trying to make up a catchy title is exhausting

maybe I should've stuck with Fall Out Boy lyrics  ~previously becausethatsjustwhoiamthisweek~   ask me anything

[no-chill-at-all]

[scratch-meowt]

[guooey]

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

[guooey]

Actually you are so right.......

[copepods]

mario, and by extension, other nintendo properties, apparently being canon to the deltarune universe, presents an interesting conundrum

[id: a two panel comic featuring kris from deltarune, playing video games in their living room. the first panel shows sans in super smash bros on the tv. the second panel shows kris, incredulous, thinking “is that my fucking neighbor.” end id]

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the riddler in the sense that i tell riddles sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i don’t have much in common with the penguin

[cxstieldean]

this june. if people try to pit lesbians and bi women against each other. kermit will not. hesitate.

[kelpforestdwellers]

I.D.: Kermit the frog holding two cartoon knives. one has the lesbian flag on the handle and the other has the bi flag. end I.D.

[killrockstar]

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

[alecscudder1987]

it's always fuckin thursday around here

[alecscudder1987]

you are the only person who i respect on this website

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[depsidase]

[bug-casserole-deactivated202207]

yes and itll stay that way. stop showing me this fucking ad

[soul-hammered]

you uncultured swines this is about the iraq war

[imactuallyreallyshort]

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

message from God

[creatinghelen]

all I want is to make others feel safe and comfortable, and to be around people who make me feel safe and comfortable.

[aoiui]

girl sitting in bed surrounded by small meaningful objects that offer some joy and peace but mostly do not matter , that is life

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *minding my own business*

Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!

Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

[cherubg1rl]

[barbie2023]

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