Pizza-Sharks-Tattoos

Talk sharky to me.

[thenatsdorf]

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

[bae-in-maine]

My heart

[yaskweenly]

The Mirror of Erised

[starfleetflyboy]

okay this is objectively fucking hilarious like I know it’s real but it seems like something out of a parody. I’m supposed to look at this and seriously believe that jude law is lusting after that? that his heart’s most desperate desire is that raw chicken breast with hair? I’m meant to see jude law pining after that absolute saltine of a man and not laugh??

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[ultimate-fandom-freak-blog]

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[throwbackblr]

[vivienvalentino]

Zachary Levi as Shazam in Shazam! (2019)

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic

[wodenswolf-deactivated20160602]

Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.

[loveireandblog]

Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment

[alicentsgf]

the lesbians Yelled and were heard

[hickey-hiccups]

Wait why do lesbians like chris hemsworth? Im not trying to sound condescending or anything but im genuinely puzzled and curious 😶

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

he plays thor and lesbians love thor also he just seems nice! he’s big

[scottandhiskind]

[first-ex-wife]

they forgot the most important one

[stream]

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[catgifcentral]

Cat uses dimension to steal wine 

Now you know that Cat GIF Central is a funny cat GIFs Tumblr.

[unpretty]

one time i went to a work event with my dad and he was talking about some celebrity and one of the other guys there was like “i have no idea how you know all this stuff, i’m too old for this” and dad was like, “oh, you know, i’ve got teenagers” in a very ‘they force me to watch their garbage’ sort of way at which point i realized dad had been using me as a smokescreen for his love of mtv for years

[unpretty]

when i was younger he would always let me bring my gameboy along to keep me entertained and then he would ask what i was up to in enough detail to establish that he had a basic understanding of pokemon, in order to establish dominance over the other, non-pokemon-understanding parents

[disc80s]

70 People Try 70 Tongue-Twisters From 70 Countries

[silentauroriamthereal]

This is so much fun!

[love-in-mind-palace]

This is so cute omg

[taekonaut]

the canadian woman is from an alternate universe where anyone has ever mentioned PEI

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Aw so cute

[itskyalenotkyle]

Dance to anything

[b3lch]

Men shouldnt be allowed

[dailymarvelheroes]

James Gunn Fired as Director of 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3'

The move comes after controversial tweets from the filmmaker were resurfaced.

The move comes after controversial tweets from the filmmaker were resurfaced.

James Gunn is exiting Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.

The move comes after conservative personalities resurfaced old tweets in which the filmmaker joked about controversial topics such as pedophelia and rape. Gunn, who has been an outspoken critic of President Donald Trump, has since deleted his Twitter account.

“The offensive attitudes and statements discovered on James’ Twitter feed are indefensible and inconsistent with our studio’s values, and we have severed our business relationship with him,” said Walt Disney Studios chairman Alan Horn in a statement.