Just Like My Benadryl Dreams

“What's today but yesterday's tomorrow?" -Eugine H. Krabs Linz |28 | She/Her Random assortment of memes, cats, and my current hyper fixations

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[noelle-ism]

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

[everyday-cutephoto]

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

[theonion]

Confined to a federal detention center in Florida and facing extradition to the U.K. on multiple charges of human trafficking and rape, social media influencer Andrew Tate was reportedly heard to exclaim, “No bars can hold me!” this weekend as he entered his ninth consecutive hour of trying to pry open his cell. “Prison is only a mindset, and it’s only a matter of time before I release myself from its fetters!” said the red-faced, sweat-soaked Tate, gritting his teeth as he tried in vain to pull apart the bars of his cell while several of his fellow inmates looked on laughing.

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[kropotkindersurprise]

New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

Sergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[thememedaddy]

[deer-thing]

Via

[kosmogrl]

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[badassdemonsword]

Stocks are up.

[frierenburger]

you're up against trans women and under-30s who can't afford rent but i guess we truly are a force to be reckoned with

[thememedaddy]

[nessa007]

Beyoncé, P!nk and Britney Spears appearing in Pepsi's Gladiator inspired commercial (2004)

[ruinedchildhood]

Showing up to The Odyssey in IMAX like

[animusrox]

The Eric Andre Show S05E03

[captain-price-returns]

All time great.