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[valerieshine]

I wish my supply run went better.

[valerieshine]

My partner got shot.

[piper-varnham]

The employee you were with? Please tell me you left them to bleed out.

[valerieshine]

I wish my supply run went better.

[valerieshine]

Well, yeah. We were at a big pharmacy and everything.

[piper-varnham]

So what stopped you?

[valerieshine]

I wish my supply run went better.

I didn’t get as much stuff as I wanted.

[piper-varnham]

Are you really surprised though?

[addison---miller]

You’re fucking kidding me, right? I didn’t realize I was talking to an after school special. Why don’t you run along and ruin some other people’s time, hobbit.

[piper-varnham]

I'll be hard pressed to find someone less clever.

[addison---miller]

Asshat, that’s great, I remember when I was twelve and swore at people on xbox.

You must’ve been carded all the time, I bet that sucked.

[piper-varnham]

Do you think smoking makes you look older? Cuz it will. It really, really will.

[addison---miller]

And original I know, but seriously, how old are you?

[piper-varnham]

I'm twenty-five, ya asshat.

[addison---miller]

How do you know what sex even is? You look like, fourteen.

[piper-varnham]

Really? Fourteen? Hilarious.

[addison---miller]

Jesus fuck, sounds like a pack of rabid hyenas

[piper-varnham]

Pretty gross.

[addison---miller]

Did you hear that?

[piper-varnham]

I think it's just the neighbors fucking.

[rubyxlangdon-blog]

But God and Jesus and the Saints do make me feel fulfilled and happy, that’s what you don’t understand. I love my Savior and my faith in Him and His word keeps me from falling into the depression that the rest of this town seems to have. I just wish everyone else would see how much better they’d feel if they put their trust in Him.

I mean, I don’t want to preach at anyone, but that’s what I hope and pray for, at least.

[piper-varnham]

Uh-huh. Wanna see what we can find for lunch?

[rubyxlangdon-blog]

Is it just that hard for you to be optimistic about anything?

[piper-varnham]

I'm optimistic about the fact that someday you'll realize that all this religion stuff was designed to keep you from ever being truly fulfilled and happy.

[rubyxlangdon-blog]

Maybe I should pray for that bad attitude of yours while I’m at it.

[piper-varnham]

Only if you enjoy unanswered prayers.

[rubyxlangdon-blog]

While I’m praying for everyone’s safe return, I’m also praying for some flour and sugar.

[piper-varnham]

Nothing better to do I guess.

[mollyarbor-pleasanttownrpg]

Enlighten me, Piper. If you’re not a drinker how do you spend your time?

[piper-varnham]

Oh you know, the usual straight edge activities- judging the shit out of everyone and dealing with an unquenchable loathing for humanity.

[mollyarbor-pleasanttownrpg]

Well I’m sure as hell not the most annoying person in town.

[piper-varnham]

True. This is true.

[upsydedown]

As a girl, you’re supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean, who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?

[mollyarbor-pleasanttownrpg]

You get me, Piper. I hope I’m not being an annoying bitch to you.

[piper-varnham]

Not really a bitch- just annoying.