あやかし @pitch-cat--moved - Tumblr Blog

the entirety of apple products is just an example of how we’ll never be able to stop capitalism because if it goes any further we’ll just accept it. like there is no reasonable explanation to the fact that people will pay 30 dollars for something that cost 50 cents to make other than that we are complacent in our own societal demise

goodnigth

“we slow phones down on purpose” “we took out the headphone jack so now you have to pay for adapters” “we literally took out the USB DRIVE. on a LAPTOP. and are charging 40 bucks for a mini usb cable that is functionally useless” “oh we also pay our workers 10% of a fucking living wage”

people: ok cool as long as the message bubble is blue

batz

these two pictures side by side give off an ominous yet powerful raw energy

the-real-seebs

One of the things that’s important in a long-running RPG is making a memorable plot that attains definitive closure. You don’t want players feeling like they have unfinished business and want to go Do More Things.

So, for instance, say you start dropping hints early on of some sort of epic Magical Badass, like a lich queen or something. Early on, the players don’t find out much; just that there’s someone called Zola who is behind a whole lot of strange shit, and a lot of it is not good. And they are never quite sure what she is. Wizard? Dragon? Lich? But eventually they find out: She has many forms, but her true form is one of the Medusas. Not the modern watered-down species that fall for the mirror crap and you have to meet their gaze, but a true abomination from beyond the veil, whose stare can turn whole armies to stone.

The reason this works as a plot is that the players will never speak to you again once they realize you spent six months building up to the reveal that the big cheese is the legendary gorgon Zola.

jumpingjacktrash

you’re grounded.

perhapsarat

that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

acrazyinkling

The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

toshio

spadefish

northerncricket

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

metapianycist

that executive dysfunction feel when you want to eat but there are too many steps in the process between you and food

setheverman

december mood?

imsoshive

meloetta

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

bewbin

did u lose again

meloetta

adhighdefinition

growing up without a fidget toy moodboard

paint-it-over

thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv

tartts

if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point

gddr6

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

sweatylesbian-blog

help my escape fund

paypal.me/gardenmaria

As you know things have been more fucked than usual at home lately and i have reason to believe im in danger here.

PLEASE if you can spare a couple dollars so that when i need to leave (ive been in and out for the last couple weeks but no money to stay gone) i can actually leave and maybe still find an ok place to sleep

my goal is $300 since ill be getting more money for school soon, i just need enough until then

(anybody who feels comfortable making a larger donation that i can pay back in a few weeks lmk, if it’s over $25 we can work something out)

paypal.me/gardenmaria