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t ♡ || 25 || she/her || british south asian

[boysareouttonight]

mac - bubblegum bitch

[circlusion]

[librarycards]

@nurlet

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[shetheyslain]

Crazy how you all know me as this funny glamorous blogger whereas in real life I’m the Belgian agricultural minister

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[dogpuppy]

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[the-uncanny-dag]

The yuri was there. It didn't save anyone. It didn't change anything. But it still matters that the yuri was there

[fae-kitti]

I am scared of spiders but I consider myself in an alliance with all the ones I find in my living space

I was very brave about this earlier when one fell down from the ceiling and landed on my cardigan while I brushed my teeth

I gently shook it from it

Unironically fw this image

[100493503004422]

linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

heres a thing that stays sweet since ever and for ever. in a glass jar it looks like molten gold in light. looks like the sun bled. and its made by bugs that dance and partake in the only monarchy you should respect. put it on anything. dip your finger in it. they dont have honey anywhere else in space this is the only planet that has honey forever who would ever wanna leave

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[yuribombz]

Big fan of the game

[prommytheus]

if i took a women's scholarship and then transitioned during college would that count as swindling

[prommytheus]

WOULD THEY TAKE THE MONEY BACK

[prommytheus]

plan of action:

> take womens scholarship

> go to law school

> transition during law school

> get sued about it

> take it to the supreme court

> defend myself

> trans rights?

[prommytheus]

stop being funnier than me