masonleroux:
âSometimes, I truly wonder if my mother is secretly the brain behind the SHAW club. She just sent me two monthâs worth of allowance, simply so I could win myself a âthe best and most suitable partnerâ at the bachelorette auction, whatever thatâs supposed to mean. Iâm truly surprised she didnât add in a proposal ring to propose to the girl on the spot. Believe me, sheâd be capable of doing that.â
How lovely that your mother supported such a thing! Although if I were here, I might have sent you flamingoes to barter with instead. Isnât it so dull that everyone only bid with money? I would have loved if someone had bid using something a little more creative.
















