Paleontologist Denial Group

My name is Marit, and I am not a paleontologist.

[apatheticfluorescence]

[maitakecat-deactivated20230212]

women need to start bringing this energy to the red carpet

[mortrite]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”

[depsidase]

[unbotheredmuse]

[toastbutteregg]

[kilbygirrl]

these 20’s really aint roaring man

[thebroodingprince-deactivated20]

Dawn dish soap ads pass that duckling around like a blunt

[worm-on-a-blog]

[worm offers you a small cup of rooibos tea.]

[do you accept?]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[funnytwittertweets]

[astrecho]

It missed the bin, it became Zack's box

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do not take their Special Box away <3

[unpretty]

will anything ever make me feel as dumb as staring at a toggle that says "on" and trying to figure out if it means that the toggle is currently on or that this is the toggle you hit if you want it to be on

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed picarchu

[markv5]

Когда впопыхах надел разные носки…

[ankinskywalker]

“When he in a hurry he put on different socks”

[vrabia]

every single russian person protesting the invasion of ukraine should have their effort duly recognized and respected for what it is: an act of courage and defiance against a violent, criminal regime that could target them any moment. these aren't feel-good did-my-part went-to-mcdonalds-after protests. marching in the streets is not a simple civic exercise. writing 'no war please' on a camera lens at a sports event is not 'doing the bare minimum'. it's brave and righteous and a part of this war that deserves to be remembered.

[boarofthenorth100]

Im Going To The Visit Sea 

[boarofthenorth100]

Well Here I Am

[maxeth]

Who’s your friend?

[boarofthenorth100]

Its Called A Fish

[weonsinnombre]

[deliriumcrow]

I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.