Brick: Hey dad, guess what? YEET!
Mojo Jojo: F-- fuck did you just do?
Brick: YEET!
Mojo Jojo: Tell me what the fuck you just did before you get yo' ass BEAT!

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Brick: Hey dad, guess what? YEET!
Mojo Jojo: F-- fuck did you just do?
Brick: YEET!
Mojo Jojo: Tell me what the fuck you just did before you get yo' ass BEAT!
Way to go, Bubbles! Who knew you had a brain?
Buttercup
Reminder that fanfic commissions are still available if you are interested!
Another thing I should add in terms of pricing: I will accept commissions for franchises I'm not TOO familiar with, but a fic of this kind will cost $3 extra.
However, I will NOT take commissions for Family Guy or any of its spinoffs, Rick & Morty, King of the Hill, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, or Cow & Chicken/I.M. Weasel.
The list shown on the original post may not show ALL of the franchises I am familiar with. If you commission a fic based on something I'm familiar with that isn't in the list, I will let you know I can work with it easily and it will count as a standard price.
Original post: https://megaexalxd.tumblr.com/post/186458121742/fanfic-commisions
Buttercup: Some people complain all the time! They complain about the least little thing! If something bugs them, they never let go of it! They just go on and on, long after anyone else is interested! It’s just complain, complain, complain! People who gripe all the time really drive me nuts! You’d think they’d change the subject after a while, but they never do! They just keep griping until you start to wonder, “What’s wrong with this idiot?” But they go on complaining and repeating what they’ve already said!
Blossom: ...Maybe they’re not very self-aware.
Buttercup: Boy, that’s ANOTHER thing that gets on my nerves!
https://megaexalxd.tumblr.com/post/186458226272/fanfic-commisions-tumblr-cant-handle-that-many
check out this post on my main blog if you’re interested in paying me to write a fanfic based on PPG or any of the other franchises listed there!
Buttercup: Hi, I’d like to order ONE MILLION PIZZAS-- I’m sorry. Two pizzas. Breadsticks? Sure, I’ll take ONE BILLION!!
Berserk: I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs until I got a dumb dog myself. (opens her bag and picks up a puppy) I’ve only had him for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Mojo: Why did your teacher just call my phone?!
Butch: I don’t know? Did you answer it?
Mojo: Yea?
Butch: So that means that they told you why.
Mojo: Don’t be get’n smart with me!
Butch: I just answered your question!
Blossom: So your family is rich?
Princess: We're comfortable.
Blossom: That's EXACTLY what a rich person would say.
Blossom: What you’re doing is wrong!
Brick: I’m not taking any advice from you.
Brick: You pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna’. ____________________Source: new girl
Boomer: *singing and playing piano* First let me hop out that... (two chords) Porsche, I'm gonna hit that...
Butch: *mocking him* Shut the (random note) up!
Buttercup: This is how I enter my house... WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Blossom: Why do you have my phone?
Buttercup: FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!
Robin Snyder: *comes home from Pokey Oaks*
Mr. Snyder: Hey, how was school?
Robin: Fine.
Ms. Snyder: Were people nice?
Robin: No.
Mr. Snyder: Did you make any friends?
Robin: ...yes.
Brick: Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back and not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life?
Prof. Utonium: This is weird. We have a Broccoloid fleet approaching from the rear.
Blossom: Why would they do that?
Bubbles: Probably because Buttercup stole some of their batteries.
Buttercup: DUDE!
Bubbles: ...Right. She didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.
I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books? These books are my paddles.
Blossom
[to Blossom] OK, no hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye!
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