America's Favorite Fighting Frenchman

Hello everybody! I’m Bailey and I’m a huge dork. Welcome to my blog! ＼(^o^)／

[funnytwittertweets]

[egberts]

[rslashrats]

[chongoblog]

[emil]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[wotsukai]

[bathroomcube]

[horrorofthebeast]

yooooooooo can i have a quick honk on that bobo??

[jame7t]

I put on the maid outfit and I make your house messier

[c3rvida3]

Homesick for the elderly lesbian couple at my hometown's antique store who found out I was transitioning and said, "You should buy a lantern! All the men who come in here go bonkers for our lanterns."

[yesokayiknow]

[queerculus]

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

[ooccoo]

[actuallygomezaddams]

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

[thebootydiaries]

What she texts: I'm finw

What she means: I'm fine

[everythingfox]

Little puppy big steps

(via)

[ofcoursethatsathing]

Useless box that doesn’t let people flick its switch

[pietriarchy]

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

[finding-avalon]

Don’t mock my squishy hulk nuts

[pietriarchy]

this is the worst thing that could’ve happened to this post

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

Cock

Based on your likes!

[innalheid]