don't just look at her ass EAT IT

I'm Laur and I'm the trashman. Bisexual,21 years old,Pisces. I love Fall Out Boy and Green Day and Panic!At The Disco and Steven Universe and cartoons and music in general,really. I'm also in the Dangan fandom so beware of spoilers.Ask me shit.

[super-metroid]

most of you don’t even know what gaslighting is

[super-metroid]

[happybunnykat]

A new version of Phinias and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[godhatesfrankie]

save point

[thewildwilds]

Who says you can’t flirt in Animal Crossing

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[t0bey]

Talentswap requests on twitter 👌

[rivvvvvvvvvvvvv-deactivated2020]

imagine ur getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say fuck it take him to the edge

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[ardate]

some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[icansuckyadicknumbersmash2483737]

My brain on a loop

[teathattast]

[tahthetrickster]

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

[prettiboifloyd]

dave “mike” benjamin barnes and buster “ike” jerry noble

[hiamigoman]

[icarus-suraki]

Happy Easter.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That time Jesus made friends with the Yakuza and they were convinced his dad was a powerful crimelord O.O

[sword-and-nightingale]

Jesus Christ!

[kimpossibooty]

[shiftythrifting]

Facebook Marketplace bringing the shifty local goods to you.

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

place this under a toilet seat to kill someone

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[thewrongesttrousers]

We aren't compatible with each other. We just can't work together anymore... but you know who still works? Our friends at NordVPN!

[soft-stims]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[tweetworld]

I’m super dead

[shiftythrifting]

found in Calgary, canada