Flirt with a sandwhich

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[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[daytonastatecollege]

[thehausoftay]

[booksfunquotes]

[babyanimalgifs]

[iraffiruse]

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[chai-bean]

vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet

part 2 | part 3 | animal vines

[jawaadmaliks-blog]

[stability]

[biomic]

[stupidelves]

shout out to everyone who lives in a country where nobody gives a shit about halloween

[motorcycledean-blog]

[wakewithgiggli]

#do people not celebrate halloween elsewhere?

Yes, we do (at least in the UK), but its nothing like the big deal it is in America. Though we do have a much more wholesome holiday 5 days later, where we have children make effigies of a traitor to the crown and build a giant pagan bonfire and cheer as the children throw their effigies into the flames, in good Christian fashion.

There’s also fireworks and marshmallows.

So it might just be inconvenient timing.

[genderfreeescapader]

You people just burn stuff instead of asking for candy?  No wonder we became independent.

[meanplastic]

World peace restored

[hitmewithcute]

A chipmunk napping on my grandmother’s cat

[fruitsgardens]

this looks so warm and good I wish I was that chipmunk right now

[frogofhonor]

you would not believe your pants

if ten million fire ants

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[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Lmaooooooooo

[weavemama]

If anyone in the future ever asks me what 2017 was like I’m just gonna show them this tweet