⚠️ Community Opportunity for OS people in the American south!
Momocon
Atlanta, Georgia
May 24 • 2 PM EST
Hosted by Casper Cielo
Looking to meet other objectum people in real life? Curious about the subject? I was asked to host a meetup at Momocon! We will be handing out pride goodies and making light conversation. Come join us for chill vibes to close out the weekend and come make some new friends!
Those who are questioning & allies welcome! This is an 18+ meetup.
had a crazy dream where I had a sort of soft mannequin/life sized doll in my room and after being inexplicably afraid of it for a while, I realized I was feeling resentment because i was attracted to it. then things got very sexual and I woke up just about finish but didn't bc I had to pee 😔😔😔
⚠️ ARCHIVE UPDATE: 6 videos of tailpipe fucking are up now on objectum.info!
My resource website, objectum.info, is tentatively adding things into its archive as they become requested of me, like these videos. This website is not my main priority right now and is coded as a vanity project on the side while I work through my main work queue. That being said, I hope you all enjoy the work I have put into it. I have greatly enjoyed getting a feel for the medium again and look forwards to finishing it up.
Regardless of this project's state of completion the archive will continue to get updates as I acquire media and the means to preserve it. Keep an eye on this space. ( Website is currently made for Firefox and is displaying erroneously on other browsers. )
not sure if asking here will yield much, but you're the biggest objectum blog I follow and I'm desperate 😭
I'm looking for a drawing. not sure who it's by. best way I can describe it is that it's a black and white art of a mechanic. his torso is under a car, working on it. one of his hands is out from under, and is black from the oil. he is slapping the car with the free hand, oil leaving a mark(?). I've been looking for it for a while now and Im getting desperate 😭 sending here in hopes one of the mods will recognize what I'm describing or someone who sees this will.
I know for a fact I've shared this piece before, whether on my Twitter or here. Boosting for eyeballs while I try to find it myself, I remember it being from a magazine.
Someone commented on my Car Interior Sex Guide a few days ago and I finally got around to sitting down and responding to them, which means I have some more writing on one of my very favorite topics: safe object sex!
"I'm really curious if you have any thoughts, concerns, advice, or experience on penetrating a cars tailpipe. The idea has been getting very arousing to me. Obviously there's risks of cuts and burns, but would it be possible to mitigate these without hurting the car? How would you go about cleaning the inside of the tailpipe before and after the act? Are there any agents that would damage it? Would ejaculation into the tailpipe damage the catalytic converter or something?"
So, I can provide advice but only from secondhand accounts and from the experience of someone who has a vagina, not a penis, so please keep that in mind.
I have penetrated my car's tailpipe before with the use of a strap-on that I could feel. It felt very nice to hump up into her undercarriage on my back, but you may need to angle yourself awkwardly to do it comfortably while on your knees. My girl's pipe points downwards so I didn't try it but our height difference was another issue too.
I do not recommend doing it without a condom, both for the safety of you and the car. I didn't lube myself up to mitigate fluid and the condom was relatively dry. The bulb of my strap rubbing into my tdick is what felt pleasurable, I imagine for someone with a penis it could feel nice to feel yourself sliding inside the condom if you lubed the interior up, though. I did this after my car had been turned off for awhile, don't do this while it's running in any capacity.
To mitigate harm to yourself, always test metal first for temperature before putting your parts near it. You can towel down dirty metal with towels or shop rags, but it's largely to mitigate soot fallout, not to sanitize the surface for bare skin contact. Always wear a condom! I humped my girl through the fly of my jeans and that lessened contact with dirty metal too. I had wipes to clean myself up after and didn't need to do much to clean my girl up because I always try to avoid getting too many fluids in her tailpipe to avoid damaging her. This is why I recommend a condom as well.
Go slow, take your time. The biggest mistake I see people make when getting into car sex is that they go too fast and hurt themselves, whether from taking stick shifts or jamming themselves too aggressively into metal. Feel things out and find a rhythm from there — keyword being rhythm: jerky movements are more dangerous and establishing a tight pattern means you probably won't buck your hips into hard metal. Listen to your body above all else and don't be afraid to take breaks if you're over-exerting yourself or rubbing yourself raw.
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Fucking the exhaust pipe of a Mazda Miata MX-5 sports car
Silly video I made for the socials ... if you're going to try to exploit me I'm allowed to laugh at the outlandishness of it all, I guess. ( Also people are more likely to heed words of caution if you make them laugh about it. )
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