haven't update my fic since JUNE btw.... 👀
it's a cod murder mystery boarding school au because i'm a loser alright
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haven't update my fic since JUNE btw.... 👀
it's a cod murder mystery boarding school au because i'm a loser alright
Hm something something hybrid au in which reader is Valeria Garza’s new PA - and you get a crush on her the moment you see her. While you think you’re being discreet about it, Valeria could smell you got turned on the moment you stepped into her office.
1. After the Deal — Just weeks after Valeria and Cher’s alliance, the cartel is making more money than ever, and Valeria is beginning to realize that her new chemist might be much more valuable to her than she originally planned.
2. The Bowl Cut — A rare day off turns into a domestic disaster when Cher decides to cut Valeria’s hair, leaving the most feared woman in the cartel with an absolutely tragic bowl cut.
3. Mamá Says No — After a day of vaccinations, Alma gets a trip to the mall with Valeria and decides she wants something very specific: a pink airsoft gun, and with Cher nowhere around to stop her, she knows exactly how to get her way.
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After the Deal
The Bowl Cut
Mamá Says No
18+. minors + ageless blogs dni.
thinking about valeria coming home, pissed off at stupid fucking idiots at work, bullying you over the back of the armchair and ripping your yoga pants to band around your knees so you can't widen your legs much.
her tongue hot and furious against your asshole. she pulls off and you whine a little, and then she spits harsh against you, rubbing the glob of spit around the muscle before latching back onto you, eating at you with a fervour she hasn't had in a few weeks.
"baby," you breathe out, tits scraping against the armchair fabric as her face ruts you forward.
"shut up," she scolds wetly. "touch yourself. reach down and show me how good i make you feel."
as she works your muscle with her talented tongue, your hand hovers up and circles around her head. holds her there between your spread ass cheeks, your fingers carding through her dark silky hair and clutching her. she lets out a little grunt when you grip tighter.
you keep your back arched and reach your other arm down between the back of the chair and your body, rubbing at your clit that's throbbing. "fuck, baby." you're not a good listener and she knows it.
her hands come up and cup your cheeks, slapping the fat hard and painful. the slobbery slurps of her mouth make you cry out.
your fingers fast over your clit. "i'm close. i'm gonna-"
she suctions over your asshole and your fingertips delve in circles and you start to buck forward over the chair, toes coming off the floor. "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, don't stop-"
she makes a noise you barely hear, muffled as it is, telling you she's offended that you'd suggest such a thing.
the orgasm splits off out of your body, and you desperately try to slam your hips away from her, your fingers tight on your clit, crying out weakly, but she's like a latched machine until she's milked the orgasm completely out of you, until you have to use your hand in her hair to pull her off you.
"jesus christ," you heave.
she stands up and nuzzles briefly in your neck, smearing yourself on your skin. "came home just wanting one asshole."
Okay so
it seems like we may have tied so I’m gonna do one last poll and then we’re done. Do you want meth chemist reader or complex murderer reader for a Valeria fic
Don’t tie it this time
creep tapes reader
Walter white reader
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I have two ideas for a Valeria fic
It’s either meth chemist reader or lowkey complex murderer reader that wants to kill Valeria(but there’s levels to it)
I watched “The Creep Tapes” and now I’m obsessed
Which fic should I do?
The Creep Tapes reader
Walter white reader
both of these are terrible never ever fucking write anything
Edit: you guys, stop tying it
𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚣𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜 - 𝚠𝚕𝚠 !
trying out writing for more lovely lesbians…
valeria garza x nurse!reader
cw:injuries, wounds, mentions of getting stabbed, fluff, wlw!!
authors note:I don’t usually write stuff! but I saw these cute nurse stamps and immediately thought of a drabble I wanted to write (which is what ur reading now!!)
NOT PROOFREAD
“I don’t wanna see no doc, i need attendance from my nurse around the clock.”
“Hey, can you fix me up mi querida?” Was the first thing she had ever said to you when you fixed her up for a the first time as a nurse at the El Sin Nombre compound. Confused, you just nodded, you didn’t know why she just called you her dear, and you didn’t wanna assume she was flirting. “Of course!” You said, bubbly.
You were the opposite of her, you were more gentle with the men who got injured and had to come seek help, she wasn’t forgiving to anybody.
“What happened?” You said as you grabbed some disinfectant off the table, opening the bottle, and dabbing some of it on a cotton ball.
“Got stabbed, it’s nothing too bad.” She said to you gruffly, looking away. You lift up her sleeve and dab at the wound, and then walk over to the counter to grab bandages.
She never noticed how pretty you were, she never really cared if she was honest. She was always busy with work. As you walk back, and put a bandage on it. She feels heat rise up to her face.
“Thank you..” She less snappily this time, which was out of character for her you noticed.
“No problem, if you need anything else, I’ll help!!” You said excitedly, clapping your hands.
Does she like you?..No, she can’t, you’re just a random person part of the medical team at the compound.
You’re nothing special, yet she still feels that feeling of yearning as she walks away.