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[pixelfated]

Quick!!! Pretty girls with big swords!!!

Now that I’ve got your attention...

Hellooo, I’ve come to shamelessly self-promo, like a student that walks in late to class with a coffee in hand.

I don’t know if any of my mutuals are still around here, as I’ve not been active on Tumblr for years now, other than to reblog and like stuff (Hectic uni life is real.) but I’ve come back with Trash. As in, I’ve written a funky lil’ high fantasy story. You know the ones, lots of drama, royalty, fae, war, cute princes and pretty warrior girls. Lots of schemes and morally grey a-holes.

Yes, I’ve invented the spoon, I know. Never before seen, cutting edge literary work.

No, but really,  you’re interested in this type of story, please give it a read! I’ve had a lot of fun writing it. It’s got some whacky dialogue, diverse POC characters and that good meet-ugly, enemies to lovers kind of thing. Also, girls with swords. That’s a promise. There are lots of cute girls with swords.

Please check it out if you’re interested, I’ve put it on Wattpad for now, as I’m still learning how to publish. I might put it on Tapas later, once I see how it’s received. It’s also on a nifty little link in my profile.

Thanks so much, whoever finds this and decides to give it a chance!

Heirs of the Gods Series: Cycle of the Gods

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[dogpuppy]

[kinuko]

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[ladypaperwriterson]

What if you were BLACK and GAY and a PIMP in early 20th century Louisiana, and you FELL IN LOVE with your super hot STALKER, and you got MARRIED, and he wants to CHEAT, but he doesn't want YOU cheating, and you want a DAUGHTER, and she's THE BEST, but she HATES your husband, and she wants you to KILL him and his sidepiece, and so you DO that, but then he HAUNTS you, and then you MISS him, and then you go to PARIS, and you meet MORE gays there, and their leader is HOT, and you FALL FOR HIM TOO, but then your husband comes BACK, and EVERYONE wants your daughter DEAD, and they KILL her, and you completely LOSE it, and you burn EVERYONE, and you get a DIVORCE, and you marry YOUR EX HUSBAND'S EX, and then in the 70s you decide to have someone INTERVIEW you, but you lose it AGAIN, and it all goes to SHIT, and then everything is a BLUR, and then it's 2020, and there's COVID, and you decide you want to be interviewed AGAIN, and you discover your current husband BRAINWASHED YOU, so you get ANOTHER divorce, and you're now TWICE divorced before you're even 150, and you run back to your first ex, but then that fuckass reporter PUBLISHES your interview as a BOOK, and your ex is MAD, and you want him BACK, but he decides to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT

Lestat Claudia Armand Daniel Santiago

[cocteautwinsgirl]

Claudia was an unforeseen joy.

[littlegirlinvisible]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈

Interview with the Vampire (2022 —)

[alltears]

all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

[skyrigel]

[i-know-the-enddc]

what I fucking love is how tvl was written in the 80s and lestat is constantly sayinf shit like “as the kids say 🤪 that’s so rad!!” or whatever, and to me, reader of the vampire lestat in this modern age, that does NOT register the way anne rice intended it.

like it is supposed to feel jarring and insane. it is supposed to feel like lestat has been violently submerged in modern young people trends and culture and is now repeating all the new words he learned like a beautiful fresh baby. but because the book is from 1985, all I think is oh interesting huh I didn’t know that slang term even originated in the 80s how vintage how retro how lestat wow he’s so embarrassing aw aw so cute.

but amc in all their incredible genius decided that honoring anne rice’s original vision of writing an extremely modern and weird book that fully embodied the era it was written in was more important then bringing back the 80s nostalgia thing that streaming services love and it’s incredible to me. now I get to listen to lestat say shit like “labubu FOMO cosplay reddit discord Gen Z more like gen SNOOZE 🤪🤪🤪 safe space pronouns donald trump labubu tiktok dance 🕺🏻” and suddenly I understand what it felt like to be a young anne rice reader in 1985. God…. I understand.

[quemirabobo]

Some were drawing yaoi on churches or sculpting the hottest Lucifer but point still stands

[cloudabserk]

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[goldengenuflexion]

[splrinky]

holy shit

[loveridden1999]

exactlyyy