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ethan, he/him

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do you poop or pee before school

usually i pee and poop before school but lately i havent been able to idk why

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America monster round 2 I'll tell you how it goes

omg good luck bro

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I love boybutt

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DO NOT DRINK THE AMERICA MONSTER

WHY

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do you think sperm with two heads makes conjoined twins

thats probably right

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Is Morrissey the ultimate uke?

oh for sure look at him dude

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Morrissey vs. 100 gorillas, who's winning

i hope the 100 gorillas i want to see them kill him

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Do you think Morrissey ever tried a geek bar

oh one hundred percent. probably orange dream

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Do you think Morrissey knows my name is email

i hope so its probably his biggest claim to fame

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maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

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how do you sit when you poop

i clench every inch of my body until i turn red and scream until it's done

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what color is your pee

i told you its GREEN!!!!!

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what color is your feet

brown and yellow

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what color is your fart

like a noxious shade of green

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what color is your poop

brown i think

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every time that I go on your blog I am reminded of how much I love your bio

aww thank you