This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes
.... amazing
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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes
.... amazing
I made a mistake on Bluesky and now my notifications won’t stop but hey i’ll post it here too!
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prime day is back until the 26th! if anyone wants to pre-order The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, this is a great chance to get free shipping
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so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.
We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down
History is not done with us yet my friend
I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened
i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
Glances at that one webtoon where ghosts are physically prevented from moving on and become laborers at the behest of the government…
guy who lives with me
yeah
you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??
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you're welcome
obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)
does anyone have that 4chan greentext about giving in a future dystopia run by corporations and that guy gets a sams club platinum and escapes from wallmart or some shit like that. wanted to show a friend
"sams club" "walmart" you fake fucking fan. it was costco
Ah, reminded of that time my brother catfished an entire guild of men who wanted to date him...he nailed the girl acting so well that people were straight up looking for him to propose.
Okay so in order for me to explain what he did, I have to explain the game.
Where Winds Meet has Co-op enabled all the time. Even if you disable Co-op, once you hit a certain level, people will inevitably wander in your game. So, for a mobile phone player, its kind of difficult because once people get in your game, your phone starts overheating.
So he disabled co-op effects, he can't see anyone else in his game so he can just ignore everybody and play normally.
Next, you can play as a girl or a boy. For boys, this is mostly annoying, because you're constantly challenged into fights by bounty hunters, or chased around by guilds in order to get you to join their guild.
If you play as a girl, the girls are more respectful and the only problem you'd get would be boys giving you marriage proposals (there's in-game marriage). Girls leave girls alone. My brother and I share a Genshin account and what we both like is exploration. Leave us alone in a game and we just like to wander around. He brought this mindset with him in the game and it kind of shows in his playstyle.
Next, playstyle. This is the one game I don't share with him so as he explains it, he likes to paralyze people and then poke them. Once the paralysis of one attack wears off, he has like six more to hit you with that causes paralysis again. And then you get poked to death while paralyzed. This looks supremely awkward and funny when you watch it because a cute girl is literally stabbing to death a person who can't fight back.
Lastly, there's guilds. I have no idea the name of the guild, but they literally need to get married and divorced once a day and social extroverted people like it. He got invited because they saw a strong cute girl stabbing a guy to death and they liked him. He got at least fifty marriage proposals on that day.
Along with the marriage proposals, he got a ton of offers for free stuff. Naturally, as a morally good person, he refused the free stuff. As a Chaotically Good Person, he also told them he was a sixteen year old girl when they asked. He is a thirty five year old man. He pretended to be a shy sixteen year old girl so well that people believed him!!! (apparently, he just pretended to be me at sixteen!!!!!)
This guy literally seduced a whole guild of men into liking him so much that when the game updated and his phone couldn't handle the recent update anymore, he said to them, "Ah, my parents found out I'm playing and took my phone, this is the last time I'm logging in."
Someone literally asked, "do you have a bank account, I'll send you enough money to buy an iPhone right now."
At this point, I stopped talking to him because I was so embarrassed but that's how my brother got into a situation so awkward that he can't log into Where Winds Meet anymore, even if he got a better phone. There is literally a manhunt for him.
A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.
You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.
Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?
Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.
Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.
Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.
But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD
could have mochi for dessert
At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner
You can't just hide this in the notes @theadveragecanadian! xD
"How jolly, tiny green balls. What are they called?" "...Peas." "Ah yes, no, I knew that. I recall now."
when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did
Arp arp arp arp arp
Cheers to 10 years of making videos 🥂
Am impressed
I hate when I open a drawing app and try drawing something and then it looks bad. to solve this issue instead of opening my drawing app I simply lay down, do nothing, and feel a combination of guilt/shame. this is a skill I am much more practiced at
wait, so it's like gambling?
it appears so!
that's so awesome I really gotta make more art
Deeply unhappy that this turned out to be true
Can assure everyone yes, it does happen
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Greek Mythology Sources
Interest in greek mythology rises anew with the new number of retellings and adaptions...and misconceptions all around...
Claims like "that never happened" or "that's the roman version" are around a lot...but even if you wanted to learn more, where would you even start looking? Where do you begin your research for your next fic, or next discussion? Well...That's for you!
Here's a list of source names, links to access them, maps, family trees & more
Where to access the texts:
ToposText
Database, interlinks all names and places, has almost all sources translated, can find all name mentions of place or character in the sources, has a map with the places
Perseus Collection Greek and Roman Materials (and Scaife Viewer)
Digital Library, nearly all main greek and roman sources, including OG language text and dictionary for those languages (is instable at times, try coming back a few hours/days later and it should be up again)
Theoi Greek Mythology
Database, has summary posts for individual heroes, creatures, gods and events, as well as many translations, has a search function
List of Ancient Sources
Homer's Iliad (8th BC)
Homer's Odyssey (8th BC)
Epic Cycle (and Theban Cycle) fragments (8-6th BC)
Homeric Hymns (7th BC)
Orphic Hymns (2nd BC/2nd AD)
Quintus Smyrnaeus’s Posthomerica (3rd AD)
Tryphiodorus’s Taking of Ilium (3rd AD)
Apollonius Rhodius’ Argonautica (3rd BC)
Nonnus’ Dionysiaca (5th AD)
Hesiod’s Theogony, Works and Days, Catalogue of Women (8th BC)
Statius’s Thebaid, Achilleid (1st AD)
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Rebloging to spread and investigate
characters who are undead. characters who die in the end and so they've been dead from the start. characters who are chased by death. characters that chase death. characters who died and came back to life. characters that die again and again and again. characters who consider their past self dead. characters who were born in someone else's corpse. characters that claw their way out of the grave. characters whose deaths leave such a gaping wound that even their absence is still a presence. characters who are emissaries of death. characters who are alive but consider themselves dead. characters whose deaths are ambiguous. characters whose existences are defined by death.
A lot of this sounds like “to your eternity”