A Pirating Girl on a Seafaring Adventure

__I AM A HOMESTUCK. DON"T EVEN TRY IT, 4CHAN NOOKSUCKERS__ I joined a crew and said goodbye Looks like for me this is the start of a brand new ride! The name is Darkness, call me Darkie And I'm the most badass girl pirate you ever will see! ((RP BLOG for my OC, Darkness Lyrical-Williams. Other muse is Starry, a weapon-sword specifically)) my pesterchum is madeforAir

[marinebohne-deactivated20150927]

Didn’t think about ship bipper with reverse bipper before. Kind of like it www

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

guess who managed to salvage some files from her computer??? its me

purple karkat

bloodswaps are hard

[gabudabuyabu]

[prrb]

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

[devildoll]

that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”

[ileliberte]

And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.

[stormybabe]

Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”

[jaybara-blog]

Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”

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starring familiar faces such as “okay so what the hell am i supposed to do on mobile now”

[chickenstab]

Reblog if you are a Prospit Dreamer

[Derse Dreamer]

[sevvaddle]

raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by andrew hussie

[cadoized]

[rooksandravens]

I hate you.

[skeletonbots-deactivated2015082]

i want dirk to throwdown with the cond hella bad

[piratedarkierps-blog]

If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries: Werewolf

Taurus: Hell hound

Gemini: Doppelgänger

Cancer: Banshee

Leo: Fairy

Virgo: Angel

Libra: Nymph

Scorpio: Siren

Sagittarius: Ghost

Capricorn: Mermaid

Aquarius: Meme

Pisces: Shapeshifter

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Trans Guys | Bind Kinder 

The use of ace bandages for binding is not only extremely uncomfortable, its dangerous.  Ace bandages contract around the ribcage, not allowing your ribcage to expand as you breathe, furthermore, putting you at risk for deformed ribs from prolonged use, as well as broken rib bones.  Always use a binder, which is specifically designed for binding and shaping the chest.  Can’t afford a binder? contact Aydian Dowling at [email protected] and get a binder for nothing more than the cost of shipping. 

[coolhand-luke-deactivated201612]

for my brothers in need

[antdonut]

Things I wish I’d known in high school. Guys seriously the ace bandages can do some serious damage, don’t do it. Huge thanks to whoever is at that email taking care of folks so kindly.

[hisnamewasbeanni]

Boosting for this wonderful person’s email.

[lacefuneral]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spread this information and STOP DRAWING FANART/CREATING MEDIA THAT PORTRAYS USE OF ACE BANDAGES because not all trans people know this and will attempt to bind in dangerous ways if not given alternative methods!!

[hentaiisntweird]

[jumex]

who cares lmfao!!!!

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

What did they tell him!!! What can we tell him to make him cry harder

[kanayapanaya-deactivated2015020]

OKAY, HOLD THE FUCK UP.

THIS IS WHAT THE MEDIA DOES TO POSTS AND SUCH.

YOU PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THIS MAN. WHY. BECAUSE HE WAS BROUGHT TO TEARS? I’M SURE IF THIS MAN WAS GAY, YOU’D BE ALL OVER IT.

YOU’RE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY.

THIS MAN ASKED HIS FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA A QUESTION WHEN HE SAW THAT HE HAD QUITE A LOT OF LGBT FOLLOWERS. HE SAID, “IF YOU COULD CHOOSE WHETHER TO BE GAY OR STRAIGHT, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?”

AND THE RESPONSES MOVED HIM. THEY FUCKING MOVED HIM. THAT’S WHY HIS CRYING. I’M SORRY, BUT IF YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIT ON HIM WITHOUT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY, I CAN’T TALK TO YOU.

HIS QUOTES ARE LITERALLY:

"Sorry, guys… It’s just… It’s sad."

"So, don’t take my word for any of this. Listen to them."

"And if you think being Gay is a choice, and you want to hide behind the Bible, show me the verse where God says being gay is a choice."

HERE IS THE ARTICLE

AND HERE IS THE VIDEO

I, AS A LESBIAN, AM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING HIM SHIT.

IN THE VIDEO,

HE FUCKING SAYS “This video is about a kid who came out to his parents, and their… Their response was horrific.”

THIS MAN IS SOMEONE WHO CARES

AND THIS MAN IS SOMEONE YOU’RE HATING ON .

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GET THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY BEFORE YOU DECIDE WHO YOU INSULT. AND, MOST OF ALL, JUST KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF UNLESS YOU’RE 100% SURE YOU WANT TO SAY IT. 

/// rant over. 

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[stormybabe]

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

[clothova]

My hero

[thecraybatterwitch-blog]

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

[gryphynshadow-deactivated201812]

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

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Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

[smile-cause-life-is-beautiful]

All women NEED to know this. REBLOG AND YOU CAN SAVE A LIFE

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On a scale of one to the latest update, how OKAY was this post?

[kiseryuota-deactivated20230430]

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going

[piratedarkierps-blog]

Fuck that I’ve read enough HOMESTUCK to know where this is going

[wolkenteiler]

Actual Advice Mallard.

[hipsterinatardis]

Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.

[jacked-daniels]

This duck can save lives.

[mspareader]

This is great

[piratedarkierps-blog]

One of those comments doesn't follow the scheme.

[salihombox]

Some people have the same idea

[piratedarkierps-blog]

That would be so creepy

[moringmark]

[rivaintalisman]

Its just a thermometer oh thank god I thought this was a Pinescest pregnancy meme at first thank you Jesus

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HETALIANS ALL OVER THE WORLD~~

the So, I want to know where all of you, fellow hetalians are in this big world!

Hetalians, please reblog this add the name of city/town and country you're from!

Okay, I'll start:

bokuranomahou: Jakarta, Indonesia

melonflavour: Wellington, New Zealand! C:

kuurei: Ilocos Norte, Philippines

choco-java: Nueva Ecija, Philippines~

Iwiwiwi: Las Piñas, Philippines

shiya-la-puta: Muntinlupa, Philippines

mystic-miss-bliss: Marikina, Philippines

askaphjapan: California, USA

ancient-britannia: Virginia, USA

ask-teen-arthur: Wiltshire, England [ Lucky me =_= ]

alltheatoms: New Jersey, USA [ang daming pinoy aaaaah *A*]

gogetmepasta: Wisconsin, USA

scoone: Pennsylvania, USA

owyn-sama: Louisiana, USA

britishspykirkland: Cebu, Philippines

sadisticbrit: Hampshire, England

tori-the-awesome: Chicago, Illinois!

ask-2pspooky: Texas, USA

ask-2p-fem-england: North Carolina, USA

askthe2pamericanfuckers: Michigan, USA

askadult2psealand : Chicago, IL USA

ask-that-2p-switzerland: Minnesota, USA

ask-republic-of-newfoundland: Newfoundland, Canada (That's right! Representin' the homeland! Woo! |,,|, >3< ,|,,| )

ask-me-hetalia: Georgia, United States of America

angel-russia: Georgia, United States of America

manry-and-kawaii-as-hell: Quezon City, Philippines

prince-of-passion: Georgia, United States of America

arm-of-prussia: Georgia, United States of America

ask-2p-latvia: Lubelskie, Poland

ask-norway-2p: North Carolina, USA

asktino2p/askdanmark2p/askhungary1p2p andmore: Bag/Hévízgyörk, Hungary (ask hungarian stuffs on my hungary-blog yey)

asknorge: Québec, Canada

let-them-eat-scones: LOONDOON, ENGRAND.

thecanadianidiot: Ontario/Québec, Canada

nightbloggerengland: Ohio, United States of America

scannisafanthing: Singapore, Singapore

dubtalia: New Jersey, USA

spamano-under-my-bed: New York, USA

kirklands-fabulous-ass: Missouri, USA

allistorscottiekirkland, Scotland,UK

russiansunflowerr: Colorado, USA

Smokinhotscots/asian-commie-crew: New York and PA, USA

burgers-and-fries-nation: Texas, USA

askthecountriesandhumans: Maine, USA

beta-to-a-tea: Idaho, USA (yippe.......sometimes i wonder if people in our own country know this state exists....)

roses-wine-and-pheromones: Texas, USA

askcosplay2pcanada: Ontario, Canada

askfemitalyfeli: North Carolina USA

Askfepunkengland: Cornwall, England.

ask-cosplay-matthewwilliams: Idaho, USA

askrlamerica: Iowa, USA

englanddcosplayaskblog: Kinsley, England

evil-duck-of-doom: Central London & Tunbridge Wells, England

ne-ne-suck-my-pasta: Valparaíso, Chile~ [Latinoamerica presente~! ( / ´ v `)/]

thegardenfairy: Manchester, England c:

ashenblitz: Nevada, USA

kurondo: Santo Domingo,Dominican Republic(Ahaha...Im lonely. ;-;)

HetaGarnet: Hell, Michigan, USA

bootslots: the greater Chicago area, Illinois, USA

pachiraisu: Arkansas, USA

sjham16: MI, USA

unintentionalsarcasm: Hollister, CA, USA

antonio-dat-ass-carriedo: Sussex, NB, Canada

spamanobutts: California, USA

rainbrowpasta: Louisiana, USA

hetavicky: BsAs, Argentina.

hetalianforever: Washington, USA

himaruyeah: Nevada, USA

iamfrancedealwithit: Wisconsin, USA

drop-it-like-its-doitsu: Wisconsin, USA

galythia: Tokyo, Japan (next year back to Massachusetts, USA)

yannychigi: Cebu, Philippines

artiesmartiepants: Kentucky, USA

severely-lacks-creativity: North Carolina, USA

sassy-gay-jello: California, USA

mad-hatter-france: Michigan, USA

ask-deutschland: Hertfordshire, UK

eiffeltowerupyourass: Waxhaw/Charlotte, North Carolina, USA

hetaliaturkeycosplay: Winnie, Texas, USA

awesomebirdsandscarypipes also tipsybigben: Indiana, USA

Ask-Aph-Italy: South Yorkshire, England

ask--cosplay--prussia: West Yorkshire, England

askthekolmaster: Oberndorf, Baden-Württemberg, Germany

asksweetolivia: Dowagiac, Michigan, USA

ask-android-russia: New Jersey, USA

sprashivat-rossiya: St.Louis, MO

ask-alfred-the-sweet-stuff: Gold Coast, Australia [ forever alone ]

ask-rose-kirkland: New Hampshire, USA

ask-nyo-china-aru: Ohio, USA

ask-pub-owner-arthur: Northamptonshire, England/Aberystwyth, Wales (When I am at uni XD)

historyofhetalia: South Bend, IN (dying cities ftw)

doitsus-dandylions: Cavite, Philippines

hetalia-tendencies: California, USA

switzerlandsbutt: Tallinn , Estonia

nyotalian: Ålesund, Norway

the-beautiful-world: New York, USA

dirtybaguette: Rzeszów, Poland

weretheboys: Pennsylvania, USA

preussenundone: Las Pinas Philippines

tragicfrenchintimacy: Las Pinas Philippines

just-someone-who: pori, Finland

Doitsu-the-shizzle: Amsterdam, The Netherlands

gigglingartist: Florida, USA

theadventuresofananimefangirl: North Carolina, USA

roddy-edelstein: Missouri, USA

latvias-menstrual-cycle: California, USA

musicburgersandcaptainamerica: Chicago, Illinois, USA

askthatbrit: North Carolina, USA

ask-hungary-irl : Newport , Wales

Chun-yan-wang: Nanning, China

bellafeliciana: Wiesbaden, Germany OvO!

ask-irl-murica: Chicago, Illinois, USA

amazingmiss-america: Bremen, Indiana, USA

ask-martinacarriedokirkland: Ohio, USA

teatimewithjapan: North Carolina, USA

ask-irl-neko-kiku: North Carolina, USA

schtickyfriend: New Jersey, USA

bluewriters: London, England

dumbledorathexplora: London,England

unitednationsofhetalia: Florida, USA

france-is-a-flower: Florida, USA

llamachickenpie: Pennsylvania, USA

prussianmaple: Matamoros, Tamaulipas, Mexico

dubtalia: New Jersey, USA

little-dirty-birdy-feet: Arizona, USA

the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy: California, USA

hetaliadoujinshi: Sacramento, California, USA

Ask-TheHero-CosplayAmerica: Pennsylvania, 'MURICA

ask-sane-belarus: Houston, Texas, USA

asknyosouthitalyok: Texas, USA yooo

ask-cosplaygreece: Utah, USA

viva-la-allies: Wisconsin, USA

kinkykirkland: Vermont, USA

lovinostomatobastard: New York, USA

spamanoh: Washington, USA

lovino: Florida, USA

hello-aru: California, USA

aph-god: Ontario, Canada

tsundere-england: California, USA

aphanimemanga: Alberta, Canada

ask-2p-amelia: Oklahoma, USA

ask-misscanada: North Carolina, USA

ask-infected-alfred: New York, USA

askbritainthegentleman: California, USA

ask-iggycat: Pennsylvania, USK

askfrankensteinarthur: California, USA

ask-mmd-russia-da: Pennsylvania, USA

ask-thekiwi: Melbourne, Australia

askoldersealand: Manila, Philippines (//sobs people are so far awaaaay )

piratedarkierps: Alberta, Canada