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alex. objectum (cars, statues, mannequins) in a m/m way

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cars growling and dripping 😁😁😁

all clips from sonny_____g on instagram, compiled by me

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freakin love when cars are pink. cutie patootie.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Historical Painting Vandalized

FIJMU News 5-30-22 by Minnie van Hondodyssey

Sad news in the art world today as Ari Bach's 2021 painting "Two Trucks Having Sex" was covered in pink paint by a vehicular-intimacy-negative vandal.

"This is an affront to artists everywhere," said Musee de L'Camion spokesman Lécheur d'Voiture, "Just thinking about it makes my muscles involuntarily flex."

The original work by Bach depicted two trucks, a semi and a pickup, in the midst of a romantic episode. According to automotive sexuality expert J.G. Ballard, "These two beautiful murder machines, these American angels in the sky, were the first trucks ever depicted in coitu. Apparently the passion was more than the vandal could withstand."

Restoration efforts are already under way at the museum and are planned to continue into 2023. The original uncensored artwork can be seen below, CW for hot truck intercourse.

"Two Trucks Having Sex" by Ari Bach, inspired by Lemon Demon's song of the same name.

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@funnier-when-objectum

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objectum people how do we feel about giant concrete parking decks

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[thyrell]

the little car fetuses they use for showcasing car paints...

[thyrell]

theyre called speed shapes?????

[thyrell]

fuckin my car and 9 months later it gives birth to a beautiful litter of speed shapes

[thyrell]

sorry

[shiftythrifting]

Here's an anatomically correct bull plush that was donated to my shop last month.

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@funnier-when-objectum

[treadgrinder]

⚠️ Community Opportunity for OS people in the American south!

Momocon Atlanta, Georgia May 24 • 2 PM EST

Hosted by Casper Cielo

Looking to meet other objectum people in real life? Curious about the subject? I was asked to host a meetup at Momocon! We will be handing out pride goodies and making light conversation. Come join us for chill vibes to close out the weekend and come make some new friends!

Those who are questioning & allies welcome! This is an 18+ meetup.

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certain p👁rn sites are phasing out entire categories of stuff for "legal purposes"...... okay

[vajracchedika]

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had a crazy dream where I had a sort of soft mannequin/life sized doll in my room and after being inexplicably afraid of it for a while, I realized I was feeling resentment because i was attracted to it. then things got very sexual and I woke up just about finish but didn't bc I had to pee 😔😔😔

[original-computer]

whats your preferred title, in a romantic relationship with a machine?

Pilot (for mechs)

Handler (could also be for mechs)

Technician

Mechanic

Human Companion

Others (comment in the tags)

Voting ended onMay 3

[shiftythrifting]

Couldn't get submission to work even on desktop browser, sorry. I give you the "Omega Juicer" (ignore the 'fruit and vegetable')

Oh. Oh my. Oh dear.

tumblr culture

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Omega Juicer; once the clamps are locked in place, it can extract every bit of juice out of just about any fruit.

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omega juicer was my nickname in college

[treadgrinder]

⚠️ ARCHIVE UPDATE: 6 videos of tailpipe fucking are up now on objectum.info!

My resource website, objectum.info, is tentatively adding things into its archive as they become requested of me, like these videos. This website is not my main priority right now and is coded as a vanity project on the side while I work through my main work queue. That being said, I hope you all enjoy the work I have put into it. I have greatly enjoyed getting a feel for the medium again and look forwards to finishing it up.

Regardless of this project's state of completion the archive will continue to get updates as I acquire media and the means to preserve it. Keep an eye on this space. ( Website is currently made for Firefox and is displaying erroneously on other browsers. )

[funnier-when-objectum]

not sure if asking here will yield much, but you're the biggest objectum blog I follow and I'm desperate 😭

I'm looking for a drawing. not sure who it's by. best way I can describe it is that it's a black and white art of a mechanic. his torso is under a car, working on it. one of his hands is out from under, and is black from the oil. he is slapping the car with the free hand, oil leaving a mark(?). I've been looking for it for a while now and Im getting desperate 😭 sending here in hopes one of the mods will recognize what I'm describing or someone who sees this will.

tysm 🙇

i'm not sure, sorry. followers, thoughts?

[treadgrinder]

I know for a fact I've shared this piece before, whether on my Twitter or here. Boosting for eyeballs while I try to find it myself, I remember it being from a magazine.

[rustwhenimdead]

I've shared this before!!! I know for a fact it's buried deep on my page, let me go find it!!

[treadgrinder]

FOUND IT

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sugar daddy/sugar baby dynamic but it's you and your car

[mons7errr]

TECHUM PLUSHUMS REJOICE