when u find a masterpiece x reader fic, but the reader turns out to have a name and a description

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when u find a masterpiece x reader fic, but the reader turns out to have a name and a description
Reader who has a real job and actual bills. Reader who prioritizes her own peace over his feelings. Reader who has hobbies that don’t revolve around a man. Reader who actually has a life outside of him. Reader who says “no” and means it. Reader who isn't easily impressed. Reader who’s petty. Reader who has trust issues. Reader who chooses her girls every single time. Reader who has a body count and isn't ashamed of it. Reader who is exhausted by male fragility. Reader who holds grudges. Reader who’s a mess. Reader who’s mentally ill. Reader who makes mistakes. Reader who’s manipulative. Reader who’s selfish. Reader who’s morally gray. Reader who’s awful. Reader who genuinely doesn’t give a fuck.
I’d take a morally corrupt y/n over a childish mess y/n ANYDAY
Some of ya’ll don’t know the canon lore and it shows 😔
Call me an ethical gooner but Tim and Brian would NOT smack their partner around.
I will not be expanding any further
What a man 😩🙏
MEDIA LITERACY IS DEAD
Someone will prob say its not that deep or that i'm too woke but idgaf bc why are these type of shit so popular? It's like if a complex character cannot exist anymore bc they are always misunderstood and with the whole haunting adeline topic and dark romance so present its scary i feel the need to say this in XXI century
What i dislike always in a fandom. Usually its the female side of it is that they almost always read a character like billy butcher from the boys like a dominant daddy who calls you good girl, doll, Pet, kitten and babygirl and its grumpy x sunshine, and think he is a shady cold mysterious man who needs a 4'2ft twenty year old petite doe eyed girl who doesn't even know what sex is to fix him.
YOU ARE NOT A REHABILITATION CENTER, that man has trauma he was abused his whole life, his brother is DEAD, so is his wife who also disappeared for eight years after being sa'd by homelander he is not the mafia boss with a soft spot for u.
He has emotions, he is self destructive, obsessive vendetta and he feels guilt, anger in an overwhelming way . He doesn't have a healthy coping mechanism to deal with the generational trauma and overall just all the bad things in his life he only expresses it through violence and rage, he has no emotional regulation, he is actively suffering and not even the freaking becca butcher, his wife and hughie could stop him, he uses the people he cares the most about as pawns, he puts not just him but everyone in a constant state of danger.
That trope is also tiring, i always see it with characters like leon kennedy, call of duty characters like ghost joel miller, thomas shelby, daemon targaryen, coriolanus snow and simply any male character from the game of thrones universe. It's internalized mysoginy because men also feel
I hate how women reduce us to being a freaking tool to fix someone besides romantizing the power imbalance and clear abuse in some tropes like age gap where the male character is a teacher or your dad's bestfriend while you are barely legal because I HAVEE NEVERRR SEEN a female reader who is older than 18-25 because let's be honest no 30 year old woman with boundaries, experience and emotional maturity will put up with a 50 year old man with ptsd to be a sponge to absorbe all his trauma until he is magically fixed
Fucking with your dad's hot bestfriend is NOT ROMANTIC, its literal grooming because a girl in their twenties doesn't have as much experience as a 40 year old. The freaking things like "Does that feel good, babydoll? How daddy is touching your princess parts?" IT'S PEDOPHILIA DISGUISED WAKE UPPP you are not young and petite girl YOU ARE A VICTIM, you are IGNORANT if at the ripe age of 18 you don't know what sex is you also don't know what consent is.
It's internalized misogyny wrapped in a freaking pink bow and not only towards women but men to because they are also reduced to being a plain sex object, taking their grief as a hot buff daddy takes all their emotional depth away. They don't need a freaking child to have sex with to heal, they need professional help.
“Character x Reader” and it’s just poorly written fetish content featuring major mischaracterization and an infantilized self-insert mc (whose age is never mentioned which makes me assume they’re UNDER 18).
“You thwew my stuffy :(” = Am I twelve??
Genuinely how I feel rn:
the boyfriend of the sweetest girl you know
always assume i am thinking of an AU in which waylon's call to 911 actually mattered and all the variants got pulled out of mt massive and put into a proper facility funded by a human rights organization where they get actual treatment
anyway Eddie survives and he uses a cane because that pole gets him thru the leg and incapacitates him instead of the whole launching into the air and getting skewered business
STAWWWPPPP he looks like such a grandpa 😭💗 my hearrttt
When I start laughing knowing the fanfiction is supposed to be serious
oops... you shouldn't have hit him
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