Stunningly Human

- He is half of my soul, as the poets say - Pretty much anything that makes me laugh or gives me gay feelings lives here. TSOA and ADDSU are my life

[synthplastic-blog]

Guanajuato, Mexico.

[harperkyle-blog]

i. there is a halo of sunlight on his golden hair the same color as before the same color as it always was and when he looks at me i know he does not remember who i am who he is who we are ii. there is a lot to be said of grace, he tells me as we walk side by side. like the way you have none of it? i expect him to leave but he looks e at me and he laughs and he says, Patroclus, you never told me you were funny. you are eating the stars whole when you smile, i think, but the words that come out are you could learn more. iii. Hector walks with tar stuck to his feet i can read him with my fingers but he is not the one and he knows it when he leers. the heat of Achilles rests by my side and my fingers clutch the jut of his flesh because i remember and Hector remembers. i can’t let this happen again. iv. he is marked Styx reminds me her bone white fingers curled around a skipping stone. i know. my own fingers are too broad but Achilles tells me how he loves them when our memories collide on rusted mattress springs. you can’t escape this. Styx is skeletal against the setting sun the sound of the river fading into her voice. i never could tell where her waters end and she begins. i’m going to try. v. your hair never lies flat here Achilles says and his hand brushes away the curls falling into my eyes. but i love it. his eyes flicker up towards mine and there are stars trapped within. what else do you love? and he is smiling at my question. this, and this, and this, he murmurs with his hands searing my flesh until we are pouring the skies of our skin into each other. vi. Patroclus, what have you done? Odysseus is blind in only the way that doesn’t matter. i did what i had to do. he shimmers before me ethereal in my dreams and i wake in a cold sweat, Achilles’s hands running along my bare chest until i fall back into dreamless sleep. vii. the headline next day reads HECTOR SLAIN. Achilles looks at me and between our gaze the world pours itself out, an ocean of memory drying before it reaches him. such a shame he sighs and i don’t speak at all.

the greatest grief, hkb (via harperkyle)

[kizombavibes-blog]

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[clinicallymoi]

[top-your-cakes]

That look he gives you when he isn’t Bi“curious” anymore

[brittany-murphy]

Modern Family, Summer Lovin’ (S07E01)

[pastperfectcontinuous]

Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

—ursula k. le guin

[tylenold]

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

(source)

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[the-quierdest-deactivated202506]

No no you're missing the best part

[lenacraft]

Mom wtf?!

[maltascapes]

Ruins at Tigne's Foreshore - Marsamxett Harbour Boom Defense Station & Brennan Torpedo installation - Fort Tigne - Sliema

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[sentimental-apathy]

[blondeisawesome]

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

[you-all-hate-me-deactivated2015]

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

[socialjust-ish]

While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:

So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.

Or he could just be doodling.

[hominishostilis]

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

[dontneedfeminism]

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

[snowstorm-thirteen]

Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.

[nikolasdraperivey]

My eyes….

[leonanson-deactivated20160729]

i guess their writing looks like they were rushin

[soylent-peen-deactivated2018121]

STOP

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[lethargic-judge]

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

[d-exclamation]

And my new favorite:

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[tyzixs]

no one cares bUT

here's my song of achilles playlist for reading™

1. Mystery of Love - Sufjan Stevens (before everything goes to shit)

2. Come Away to the Water - Maroon 5 (some pre-war shit)

3. Follow - Crystal Fighters (Like beginning of war part ig)

4. Matilda - alt-j (You'll know what it means when you get there)

5. Visions of Gideon - Sufjan Stevens (haha fuck)

6. Oblivion - Bastille (because of course)