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The Impala

So if the impala is insured for $10,000 according to Anna, the angel. Why doesn’t Dean just collect a cheque from the insurance company every time the impala is totaled. Maybe he does, that explains why they have so much money all the time. Unless Sam and Dean still hustle pool.

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #Impala #Dean #Sam #castiel

My Broken Wings (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/GHH7xv074P Castiel, a newly fallen angel among thousands plummeting towards earth. Wandering aimlessly around a forest, with no grace and no blade to protect him he is discovered by a hunter. None other than the famous hunter Dean Winchester himself and his brother Sam. Now all three are trying to figure out what the hell is going on with heaven, while Cas tries to figure out being human and his new feelings for Dean.

#cas #castiel #dean #destiel #fallenangel #heaven #sammy #supernatural #winchester #books #wattpad #amwriting

My Broken Wings (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/iea9fuVuYP Castiel, a newly fallen angel among thousands plummeting towards earth. Wandering aimlessly around a forest, with no grace and no blade to protect him he is discovered by a hunter. None other than the famous hunter Dean Winchester himself and his brother Sam. Now all three are trying to figure out what the hell is going on with heaven, while Cas tries to figure out being human and his new feelings for Dean.

Come read my story please.

#cas #castiel #dean #destiel #fallenangel #heaven #sammy #supernatural #winchester #books #wattpad #amwriting

My Broken Wings (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/9U7N1BLZHP

Castiel, a newly fallen angel among thousands plummeting towards earth. Wandering aimlessly around a forest, with no grace and no blade to protect him he is discovered by a hunter. None other than the famous hunter Dean Winchester himself and his brother Sam. Now all three are trying to figure out what the hell is going on with heaven, while Cas tries to figure out being human and his new feelings for Dean.

#cas #castiel #dean #destiel #fallenangel #heaven #sammy #supernatural #winchester #fanfiction #books #wattpad #amreading

Hogwarts Crest Translation

I just translated the text under the Hogwarts Crest and apparently “Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus” means “Never tickle a sleeping dragon”. I don’t know what to do with myself, my life is a lie.

#hogwarts #harry potter #crest #translation

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only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

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#therealjacksepticeye Here's Your Biggest Little Fan

Jack Septic Eye I wanted to tell you about one of your biggest fans. My son Jaxon Horne. He’s 5 years old and can’t get enough of your videos. I’m not too much of a fan and no mother in her right mind would let their 5 year old watch such .. I don’t want to be harsh but it’s annoying useless info for me. BUT there’s a story behind my message to you. Jaxon fell deathly ill and couldn’t barely move but one day shortly after he fell ill he found your YouTube channel. I tried in every way to get him to watch anything else but he’d scream and cry for I messed tmwith your channel. I tried deleting, lying and saying you were gone. The site was deleted. NOTHING WORKED. He had to have your YouTube channel tucked in his phone and watching it continuously. He was so sick I just gave in after a couple fights. He’d sit for house softly giggling at your screams and cussing. Numerous times I heard him laughing and repeating all your vulgar rants. But at all times he watched you, he was happy. He had cat scratch fever but his lymph nodes had swollen under his arm to the size of a golf ball. The nodes got so infected they liquified poisoning his whole body. He was deathly ill. But you were always there. You took the pain away and made him forget he was only 34 lbs of aching bones. He was really bad off. Even at his worst I could hear him cussing and laughing. Repeating your reactions. After the cat scratch fever and surgery to remove the liquified nodes his immune system was severely weakened and he got sick agsin. He asperated in his lungs and caught pneumonia. He couldn’t walk. He was completely immobilized. But still he could work his little fingers to pull you up on YouTube to gaze at your videos. I’d see faint smiles and brief times when he didn’t have streams of tears rolling down his cheeks just watching you. You mesmorized him into make believe and again took away the pain from a deathly ill child. I can’t thank you enough for your infectious characteristics that polluted a little boy with joy and happiness. If I hadn’t of had you there I don’t know how Jaxon would have coped with all the days of pain. So you are my angel in a weird way. The joy you brought him was truely amazing. Again I thank you for the happiness you spread into my sons life. No one else could have so vulgarly, oddly, totally unorthodoxed, with the crap content brighten up a room the way do. Jaxon Horne really IS one of your biggest fans. He’s better now. Still skinny but his appetite is coming back. It’s been months now with no sickness but he has gotten neumerous ass wippings for cussing the neighbor kids. But on the bright side you taught him to use the words correctly. He’s learned not to cuss as much but I still hear him hiding around the house repeating you word for word. Totally rewinding and saying the worst parts over 2-3 times. I don’t say a word. You are keeping him occupied and laughing. Sorry this message is so long but I really wanted you to know Jaxon loves you and thinks you hung the moon. Oddly you were a blessing in our time of need and I’ll never be able to show you the graditude you deserve for being a complete troll on a silly YouTube page. Maybe you can make sense of it all. I really can’t but I’m not going to try to ever take you away from him again. Earlier i told you that you were my angel. I think you’re Jaxons as well. Im going to place this post a couple places in hopes that you actually read it and know how much 1 little boy adores you. I’m sure you get tons of messages but every mom thinks their son is special and this has been weighing heavy on my heart to tell you your impact over a whole family in a very dark time in our life.

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ATTENTION ALL FOLLOWERS!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND TAG @therealjacksepticeye!!! THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!!! GET ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS AND THEIR FOLLOWERS TO DO THIS TOO! IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT JACK GETS THIS SO REBLOG AND TAG JACK. THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. AND I MEAN ALL OF YOU NOT JUST ONE OR TWO OF YOU. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. YOU! I DON’T CARE IF YOU WATCH HIM ON YOUTUBE OR NOT I REALLY NEED YOU TO DO THIS FOR STACY!

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PLEASE REBLOG THE AND GET IT TO @jacksepticeye

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Probably the best promposal yet..

pinkydinkydoo100

Oh my God some one please do this for me XD

Your Love is My Downfall

Dan knew from the first time he laid eyes on the raven haired man that he found love. Now being friends with Phil for six years he decided it was time. Time for him to confess his love for the raven haired man. Palms slick with sweat Dan walked into the living room where Phil sat in his usual crease in the couch. "Uh Phil, may I talk to you please?" Dan asked looking down at his feet. "Yeah Dan, what's up?" Phil asked setting his laptop down on the coffee table before him. "I-I have something to tell you." Dan said voice breaking from nerves. Dan could feel Phil's ocean blue eyes on him as he replied "What is it Dan, is something wrong?" Dan sat next to Phil not looking at him and said "Ever since I first met you, I-I knew you were the one." Phil just stared at Dan stunned at what he heard. "Dan I feel the same way, I was just to nervous to tell you." Phil said lifting Dan's chin so he could look into his deep brown eyes. Stunned Dan just stared at Phil. After a few seconds of silence Phil said "Thank you Dan for doing the hard part." Before Dan could say anything Phil kissed him. Short and sweet at first, then more hungry and full of passion. Phil licked Dan's bottom lip asking for entrance. Dan obliged, letting Phil explore the inside of his mouth. As the to lovers tongues dances to a silent rhythm Phil pushed Dan onto his back. Straddling Dan, Phil's hands made there way up Dan's shirt. Phil made his way down to the younger mans neck. Dan moaned as Phil sucked and nipped at the sensitive skin of his neck. "Ph-Phil please-mh-bedroom." Dan moaned. Dan without breaking his kiss with Phil made his way to there bedroom. Closing the door behind them, Dan was now kissing Phil with more hunger and lust than what was humanly possible. Phil tugged at the hem of Dans shirt. Dan took off his shirt, then set to work with Phil's. Dan could feel Phil's throbbing member against his thigh. Dan started to unzip Phil's jeans getting a moan in response. Phil broke away from Dan giving him a hungry smile, eyes gleaming with lust. Phil unzipped Dan's jeans to reveal his hard and throbbing cock. Phil removed Dan's boxers and began to stroke his cock. Staying particularly close to his slit. Dan moaned and writhed while Phil teased him to the point of insanity. "Ph-Phil-fuck-stop teasing!" Dan moaned about to explode from pleasure. "Fine my Prince, are you ready?" Phil whispered. Dan nodded then moaned immediately so loud that the neighbours heard as Phil took his whole length. "Fuck-Phil-faster!" Dan moaned. Phil hollowed his cheeks and bobbed his head up and down, faster and faster. Dan grabbed a fist full of Phil's hair as he moaned "Cl-close." Phil stopped sucking Dan as he whimpered from loss of contact. Phil grabbed a bottle of lube off his bedside table. As Phil lubed up his fingers, Dan positioned himself to be stretched. Right as Phil stuck one finger in Dan moaned in satisfaction. "Mh-more-please." Dan whimpered. Phil added two more fingers and Dan almost screamed with pleasure. When Phil felt that Dan was ready, without warning he shoved his hard, lubed cock into Dan. Dan dropped to his elbows when Phil inserted his cock into him. Dan felt Phil hit his prostate and he moaned. Phil dragged his thrusts making them long and painfully slow. "Fuck-Phil-stop teasing." Dan groaned as Phil hit his prostate for the tenth time. Phil made his thrusts faster and faster, making Dan's moans louder and louder. "Cl-close" Dan moaned. Phil thrust hard into Dan's prostate sending him over the edge. Dan moaned Phil's name as he orgasmed, causing Phil to come right into him. Dan slick with sweat flipped over onto his back and sat up. Phil kissed him and wrapped Dan in his warm embrace. The two men lay on the bed, panting and flushed. Dan rested his head on Phil's chest. "I love you Phil" Dan said as he drifted off to sleep. "I love you too Dan" Phil said placing a kiss on Dan's temple before he to drifted of to sleep.