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I live for Percabeth. Thank you. Goodnight.

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Black Widow Quotes but PJO

Percy: MY PLAN WAS THE DRIVE US OUT OF HERE!

Annabeth: thats a shit plan

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Pjo as things my friends have said

Leo: Name a yellow fruit! Percy, go!

Percy: uhhhh ORANGE!!

Annabeth: Are you serious?

Percy: I’m sorry I panicked

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Okay but like for the BOTL season on Disney+ they need to start it with a montage of the Percahel summer. I don’t ship them BUT LIKE- IMAGINE IT

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I am THINKING about the Perachel summer... like:

Windows rolled down, the sea breeze tangling Rachel’s hair, Led Zeppelin blasting, Percy’s left arm resting on the open window and right hand on the bottom of the steering wheel and the sparkle in Rachel’s eyes when she returns his smile over the center console.

Blue popsicles melting under the hot sun and dripping down sticky fingers, the blue on Rachel’s tongue when she throws her head back to laugh

Sneaking out to the skate park at night with cans of spray paint and black hoodies, a gold trident on the half pipe and a smear of reds and blue and yellows on the concrete wall.

Sprinting down the sidewalk with a basket of fries and a hoard of sea gulls in pursuit, Percy tosses a fry over his shoulder while Rachel yanks him down an alleyway to escape

Rachel’s doodles on Percy’s converse, a vanilla ice cream kiss on the cheek, sun screen streaks across Rachel’s nose, gentle fingers holding the ice pack to the bump on Percy’s head, easy now, hero Rachel teases

Perachel was THE summer fling

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I dont ship Percahel but THIS!!! THIS IS SO ACCURATE

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UIFGKJFYGEDWHUO MY FRIEND SAID THEY WERE GONNA START READING PERCY JACKSON AND THEY READ HOO FIRST! !!!! AND IM DYING BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON 💀💀💀💀💀

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~Before Solangelo~

Nico muttering: Gay panic...

Will: What was that?

Nico: CAMP PICNIC

Will smiling: ....Yeah...okay...

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Movie Annabeth: I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet

Book Annabeth: JUST HOLD THE SWORD RIGHT AND MAYBE WE WON’T DIE IDIOT

Musical Annabeth: Look I’m more accurate then the movies so I get a pass (all honesty tho musical Annabeth was pretty on point)

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Nico: I’m starting to give back to those in need.

Annabeth: That’s so awesome! How are you doing it?

Will: He’s maxed out his credit card on McDonalds to give to campers.

Nico running around camp throwing fries at kids: HAPPY MEAL FOR YOU! HAPPY MEAL FOR YOU! HAPPY MEAL FOR ALL! RAISE THE DEAD YOUNG ONES

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Annabeth: Percy why are your hands wet?

Percy: I control water, duh

Annabeth: Go wash your hands idiot

Percy: I swear I- Fine.

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Omg poor Sally who had to deal with knowing Percy liked Annabeth! Like Queen Sally had to try and show Percy but my dude really did not get it 

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Percy: Annabeth? She’s just a friend.

The Gods: BRUHHHH

Aphrodite: I’MA BOUT TO SHOW THIS BOY-

Annabeth: I can kill him on my own thank you very much.

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New Demigod at camp: Hey who are those two?

Will: Thats Percy and Annabeth, they’re dating

Demigod: WAIT I THOUGHT ALL OF Y’ALL ARE RELATED *cues sweet home Alabama*

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Would I be friends with Riordanverse Characters?

The idea for this belongs to @best-ofpjo

Percy: I mean I’d probably have the biggest crush on him... He would be kinda like the one addition my friend group needs. Like we are all non sense kids who have the weirdest inside jokes. I think Percy would be in my circle but not my close friend circle.

Annabeth: K this girl and I would make bomb history slideshow projects! We’re sort of similar in the fact that we are knowledgeable (yes I’m calling self smart, because I like to think that I am) She and I would always team up for projects, and we’d be good friends. 

Jason: See well..... Idrk... We would get along but I would only talk to him in school but not outside of it.

Piper: Me and this girl would go shopping together! Like-! We would jam to Drivers License and Taylor Swift while at the mall. She would be a really good friend of mine :)

Leo: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT! Man he would fit in so well with my close friends. He just has those same type of jokes we tell. Plus Leo and his past would really be accepted in my group, and by me. My friends helped me through a really, really bad year for me. I feel like Leo would be the perfect addition.

Reyna: I’d want to be on her dodgeball team in PE. Idk if we would be friends (even tho I would kill to be) we would definitely talk sometimes.  We would have mutual friends, so we end up in the same bug friend group, but not the same small one.

Hazel: OMG YES! Hazel and I low key have the same innocent vibe. She would be the friend who braids my hair. I would feel so comfortable and open to share around her. She is so sweet🥺

Frank: See well.... kinda the same as Jason. We are definitely in the same friend group and we talk. Other then that we never actually have real conversations.

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I told my friend that HP was fiction. So she told me that PJO was fiction. I said no. PJO is real I’m just sadly not a demigod. Thank you. Goodnight.

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Y’all we got a new kid in my class. He looks like Percy Jackson. Send help.

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Update: Found out his name is Jack............send backup

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Leo: BURN!!!!

Piper: Leo what the hell are you doing... oh my gods

*Leo setting everything on fire*

*Percy walks in*

Percy: He’s created hell. 

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Y’all we got a new kid in my class. He looks like Percy Jackson. Send help.