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[pixelizedgenocide]

Hilarious BloodyMary idea but honestly the ship doesn’t really appear for a while, bear with me on this.

So Adrian gets way too worried about Rocky while they’re separated and decides to shoot themself into space to follow after him. Maybe they’re alone, maybe others who were family of Rocky’s crew came with, idk. Point is, they miss Rocky by a week or so and only find the remains of the ship.

Through the remains they piece together that the whole crew is dead and believe Rocky is also dead but not from the radiation, but from the human Rocky called friend. Maybe or maybe not on purpose, dealer’s choice. (Rocky’s on his way home to where he THINKS Adrian is with Grace in tow, and can’t fix this misunderstanding rip)

Adrian is enraged and decides since Rocky is gone they have nothing waiting for them back on Erid and continues on to Earth to get answers, thinking Grace will be there

So Adrian gets there while only understanding pieces of broken English, whatever Rocky left on the ship of how to communicate with his human and whatever translation program they can cobble together.

Earth is understandably freaked by this alien ship appearing and there’s WILD miscommunication going on with Adrian demanding answers and Earth trying to defend itself, idc. What I was thinking is Earth tries to give Adrian a prisoner they don’t mind sacrificing to appease them and Adrian being more enraged by the idea that they would kill someone unjustly.

Adrian returns to Erid with their own emotional support human Simon

[httri-pen]

broke tim drake fan: why are artists and writers always depicting him as a small itty bitty twink. he's tall!! and he's built to take down a 100 men without even a blink but somehow he seems like a femboy that's gonna be swept up by the wind any moment!!

woke tim drake fan: fuck i love my annoying ass pretty boy twink that can in fact, take down a 100 men with his slutty waist and fuckability

[httri-pen]

why is rastim suddenly taking up a hold of me. not even just the dub/non-con creeper vibes it has, just in general the potential of obssession over it.

wdym ras was hellbent on making batman his heir that he allowed his daughter to birth damian and raise him. then suddenly the insane ex-partner of a supposedly dead batman outwits and outplays him in every way

and then tim is The Detective. the thing that's supposedly bruce. he ran loa for a while then blew their bases up ! WHAT.

i think with tim's unending father issues he wouldn't even outright reject him, just some plausable deniability going on. every bit of attention in his way sinks into him even if it came from the demon himself.

[buggybanjo]

posting this way after drawing this but i’ve been going insane about project hail mary so. bloodymary be upon ye

[smillaxxx]

Okay but consider Tim learning magic just to be creepy and stuff. Like he ain’t even casting magic spells in combat like that. It’s just him being creepy. In a cryptic kinda way too. Like he’s eyes are maybe a bit too big and hollow and stuff about him just seems off. Cryptic stalker ahh.

[mallodraws]

Surprise!! I can actually do a bit of coloring too…

Grace didn’t tell Simon about rocky until after they met and cleaned him off as to not startle him too bad, so much so Grace forgot to tell him at all!

Comic is coming soon I promise…

Ref below the cut

[hhheliocity]

Something something a mirror of me

[help-itrappedmyself]

Masterpost

Danny Punches a Clown: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 4.5 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 AO3

Summoning Game Show: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 AO3 AO3 (Bonus one-shot)

Dead on Main AU: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 AO3

Jegulus AU: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

BNHA Snippets: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Sacred Moments: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 AO3

[ashoutinthedarkness]

Hey OP! Here's what happens when I click the AO3 link for Dead On Main

Is it set to private? Or maybe not published yet? (Or does it have to go through a vetting process first?)

Idk.

I'll try again in a few days, see if it just needed time or something

Thx!

[ashoutinthedarkness]

Update:

Looks like its fixed! Were all good now 👍

[theyaregayyourhonor]

Good parents Jack and Maddie crying as their baby boy goes off to college. They've turned off the portal and are in the process of correcting their initial findings so everyone in town tries to avoid them otherwise you will be subjected to the new findings which mark ecto entities as sapient and therefore deserving of rights or gushing about how Danny is off to college since his small business pays so well. He did so well he rejected the scholarships from Gotham University because he said it would be better going to someone who needs it and they did such a good job raising him because look at how successful and generous he is!

The business in question is more of a cheat since being king of the infinite Realms means he is fluent in any language to exist. Safe, dead, or extinct the status of a language doesn't matter to him. With Technus's help he sets up and online portal where people can submit pictures or copies of stuff for him to translate at a premium price. He refuses to take any money from the fruit loop and the money he learns will go towards his clone's schooling when she gets to that point. Right now she is using it for her travels and sending them postcards.

People who claim his translations as their own get black listed with a huge fee coming out of their bank account for the breach of contract. He is trying to keep his business on the down low so those breakthroughs that get on the news are not what he is looking for. His main demographic is rich snobs with private art collections. What Danny doesn't know is that his main customers are the Justice League.

There are some clues but he kinda ignores them. Like when a document submitted is a summoning ritual he sends back a partial translation since the summoning is not good (there are worst beings they could summon but it will still be a hassle) however revealing knowledge of the banishment is harmless.

Gotham cultists hate him because they know he can translate the whole document/book but all of their attempts to trace the sage of tongues (trying to give invisobill kinda vibes) they find a dead end. They try submitting from different computers, locations, routers, anything, but just end up giving Danny more money lol

The Justice League is almost in tears because the jusyice league dark could not agree on the translation of the banishment ritual and everything they tried before had failed.

His favorite translations are the stories that give alien vibes. They talk about certain structures (he thinks it might be structures) as if they are common knowledge. Unknown to him those are Kryptonian fairy tales that Lois submitted. She didn't want to give Jon a funny accent so Clark can read them in Kryptonian while she does the English.

Duke having a hard time with an assignment, sends an inquiry asking if he offers homework help (he wouldn't be using it for career advancement which is against the terms of service BUT he would be claiming it for points so he asked) and that is how Tim finds out about this sketchy website that can translate anything. Danny feels the sincerity and sleep deprivation in the inquiry so he replies back "I admire your courage and will do you a solid but only if your promise to sleep a minimum of 8 hours. I'll know if you don't and snitch so go to sleep 😴" The translation is attached and already in the format his teacher requested.

Steph: How is he gonna know?

Duke: Idk but he is a life saver!

Tim: Duke, did you just sell your soul for a homework assignment?

Duke: Let me sleep and then we'll see what happens 🥱

Tim is driven crazy because he needs to know who is behind the website. And also because Constantine was kinda in the area and said no. Duke has his soul even if he doesn't sleep, lucky bugger.

Tim feels like the world is conspiring against him when it sends the cutest distraction in one his gen ed courses. He will date the cute guy AND solve this mystery out of spite.

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holy shit am i happy with how this came out. this is technically 1 page but i split it into the two so its easier to see the details on mobile n stuff

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close ups \/

[giulia-lo-art]

Staring

[lunareel]

I started this WIP ages ago when I was rewatching TAWOG and I can't believe I finally finished it at the start of pride month, so for that enjoy a bonus:

[incorrectpasswordip]

i want her to be free

[ghost-guard-13]

Peter Parker wearing his first suit hoodie, which has puffy paint webs and spider symbol on it. He's at a cafe, eyebags that look like teabags taped to his face and drinking a straight up afront to god. A guy walks past, stops, and points.

Peter is barely awake.

"Yo, where'd you get the merch?"

Peters eyes are barely open when he looks at him. He won't remember what he looks like the next day either.

"huh?"

"The Spidey merch. Where'd you get it?"

Peter looked down at himself, somewhat baffled, and squints at him.

"I...made it?"

"Deadass? I've got thirty bucks, could you make me one?"

The materials plus Peters time outside of classes and Spider-Man...he should get a sandwich out of it at least.

"Thirty-five?" He negotiates weakly. The man doesn't even blink.

"You got it." And takes out cash then and there. Peter stares at it, exchanges info, and gets the hoodie done in a weak between surviving and saving everyone else.

The guy is some sort of influencer. He shows it off on his story. People are going crazy. He texts Peter with a screenshot.

"Can I give them your info?"

Over a hundred people already want his hoodie.

His hoodie.

$35 per person, and so many out the gate?

Superhero-ing might pay after all.

Peter accepts.

This is how Peter is able to pay for his own meals, not completely rely on JJJ for his income.

[idgabuck]

Rewatching iron lung again (shock horror) and I’m thinking about if there was a Bloodymary AU where Grace is a scientist for the COI, he would 100% try and help Simon and talk to him through the speaker.

Can you imagine? Simon yelling at him out of anger and then apologising and Grace saying “it’s ok, I once told a man he was a staggering waste of carbon once.” And that’s what makes Simon laugh because Simon has caught a glimpse of Grace before he was put in the sub and he can’t imagine the man who he saw spinning in his chair to say that. That’s what makes it so funny to him.

“Are you- are you laughing?”

“Yes- I can’t imagine you saying that to anyone.”

“Well I did so it seems we both have egg on our face.”

[darkknight-hero]

bloodymary au where Simon and Grace were together before Grace is forced to participate in the the mission to Tau Ceti. He can’t contact Simon due to the million and one NDAs he’d signed and Stratt also bars any communication w anyone outside of PHM. When Stratt is finally confronting Grace about replacing DuBois and Shapiro after their deaths, he’s struck w terrible news

—

“You have no one. No family. Not even a dog.”

“You’re wrong! I have…I have Simon!”

Stratt looks…well, Grace can’t fully tell. She’s always been good at keeping her expression neutral, but there’s something about it that makes the pit in Grace’s stomach grow

“He’s dead, Dr Grace.”

No. No no no no NO!

“You’re a liar. You’re lying! Where’s my phone, I’m gonna call him.”

Grace pats his pockets w frantic energy before Stratt very calmly slides something across the table towards him. Grace doesn’t want to look at it, but he sees it anyway, can’t tear his eyes away from the back and white photo of Simon staring at him from the newspaper

“He drowned, saving a child. It was…very heroic.”

It can’t be. This is fake, some kind of ploy to trick Grace into going on a suicide mission. He’s so sure of it. He is! But…no. That’s just what he tells himself. Stratt has never been a liar, and even if she’s pulled the rug out from under his feet now, Grace knows this isn’t a lie either. Maybe some orchestrated attempt at manipulation, holding back this information for so long, but it’s not a lie

—

There’s a strong gap in Grace’s memory, no matter how hard he tries to remember. Everything else had come back, the effects of the amnesia causing drug Stratt had administered fading for the most part. But there’s something that just…stays out of reach. Grace knows it’s important, and Rocky watches with about as much worry as a rock can conjure with no face. At some point, living happily on Erid, Grace comes to accept that he’ll never fill in those missing memories

—

It comes back like a flood. It almost knocks the wind out of him

“Simon?”

Dark, feral eyes widen in surprise before they narrow again

“Who are you? How do you know my name?”

Grace feels frozen for a long time, but he manages to get a handle on himself, reaching forward for the man he never thought he’d see again, the one he thought he’d lost, the one who’d left him!

But before he can make contact, Simon is on him, straddling his waist as a hand wraps around his neck

“You won’t trick me. I won’t let you.”

[poy0con-y]

I realized that my space monkeys ocs kinda resemble Simon and Grace. So I came up with a crossover that only I understand

In the second comic. The fugitive is not Simon. It's Takiri. Fuwa is a bounty hunter chasing Takiri -who is a space pirate.