Collect My Treasure

She/her

[pirateslenderman]

SLAPPY SLIRTHDAY

Thank you anon. You shall be spared

Joking

[pirateslenderman]

It mah birthday

[pirateslenderman]

Spent the past few days counting my gold coins to see how much i had, pirates should always invest in a high quality coin counter after you've amassed a nice hoard of wealth

[broke-slenderman]

can i borrow some.

[pirateslenderman]

Spent them all on dropout.tv

[pirateslenderman]

Will it work

Yes

No(more likely)

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[pirateslenderman]

Spent the past few days counting my gold coins to see how much i had, pirates should always invest in a high quality coin counter after you've amassed a nice hoard of wealth

[pirateslenderman]

Should i put my five days at mcdonalds on my resume

Should

Yay

Nay

Voting ended onOct 6, 2025

[pirateslenderman]

Should i quit my job

Should i

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 6, 2025

[pirateslenderman]

I am also actively doing a semester of college right now

[pirateslenderman]

And i already have some money saved up

[pirateslenderman]

Should i quit my job

Should i

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 6, 2025

[pirateslenderman]

I am also actively doing a semester of college right now

[pirateslenderman]

Should i quit my job

Should i

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 6, 2025

[pirateslenderman]

Mcdonalds is a horrible place to work

[pirateslenderman]

Had to get a job, sea piracy doesnt pay as well as you might think

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

armchair detective who investigates objectively funny and morally correct crimes so they can help the perp cover their tracks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bystander who accidentally observes the protagonist commiting a felony and just...quietly walks off stage. they're no narc and frankly? not their business

[pirateslenderman]

Last one is bud cubby d20 fantasy high

[pirateslenderman]

Simple question

Yay

Nay

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

[pirateslenderman]

I am playing dungeons and dragons this week and next week and hopefully the next and so on and so forth

[carriioneater]

i call this one "fuck that guy in particular"

[pirateslenderman]

Make him move his arms as if trying to catch a ball but he doesnt

[yoink-a-doink]

He's the observer

[pirateslenderman]

The "cuck" if you will(you didnt see the first reblog on the wrong blog)

[carriioneater]

i call this one "fuck that guy in particular"

[pirateslenderman]

Make him move his arms as if trying to catch a ball but he doesnt

[detective-slenderman]

Walked underneath one of those industrial sized magnets while investigating around a shipyard and… Let’s say i need to replace my detective shirt

[pirateslenderman]

My bad i was operating the magnet, didnt see you

[detective-slenderman]

‘s alright friend… I have plenty of shirts that lack two inconvenient holes… No harm no foul

[pirateslenderman]

Thought i saw three, doesnt matter anyways glad to see you have multiple shirts