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Here for the funnies.

[ozempicofficial]

[3000s]

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crawdad go in holes

[aceynk]

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[badnik-deactivated20240401-deac]

I made a pride flag for myself, I hope you will enjoy it too ♡

[the-haiku-bot]

I made a pride flag

for myself, I hope you will

enjoy it too ♡

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[cantarellangel-deactivated]

[mortalityplays]

the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider

[mortalityplays]

soft animal of my body is up for a kebab

[derailer-deactivated20260527]

[dogpuppy]

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

[thememedaddy]

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

[the-uncanny-dag]

Sister post to The Vitamin

[kosmogrl]

[sailatina3]