michael5sos

I would sell my soul for sgfg.

[lepidosaurs]

who wants to learn about turtle evolution

[dwagunfwoo-deactivated20160325]

ME ALWAYS

[lepidosaurs]

they shell made of they ribs

ribbles expanded over many million of years

this is eunotosaurus he is like turtle great great gr8 gr8 gr8 grandpa

him ribs big.  then l8er u got later on there this dude who got big ribs 2

him name pappochelys we just found him

then those red things (they called gastralia) got real big n it make a plastron n u got the odontochelys

they got hard bellies n big ribs but shell doesn’t come for millions of years but then u got shell n u got proganochelys

he live with dinos he so lucky

shell happens to baby turtle because carapacial ridge goes over their shoulders instead of under wow

here is diagram of human and tortle skeleton after tortle has enslaved human and make him walk like dog for amusement

turtles might be cousins to either lepidosaurs (sneks, lizrds n tuatara) or archosaurs (crocs n birbs) but probably archosaurs turtles are probably related to birbs which is cool

good jobs turtles ur so weird nice

[hellaswawesome-deactivated20170]

@fynneyseas

[lepidosaurs]

#beautiful post   #fav  #i dont care if it might bemisinfo  

i have a literal degree in zoology and my final capstone thesis was on turtle evolution and phylogeny so this isn’t misinfo buddy buster brown @vulpiximisa fear not

[niallxshton]

Visit Original Link

[vlectrics]

here’s the full interview i’m pretty sure it’s out of order but whatever

[chanelhood]

Just some things I think some (or all) of you need to hear.

[chanelhood]

Just some things I think some (or all) of you need to hear.

[genandhisqueen-deactivated20160]

[clubdolan]

The Truth About Dating Luke

His family would worship you. Jack and Ben would constantly ask why you chose to put up with him. Every single time you saw them, they would always act surprised you were still there. Your one year anniversary was a triumph, Jack bought you a congratulations ribbon and a bottle of wine. Liz was just smitten with you. Luke swears she talks to you more than she talks to him. You were even included in her surprise when you & Luke showed up at dinner for her birthday when she thought you both were in New York.

Two words. Little spoon. You had no option, whatsoever. Going to sleep he would tuck you in front of him and wrap his whole body around you. His chin would rest right on top of yours, his arms would wrap around your middle, his fingers entwined with your smaller ones, and his legs tangled in between yours. Even if he fell asleep while you were awake, you woke up with him wrapped around you. Sometimes your face would be smashed into his chest and your leg would be stuck between his. You would feel horrible trying to get a drink or use the restroom in the middle of the night because no matter what, you woke him up because you had to peel him off of you.

He wouldn’t shy you from the public. He would take you everywhere. Talk about how happy he was with you. Hold your hand walking into a hotel swarmed by fans. He instagrammed cute pictures of you sitting across from him at dinner or you dragging him though Disney World. He would want you at every show possible and want you in the crowd where he could see you. Fans would see him sing to you and wink at you and some would think you both were ‘rubbing it in their faces’ but Luke didn’t care one bit, he wasn’t going to hide one of his favorite parts of his life just because of who he was.

You would love his quick switches from being mature-rockstar-Luke to being immature-teenage-Luke. His polite gestures at award shows, stopping to thank every interviewer in a room, and being sweet as can be with fans made Luke who he was; but most people didn’t see his other side. The Luke who laughed obnoxiously loud at everything, the Luke that begged you to drive him to Taco Bell at 3am, the Luke that ran through the living room naked for no reason, the Luke that showed up at your apartment at 5am straight from a flight because he felt like he needed to spend the day with you…. the Luke that you fell in love with.

Michael. Ashton. Calum.

[pizzastarlight-blog]

jet black heart// idk

Tbh Jet Black Heart is my favorite song out of all the albums, all the songs, all the bands. Literally in all my playlists. If there are still people who remember that I write preferences and imagines, tell me who to write it about. I'm 99.9% sure that everyone will choose Michael. Just Sayin.

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[realjackhemmings-deactivated201]

So Recently I hit 1K followers. I told myself I wasn’t going to do a post like this. But I have so many people to thank. So I decided to make it. I really want to thank all of the people that have followed me. I never though I would get this many followers. It means the world to me and I love all you. Thank you so much!!! // @fivesaucyy // @oh-howmarvelous // @5sostoopunkrock // @5secondsofcastiel // @c-dizzle-fo-shizzle // @gordon-the-dirty-cliffo // @calumsbicepss // @mollylinturnnn // @obsessedandoverdreamed // @lizclemmings96 // @soiluv1d // @wastxthenight // @fetusmichaelsjbh // @lostinrealityhood // @lostboymuke // @mukeslave // @mrsrossshorlynch // @conquercliffords // @5sos-newbrokenscene // @flufffymichael // @hemmetron // @boobsmuke // @dyalight // @turnoutthecitylights // @mrskindahot // @wonderaboutthewandering // @kinkykittenmikey // @1-800-calumtrash // @greenteamikey // @tapthattomlinson // @wellingtonboyf // @clifflukehoodash // @we-are-all-losers99 // @5sos-hxran // @lashtonsmoans // @kissingaashton // @zainwontmind // @etherealhood // @troubledhood // @shinepunkrock5sos // @thnkshalsey // @cliffordmate // @reindeer-irwin // @story0fmylyfe // @walmartlucas // @mysticalhood // @squishylucas // @spookycth // @5sosabrina-irwin // @michaelgordonclitoris // @shyviolet71 // @mikeycliffhood // @5sosfanboi // @witch-from-salem // @calumspaintednails // @kindamuketho // @1995-clifford // @merrycliffmxs // @soghood // @cals-lisp // @oceanbreezemichael // @someofthelove // @ohclitford // @michaelorwhat // @vevo5sos // @tayaudreyweston // @sgfg-trash // @caeleeeeeeeeeeum // @sparklesluke // @mukewritings // @amyben1993 // @aglimmerinyourskin // @lover-of-cake-5sos // @5sosfangirlprobs // @malumsmouth // @teenytinycalum // @hotelroomsandrendezous // @xsoundsgoodfeelsgoodx // @gigglytommo // @mainecal // @just-in-case-iloveyou // @michaeliskindahot // @christmasghovl // @stephxnieglxzier // @ismichaelcliffordaninstrument // @brokebecauseboybands // @jxtblvckheart // @joestug // @band-crazed-fangirl // @muke-almighty // @pizzastarlight // @nocontrolcth // @sehunwifi // @kaliforniacoastalteens // @lashtons-lane // @sighhmikey // @sweatermxchael // @mukexcastaway // @topsickasfrick // @feelyouinmyveinsss // @hunter-miller // @jxst-saying // @the-atm0sphere // @emily-liekwat // @off-with-the-dugongs // @seriousmom // @thatsmyjammmhyea // @papernotes-and-fishingboats // @pvnkrockitten // @rainbowchonces // @75sftlarry // @wtvmuke // @plzstopcalum // @the-one-you-remember // @smilelukehemmings // @hoodblizzard // @calumsmain-bitch // @highkeymalum // @socialcasualtymgc // @5sosmugshots // @calermhood // @hotlinelashton // @paymytuitionluke // @relatableclifford // @newbrokensceneteam // @aclm5sos // @hemmoinmypants // @dirtyyccliffo // @kiwixlashton // @nmh1995 // @fartband // @pixie–babe // @christmaswithmalum // @sexwithashtonirwin // @michaelthecutieclifford // @vixenluke // @cliffordsweethart // @itsloveashtonirwin // @yohood // @partynoodles // @awwellyeah // @5secondsofsummaaa // @idiot-sauce // @5-seconds-of-retirement  // @bra-strap-calum // @booknymph02 // @sugarcookiemuke // @lukes-the-penguin // @clifffordcuddles // @castawaykim // @theloverunningthroughthelace // @justthrowingsocksatyourwindow // @radmaluum // @acoldwindgreetstheair // @awesomezamorarayleneworld // @lukefightme // @calumownsmyass // @heres2the5sosfam // @hemmoxocliffordxo // @mistletoe-mukee // @calum-almighty // @pucas-lucas // @damnyou-5sos // @dream-big-kid // @tamingxhood // @bichael-clifford // @youresocialcasualty // @5–secondsofpizza // @thelittlemermike // @legomuke // @socialxluke // @xthoselittlethings // @browneyesandhairdyes // @bleufringemikey // @hemmatronnn // @hemmings-butt // @0ur-her0es-with0ut-capes // @muketon // @loserly5sosfan // @halsfrangipane // @laylalayla56 // @feelingsandshitlove // @macaroni-muke // @cupsofcalum // @malteasermuke // @stellarlouist // @cal-hoodie // @asialrh // @shirtlessashton // @calumfromredtube // @punkrockmimi // @malumofhearts // @masterpiecemgc // @turtlewithaflowercrown // @misfithemmings // @hueklemmings // @ashton-of-5sos // @dotnohemmings // @babyprinceluke // @kisslukes // @sexwclifford // @mainehood // @newbitchinscene // @clifford-the-cutie // @angelic–styles // @clemmingsqueen // @michaelclifforddaily // @1980hood // @justjackandsally // @listenilovemichael // @michaelsuperballz // @bromancecake // @screwthiswebpage // @micheal5sos-official // @ketchupbebitchin // @secure-clifford // @youobviously-love-lukehemmings // @mikestattoo // @platinumuke // @clifford-irwin // @lukedcalum // @euphoriclucas // @pinacoladahood // @michaelparty // @lukes-sunglasses // @cafehemmings // @vibemichael // @lukelookssoperfectt // @its-snapbackluke // @txluke // @cal-ummm // @nexttoyouofficial // @fivesecondsofflannels // @sweaterpawclfford // @brkoenhome // @peachycals // @cashtcnsos // @spnirwin // @2013ashton // @lukestateofmind // @ashtonatkfc // @calom // @2k15michael // @kindahotmikey // @5seconsofcalumsbutt // @doingitwiththedrummer // @hemmohammings // @katies-payne // @vertical-hemmings // @ashboneme // @inviziblelrh // @classyxcal // @sinkingshipilllneversave // @nocontrolbcitsdisconnected // @clifford-gamer // @chanelhood // @princess-of-punk // @broken-scene-queens // @5sosforrealll // @inniall-s-direction // @x5sos-saved-my-lifex // @malumlovingfuck // @shamelessaussiefangirl // @radicalxcliff0rd // @merrilyluke // @decktheluke // @ffuckin5sos // @idontbelongtonocity // @5sosftharry // @grinchashton // @gladsyoucame // @vipcalum // @lipringsandsnapbacks // @music-is-my-therapy-143 // @rudolphashton // @stop-bitchin-thx // @thefivesaucetribe // @boobsmuke // @thefivesecondsofmylife // @blogbandsandfandoms // @1-800-long-dong // @thatwierdchickwithanobsession // @hemmoheartache // @theairyoubreatheishauntingme // @lashton2k15 // @cliffordsmixtape // @flyawaytonightcal // @gingerbreadjosh // @fuck-yea-5sos // @5sosnflannels // @newbrckenscenekingsandqueens // @five-secondsof-hemmo // @champagnelucas // @i-dedicate-this-blog-2-you // @itsthe1dboys // @ahemmothing // @disconnectedofficial // @cuddlesandclifford // @impalamuke // @heyirwins // @fightclubcxlum // @hoodduh // @bythewaymgc // @calumsamazing // @godlymichael // @5secondsofall-time-low // @5-seconds-of-dr-fluke // @inked-calum // @lukesjollytrail // @acousticlifford // @herohemmo1994 // @lukehemmingstrashtbh // @airplane-hood // @sammmydaddy // @itishemmings //

I’m sorry this was song long. But really thank you to everyone <3

[pizzastarlight-blog]

congratulations ! :---)

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[yearinreview]

Most Reblogged Songs

This category is a can of worms … EARWORMS!!! LOL# #hashtag #successwinning

Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars

Hotline Bling by Drake

Drag Me Down by One Direction

Bad Blood by Taylor Swift

Feeling Myself by Nicki Minaj feat. Beyoncé

Bitch Better Have My Money by Rihanna

She’s Kinda Hot by 5 Seconds of Summer

Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots

Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift

Tear In My Heart by Twenty One Pilots

Love Me Right by EXO

Call Me Baby by EXO

No Control by One Direction

High By The Beach by Lana Del Rey

Only One by Kanye West feat. Paul McCartney 

Pretty Flacko by A$AP Rocky

New Americana by Halsey

What Do You Mean? by Justin Bieber

Centuries by Fall Out Boy

The Hills by The Weeknd

[love-and-marks]

Scorpio

You are a Scorpio. You are portrayed as a stone-cold hearted bitch. Or a dick. You are portrayed as someone without feelings. Someone without a heart. but you’re not. The thing is, that’s just a mask. You are an empath. You are a healer. You are the most important person in anyone’s life. You are underestimated. But you shouldn’t be. Because you are a Scorpio. And you are the light in the dark.

[architects-archive]

the signs as things my math teacher has said in class

aries: “now we’re cookin’ with gas.”

taurus: “I only listen to math music. my favorite song is x = [-b ±√(b^2) -4ac]÷ 2a , it’s very catchy.”

gemini: “there’s more than one way to skin this cat.”

cancer: “use your mind scissors, Conor.”

leo: “sit down and stop distracting Spencer, he doesn’t care about your laser tag cult.”

virgo: “don’t be fooled - this chocolate isn’t because we’re friends, it’s because our class average is 83% - strictly business.”

libra: “doodling is very serious. I respect doodlers.”

scorpio: “gotta keep you thirsty.”

sagittarius: “good MATHternoon, everyone.”

capricorn: “don’t google ‘meat grinder’, you won’t like what you find.”

aquarius: “first you gotta hit it, and then you gotta squit it.”

pisces: “happy general holiday time.”

[weird-astrology]

idioms that actually describe the signs (check sun/mercury sign)

aries: taste of your own medicine

taurus: hit the nail on the head

gemini: putting wool over other people’s eyes

cancer: in the heat of the moment

leo: let sleeping dogs lie

virgo: drastic times call for drastic measures

libra: jump on the bandwagon

scorpio: method to my madness

sagittarius: back to the drawing board

capricorn: not playing with a full deck

aquarius: the ball is in your court

pisces: a penny for your thoughts

[sixpenceee]

I hope you find love in 2016. 

[barbedwirebutterfly-deactivated]

I hope you find financial stability, as well, in 2016

[fvlani]

Also, I hope you get astonishing dick in 2016.

[thehyphenn]

I hope you find peace in 2016.

[kiyahamour-deactivated20181104]

I hope you find happiness within yourself in 2016.

[saidasplanet]

I hope you find those bobby-pins in 2016

[ozyxw]

i hope you get closure in 2016

[crist-al]

I hope you get those good grades you deserve in 2016

[jeduh]

I hope you find yourself 2016

[vogucci]

I hope you live the life you deserve in 2016

[beautofblack-blog]

I hope you stop taking shit from people in 2016

[rhiavictoria]

I hope you make amazing memories in 2016

[lex-soul]

I hope you accomplish your goals in 2016

[b-odega]

I hope y'all get mad money

[observse-blog]

I hope you finally get the person you’ve been crushing on for a while now in 2016

[digitalw0rld]

Calum + dogs mood board