Paige's Bullshit

26. disaster tranny. lurker. send rabbits. sending me gore is fucking trite i stg if you even consider it get a life

[burningspite]

my monitor has its buttons on the underside and i think it should moan a little when i press them.

[burningspite]

all im sayin here is-

[homunculus-argument]

What would the evil opposite of eucalyptus be like?

What the fuck is dyscalyptus?

[maybe-the-real-language]

The "-calyptus" part means "covered", so eucalyptus's opposite would be something that's 1. naked and 2. bad at it

[robotlyra]

"Naked and bad at it, you're just describing my sex life!"

[frogmoss1]

Bobs Burger form Burgs Borber just got #Fingered Yep.

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

[thecryptkeeper]

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[bunnyfunction]

get in loser we're going hopping!!

[burningspite]

my monitor has its buttons on the underside and i think it should moan a little when i press them.

[burningspite]

all im sayin here is-

[burningspite]

my monitor has its buttons on the underside and i think it should moan a little when i press them.

[burningspite]

cruisin thru my city fucked up on 12 spironolactones and an omorashi kink

[emesissy]

i feel like they/them pronouns became widely acceptable the moment people learned they could use them to avoid gendering trans women

[northirish]

Not only should I be studied by science, but I should be studied by pseudoscience as well. Let's see of those deranged cranks can work out what the fuck is wrong with me

[pokeballvictim]

femboy and futanari occupy the exact same niche in porn of a hypersexualized third gender that is functionally an abstraction of a trans woman, but femboy is typically submissive and futanari is typically dominant

[realshy]

sometimes transfeminism is saying really smart academic stuff and sometimes it's scrolling through a bunch of porn and saying that femboys are tomboys and futas are monsters

[plaidos]

[undeadmoth]

Jerking off a girl with the extendo grabber

[muzzlesbian]

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

[muzzlesbian]

transfem affection and attraction is painted as inherently predatory to a degree that drives us to be constantly on edge. it makes us fucking paranoid. do you know how awful it is to worry if it’s safe to lean your head on your close friend’s shoulder? to be openly desired and even flirted with but never flirt back for fear of being labeled a creep? to be unable to cuddle up with your date because you’re terrified of how they might respond? do you know how much that fucks a person up?

you have to let the tgirl love you back. you have to.

[prokopetz]

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

[burningspite]

eggcracking is to trans women what deflowering is to cis men

[beyond-a-name]

listen. newly out tgirl. I am grabbing your hand gently. do not EVER, ever ever ever, trust any tme person who thinks of themself as more of a lesbian than you, or more of an authority on women's issues than you. I promise, no matter how freshly out you are, it's not that you need to quiet down and learn. you are not tainted with some implicitly anti-feminist maleness that you need to atone for. you are a woman, unequivocally. do not trust anyone who makes you feel otherwise, not even for a second. there are no exceptions to this.