hiiiii

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when you're feasting on a bushel of pilfered sweetberries but you realize the farmer had not yet removed their bitter stems

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

when its stupid pellets for dinner

[guooey]

[mastomysowner]

A RARE FABERGÉ JEWELLED CITRINE MODEL OF A MOUSE, ST PETERSBURG, CIRCA 1900

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[analog-television]

heres another picture of it yelling

[analog-television]

fuuuuuck (my friend @ne0nwithazero allowed me to post this)

[plushieanimals]

amufun puchimaru sea creatures 🪸

[mousegirlheart]

GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[minimiffy]

[driftingintomysolitude]

[lakevida]

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

[lakevida]

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

[mothric]

[pinkwolverine]

Makes sense why she didn’t introduce me to her friend that she talks all the time about and said she wanted to introduce me but I guess not really… I’m just in my feelings. I’m upset. Every time I think there’s someone I can actually be besties with rather than just like acquaintances or friendly with I just go and fucking ruin it.

& I don’t normally feel like this anymore. I’ve been a lot happier just being myself. I stopped being consumed with other people’s perception of me which fueled a lot of my depression and anxiety but like.. seeing someone’s texts about me to someone else at an event I was excited to be at and hang out with her at really bummed me out. Especially since she was probably so late to it because her and my other coworker didn’t wanna deal with me for too long I guess. And I can’t bring this up to her and how I feel because she’ll dismiss it which is obvs not friend behavior. I have to take all of her feelings at all times and all of her past traumas into account but if I’m bothered it doesn’t matter. I wasn’t supposed to see the texts she flipped thru her messages after showing me smth on her phone so I was still looking.

I just feel like a kid again. Sad and alone. I have a wonderful partner and cool friends but this one bums me out. I thought we clicked. I stopped being me/too much at work afterwards and everyone immediately asked me if I’m okay and if something happened. Except her lol. Which is kinda funny i guess. It’s also kinda funny that the kitchen is completely silent. Like little convos will start but die pretty fast, not natural conclusions kinda thing. Since I’m not talking. It could be that I’m making it awkward. But I’m being normal? I just stopped making stupid jokes and continuing convos and turning them into new ones and stuff. And I tried making a joke but I got told that if I say shit like that if the wrong person hears I can get in trouble. (I said restaurants that don’t auto gratuity tables, specifically over 10 ppl, think they’re too fancy for that but actually fancy places auto gratuity bc even rich people skimp.) idk.

I’m overthinking bc I have nothing else to think about. I’m lucky all I have to worry about is what a borderline kid says about me.

[pinkwolverine]

I have no one to fucking talk to now the way I did with her which is be straight tumblrpilled liberalshit mentalillnesscore I can’t msg anyone else about how I’m having a manic episode now over the fact she apparently fucking hates me and talks negatively about me to her real friends but she can’t stop being fake because we work together. Ok. Thanks. I thought we were on the same annoying ass weirdo wavelength and now I’m mad because I’ve lost another friend but this time it’s because I thought I could actually be myself.

I should’ve known based off of how she started acting and how she reacted to me asking her to like not just let me take the fall for her actions at work and her response was “that’s not my problem that you didn’t make sure I didn’t fuck up, so it’s actually your own fault” come on bro you don’t like me because I ask you to not be a bitch at work and to not treat me like I’m stupid at work.

[vivi-llain]

butcher

[chromaticabrasions]

they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs

[chromaticabrasions]

the bugs don’t know what i’m saying

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[charl0ttan]

honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

[charl0ttan]

why do i even bother

[limitlesscorrosion]