

"I see a wife with a man who is haunting. A man with a trail of bodies."

"How has everything been turned against us?"

"How did suffering become so endless?"

"Do I need to change?"

"What if I'm the monster?"

"What if I'm the problem that's been hiding all along?"

"If I became the monster, and threw that guilt away, would that make us stronger?"

"So what if I'm the monster lurking deep below?"

"If I gotta drop another infant from a wall in an instant so we all don't die, then I'll become the monster."

"I'll become the monster."

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lyrics from RWBY that get to me

"If it's war that you want, then you got it."

"I'll never trust the same. I'll see friendship as just another game."

"Rising like a wave it's clear that I'm everything and nothing all at once."

"Feel like I'm finally unbroken."

"I know that when I'm with you I'm at home."

"I had one thing, and you've taken it from me."

"There was one thing to escape the misery."

"You took my whole life away."

"There's nothing that I won't do for ____."

"I've found the strength to grow so much more."

"I'll live my life like every day's the last."

"Leave behind your conscience. Abandon those who need you most."

"Convince yourself you're noble, but we both know it's not so."

"If it's true what you say, you're the best, then let's play."

"Just like you to take the coward's way out."

"I may fall, but not like this."

"You failed to fly but somehow I'm to blame?"

"Every day is just another dose of torture."

"Can't outrun the ruin of our lives."

"Tonight is no time to die."

"Truth can break your soul in two."

"There's a day when all hearts will be broken."

"Fate won't be your friend when I'm around."

"There's no sacrifice that I won't make."

[pinkrangermemes]

lyrics from some of my favorite FNAF songs

"So many years, so many dark memories."

"Alone and afraid for, oh, so long, wondering: what did we do wrong?"

"I feel sick to my stomach, or am I sick in the head?"

"You are the answer the prayers whispered in the dark."

"Can you repair a broken heart?"

"Just do as you're told and you'll be fine."

"It only stings for a moment, but it's worth all the pain."

"I'm sure you've heard disturbing rumors how things in the night go bumpin'."

"Beware nightmares, they come to life."

"You'll come to realize evil doesn't die."

"I hate this place. We should burn it, man!"

"You didn't know what you were getting into."

"There's a figure in the hall."

"Stay calm. Stay calm."

"That's fine. I'm fine."

"Something's crawling through the vent."

"They just may drive me crazy."

"I can see their second skin."

"In the end there's only me."

"Listen close. Follow my instructions."

"He was the one that made us."

"You'll be the one to save us."

"Are you feeling nervous?"

"His voice means to deceive you."

"My voice just wants to lead you."

"Did we deserve this?"

"Something's creeping closer."

"There's no one left to find you."

"I was left behind."

"I was never all that kind."

"We are just moments away from letting your worst nightmares come out to play."

"Do you even have a clue?"

"Seems you're just a oblivious."

"I'm just feeling like I'm falling down."

"There's a place in the dark horror stories go to hide."

"You can pretend it's make - believe inside your head."

"This nightmare is as real as it gets."

"It's where fear comes to life."

"Monsters in the dark won't show you no restraint."

"Behind friendly eyes, there's a face that hides coming for your life."

"Can you reach the end with your mind unscathed?"

"Will you live to see the light?"

"Can you outrun your demise?"

"How can we ever be free, when our prison is skin deep?"

"Listen to the voice keeping you alive."

"We could go if we looked like you."

"That pain comes with me to my grave."

"Five nights until I descend, relapse and I'm spiraling again."

"I can't breathe and there's nowhere left to hide."

"You try to cover up the hate in you and bury all your shame."

"Nothing personal, my dear, don't be so blind."

"We had some fun but I can't stand those ugly lies."

"The last true to way to prove myself and make everything right."

"Try your best to hang on to sanity."

"We can walk you through our dark fantasy."

"We can teach you to laugh at tragedy."

"What have I done to deserve this damnation?"

"You might look at me and think you're going crazy."

"I lost it long ago. You're not alone, baby."

"There is no way out of the nightmare if you never awake."

"The only thing I can remember is the name _____."

"Truth be told, you are the most annoying, little brat."

"Everywhere you go, I will catch you."

"So listen closely if you want to make it through the night."

"You cannot make it through this night without my help."

"Put your trust in me. You have no one else."

"I feel like you are not trusting me enough."

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♟DAN STOMPS ARIN AT CHESS FOR 40 MINUTES ♟

“I’m a horrible person.”

“Your pawns are just the sassiest.”

“Yeah, go ahead and take that pawn. I didn’t even want him anyway!”

“GOOD! I LOVE LOSING!”

“Chess is the ultimate fucking game of ‘GOTCHA! Oh fuck’!”

“I do want to tell you... I’m very bad at chess.”

“I’m gonna tell you something about me... I’m very dumb.”

“What the fuck is en passant?” 

“En Passant bitch!”

“That’s what I thought you would do.”

“One could consider that the correct move.”

“Here are the rules of chess: don’t lose.”

“Are we fighting? Are we fighting? We’re fighting!”

“It’s called a knight.”

“It’s a horse, dude!”

“What do you mean a knight? You can’t knight a horse.”

“Would you just shut up for a second!”

“I’m in the process of psyching myself out!”

“I know what I’m gonna do... I don’t know what I’m gonna do.”

“No, not my queen!”

“Just fucking dry up, alright?”

“What are you doing?”

“I was trying!”

“_____, I’m gonna lose one way or another.”

“_____, you have yet to beat me, but I know it’s coming, because every time you get a little bit closer and I feel my grip on self - worth slipping.”

“This is checkers times a thousand!”

“It’s a knight, _____. If you want to be taken seriously as a chess player, that’s probably the first thing you’re gonna have to do.”

*groans of rage* “I’m having fun, _____.”

*more groans of rage* “Everything’s fine.”

“Tick tick, bitch. People are watching this.”

“This is what happens when we play chess! You make me forget things that are supposed to not be forgot!”

“I KNOW HE’S COVERED BY THE BISHOP, BUT I WANNA MOVE HIM.”

*even more groans of rage* “I HATE CHESS. WHY DO WE PLAY IT?”

“I’m resigning.”

“We’re four moves into it, and you’re already freaking out.”

“Take a horse and you lose a horse.”

“You’re one of the funniest people I’ve ever played chess with. Just the frantic mumbling to yourself.”

“Of course it makes sense, but you’re talking about silly shit.”

“This game sucks. It’s the worst. I don’t like it. I don’t want it anymore.”

“I ain’t no fool. Mama didn’t raise a fool.”

“Apparently mama raised a fool!”

“It’s time for our once - a - year attempt for _____ to beat me at chess.”

“We just met tonight and you’re already moving your knight to F5?”

“Don’t do it. You fucking did it.”

“You silly bitch.”

“You’re not going to love this next move, _____.”

“You have so many pawns. It’s like, get rid of them.”

“I’m gonna do something real stupid, and we’ll see how it plays out in the end.”

“SHIT.”

“I’m a fucking child, dude! I don’t know what I’m doing!”

“Fucking stupid game. Nobody plays this. This game will never last.”

“Mommy want some milk.”

“_____, honey, what are you DOING, man?”

“Will you die by the sword, or will you live by the die?”

“I live every day in fear that I’ll have to play you at a game of chess.”

“I’m gonna count how many turns it takes for you to start losing your mind and freaking out and yelling.”

“Alright, move six. Move six is where it starts to get aggressive.”

“You are the biggest self - tilter I’ve ever known in my life.”

“I can tell you’ve been practicing. You are making better moves for sure.”

“Chess is a game of skiiillll.”