It's Only Dissonant Because You Can't Appreciate It

Goblin/Ravnica/Cult of Rakdos/Musician Extraordinaire If you're not Ravnican and you see me on your plane, it's because Rakdos performers know exactly how to make an entrance. :D ((Avatar by inudono.tumblr.com))

[valtsv]

oh i am absolutely an idiot but i do have my moments

[abigail-rytel]

Signature Spellbook for Pizzip, Noise Artisan

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[abigail-rytel]

Fan-Character February: Pizzip, Noise Artisan

“Feral and distinguished aren’t opposed, they’re an X and Y axis and I am proudly in the top right quadrant.”

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[leafdrake-haven]

A good goblin girl!!!

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

hey sweet thanks you’re great yourself

also this is neat, really got my good side

also where the hell have I been

meh whatever let’s do this thing

[emmaklee]

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

best part of being lazy all the time is no one knows your full potential when you actually care about something

always nice to have the element of surprise 

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

just saw a tabloid that suggested I was a planeswalker and like I almost wanna be the one to tell them the good news like congratulations just this once you managed to stumble ass-backwards into being absolutely right

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

searching the calendar for a holiday to blame for the weight I put on while on Eldraine

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

alternately, searching other planes I’ve checked out lately to blame for the weight I put on while lazing around on Ravnica

could be either let’s be honest

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

searching the calendar for a holiday to blame for the weight I put on while on Eldraine

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

🐉

((Using instruments to replicate a dragon’s roar is something Pizzip has been working on for a long time, with little success. It’s currently a shelved project.))

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

Fanwalker Friday

((It’s in the evening, but hey, it’s still Friday. Ask a question and I’ll do my best to provide an in (or out of) character reply.

Or, because I like the concept, send an emoji and I’ll try to give a fact about Pizzip related to that emoji.))

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

lighting stuff on fire is just so done anymore honestly

what about, like, lighting stuff on ice

like you make the whatever super cold and brittle

and then you hit it with a hammer or something blunt and just watch it shatter

much more original just saying

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

hating when you’re trying to act all tough like “yeah i broke your window, what’re you gonna do, arrest me” and then they double down and send someone to arrest me and i gotta run away

like seriously you’re ruining my whole image

[silphcon]

while the dimir perform assassinations, the rakdos perform assassinations

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

ELDRAINE

right that’s the name of this place

anyway overall it ain’t too bad

food’s the best thing about it gotta say

knight battles are cool too I guess?

maybe if the boros did stuff like that more often they wouldn’t be so uptight just saying

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

Also it’s that day

so

if y’all want any specifics on this faerie knightly-type place feel free to ask

obviously I didn’t see everything but I’ll do what I can

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

okay so travel review of this fae place everyone’s on about

food’s pretty good

tech level ain’t that great but what else is new

goblins aren’t as respected as I’d like

found some sweet new stuff to conjure up

depending on who you are you probably won’t die

I give it a solid B-minus

could be better but worth a stop

[pizzip-noise-artisan]

yeah there’s always vague warnings about fae and food and etc etc but I don’t think they anticipated someone who can just leave their entire plane of existence at will