crashmartini

---------------------------------- ---Under Construction--- ---------------------------------- Hale | 33 | They/Them | Taurus | INTJ

[robotrocky]

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

[kaomojiloser]

this came to me in a dream

[vahlance]

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

[saltwater-goldfishy]

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

[raviolireptile]

I had to draw this

[viralfrog]

[rika-mortis]

So I watched the movie

[pixel-witchy]

I see a lot of posts about Grace saving Simon but what about Grace ending up in the Iron Lung with him?

Simon thinks it's another hallucination at first and staunchly tries to ignore him but Grace is terrified and overly CHATTY, talking to himself out loud and trying to make sense of what has happened.

Eventually, Simon explains where they are and why (if only for his own sanity) and Grace points out things that Simon hadn't realized at first, like asking if the camera used xrays in order to capture images of their surroundings (as obviously a regular photo camera wouldn't work in an ocean of blood) or wondering how radio waves could even reach them through such an iron-rich substance.

Grace spending an hour in absolute silence reading the manuals that Simon discarded.

Grace triangulating their position using the rudimentary maps and coordinates available.

Grace talking about something called "astrophage" and wondering if this is what happens if he fails.

Meanwhile, Rocky is running around the Hail Mary SCREAMING.

[pixel-witchy]

I don't really go here but imagine for a moment that Simon wakes up on the Hail Mary, terrified and desperate. He doesn't know how he got there or why.

Grace is equally terrified. There shouldn't be anyone else. Another human, untrained and unwilling, in this equation could ruin the mission.

Rocky is loud and unfamiliar to Simon. Grace has grabbed a makeshift weapon. He's scared and backed into a corner, ready to start swinging if need be. But then the NannyBot sedates him. He tries to fight it but can't. Confused and scared as he falls flat on his face.

Rocky wonders why Grace seems even more upset afterward. He can't see the way the blood drained from his face.

It's not just that it reminded him of what happened to him. It's that the NannyBot had a protocol for it in the first place.

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[jackyoat]

20 years later in the bio dome retirement home…

[titusdrautos]

[ettle]

VSMP gift exchange for @carosbee 🦇

@vampiressmp-gift-exchange

In this setting, vampirism isn’t so easily spread.

Certain men of science have made it their life’s work to understand and harness this dark gift of eternal life.

Doctor Goldsmith is one of these men. He has harnessed a piece of the formula for himself, but he craves more.

He was too slow to capture the vampire Louis before he was burned, but he was fortunate enough to capture his “thrall”, Owen.

Owen has been his most successful subject yet — but no matter how hard he tries, Scott can’t get him to spill Louis’ secrets.

[legend-of-riko]

“Like a surprise symphony or perhaps a car alarm”

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂

[anglaised]

like i cannot stress enough if ur white u have been raised and taught to view urself as the center of the world, almost all media caters to you, ur cultures viewpoints dictate the world, ur ancestors are the “victors” of colonialism and shaped the planet to fit white supremacy, that little voice in ur head that tells you to comment on every post about racism u see with stuff like “LISTEN to this white people” “im white, but this is important” “im as white as snow but i also agree with this” is not the compassionate gesture u think it is

that little voice is ur taught racist desire to center urself and ur opinion as more important and factual, something to be listened to above all else, because you were raised to believe you and everyone like you has the final say, you get uncomfortable when brown people voice frustrations because you don’t like reckoning with how the entire world is shaped in your image, you need to ignore that little voice that tells you your input is needed, because that little voice means absolutely nothing to the lived experiences of people of color, we donot need your approval or for you to agree for the racist history that has oppressed all of us to be true, we donot need YOU to tell us we are right when it has already been proven through history, through statistics, on the millions of lives lost to genocide and war in the name of white supremacy, you are not the center of the world, you are just taught that you are

[shrubdrawsalot]

Bad Boys!

maybe I‘ll colour it in full at some point….

(spoiler alert... i did)

[wszczebrzyszynie]

repo jest super