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the thing about venom I can’t get over is that eddie is like…a recognizable celebrity? like sure, his show got canceled but like people still know who he is??? there’s gotta be security footage or news clips of him turning into venom, or like of the motorcycle chase like….that’s so fucking funny. could you imagine if the top trending news story is a guy turned into an alien monster and ate some guys and everything and you click on the video to see and it’s like….fucking john oliver or someone

thewordywarlock

John Oliver’s Original Form, by Alejandro Mirabal

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

WHAT THE FUCK

detenebrate

Did the illustration precede the post, or was it created by the power of the OP’s mind?

shinimegami

Ok but why this look like John Oliver was exposed to the G virus or some shit

nachtfaust

bbybirdo

trick or treat!

paperpoi

shut up he's concentrating 🔥🔥

c0037

Spoopy month! The animation is a little messy bec I rushed it..

elfzelda

parjums

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niknak79

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I laughed at this for, like, WAY too long and woke the entire house.

prinnay

cozy!

sandersstudies

Husband just told me he’s going to sit in the car because he’s about to yell at someone on the phone and doesn’t want me to be upset by his yelling and I can’t decide if this is a little sad or kinda hilarious.

sandersstudies

Remember that post about how a lot of women are inherently terrified of men shouting, even when it’s not directed at them or with cruel intentions? Good men get that and will uhhhhh apparently sit in their car on a summer day because they just HAVE to roast someone but they also respect women’s feelings.

sandersstudies

“Pardon me, madam. This gentleman must be put to rights immediately. I will take him out of doors for a thorough admonition so as not to upset your delicate constitution.”