Lydia.

Asshole.

[callofthenerd]

[lordoftheinternet]

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

[flokidog]

what these are all true

[hypersexualsportswear]

[laserdeadpool]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[srsfunny]

The Tweet Of The Day

[rileyfriarhart-moved-deactivate]

cute things to call your girlfriend

demon queen

mythic bitch

the almighty

[valleydean]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

yall: stay in ya lane, hoe.

me: 

[nisha-after-dark]

They all my lanes bihh

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

[zannibear]

thats my right boob tho

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

babe

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[centronorth]

[cockyhorror]

ok but where can i get this

[qualitees]

You can get it here!

[eviemaybe-deactivated20200425]

what about: the world has bigger problems than girls who were boys and boys who were girls

[qualitees]

We made that one just for you!

[justjames]

Am I depressed because I am lazy or am I lazy because I am depressed

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.