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You: hooty hoo
Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?
if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year weâre deleting the website for real
had the thought âkids used to brag about never breaking a bone and now they brag about never cracking the screen of their phoneâ but then my anti-banksy collar shocked me and now Iâm in the hospital
i have started watching Friends all the way from the beginning and in the seventh episode Joey tells Ross he is âin the friendzoneâ and i thought huh thatâs weird i didnât think âfriendzoneâ as an expression had been around that long i thought it was like a mid 00s thing so i checked and apparently the expression originated from that very episode of Friends how weird is that
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I was watching PokĂ©mon: Indigo League on Netflix and the PokĂ©dex called Kakuna a âtransitional PokĂ©monâ
and then suddenly this happened
#this is the weirdest year
Rewrite a classic fairy tale by telling it backwards. The end is now the beginning.
Once upon a time there was a princess who loved so deeply that her heart was worn constantly on her sleeve. She fell in love with a prince, and the next year, her father allowed them to be wed- he remembered his own wife every day, and wished his daughter to be as happy as he had been.
The day of the wedding came, and the girl walked down the aisle in a dress of gentle silver. The Prince took her hand and smiled, and leant in to kiss her.
For luck, he would later say. A kiss for luck, a smile for joy, a laugh for a happy ending. It was a saying his own family had had for years, but it was a saying that failed him.
For the second his lips touched hers, she fell to the floor with a sigh.
Not dead they healers told the prince. not dead but sleeping, not dead but unable to wake.
The prince- so ashamed, so in fear of his life and hers- stole her away from the castle that night, away from her father and her people, so they would never have to watch her waste away.
He hid her in a forest, in a casket of diamond and ice, and he waited. Waited, for he did not even know where to start. He did not even know if the hope for her waking had a point.
He was there for two days when they found him. Seven short folk, small men with beards and axes in their hands, and harsh smiles on their faces.
We can help you they said to him, the six cackling behind the speaker. But, prince, it will come at a price.
I would pay anything. He vowed. Only later, realising he should have asked what it would be.
The Seven disappeared and left him on his own. Alone, other than the silent not-dead princess at his side.
When they returned there was an eighth with them- an old frail woman with a basket in her hands.
We will wake her she said, pulling out an apple and throwing it in their air but you will never look at her, talk to her again, and she will work in the mines with my dwarves here.
He wanted to say no. But knowing she was alive, even out of reach, was better than sleep and near death.
so yes he said. Help her.
The old woman smiled and picked out a knife, cutting the apple into small parts. One, she handed to the prince, the other, she took over to the casket, and opening it, she placed it on the princessâ lips.
A gasp, a flash of her eyes opening, and the prince knew nothing more.
***
The princess woke in a place she did not know, surrounded by people she did not know. An old woman and short men- and her prince, asleep on the ground.
He is not dead the old woman said only sleeping. But around you, he will never wake. He saved you but cursed you both- and now your life is tied to my mines.
The princess tried to fight, to leave.Â
But the old woman had magic and she did not, and the dwarves were all she knew for many years. Sometimes as friends, sometimes as enemies, often arguing but always allies, they worked side by sides in the underground mines, looking for fairydust and rubies, magic and gold.
They taught her the songs of work and the songs of marches, and soon she forgot that she had even been a princess.
One evening she was walking back to their home alone, when she heard a noise to her left. She looked, expecting a rabbit, a bird, but out stepped a man with a bow in his hands.
You shouldnât be out in the woods alone he said to her.
This is my home.
Trees are no home for anyone. She wondered if she should tell him of the many people hidden in the forest, each with no where else to go come with me.
Why?
Because I have a place you can go.
She should have said no- but what was there for her in the trees and the mine? So she took his hand and he led her out into the bright daylight, through winding roads intil they arrived at a castle she did not know.
where are we? she asked.
The Huntsman smiled my home, and the home of my queen.
He led her in through the doors, up to a room where a woman was sat on a throne. The woman stood as she saw the princess, staring at her in wide eyed shock.
You look just like her the queen whispered.
Once, the Huntsman said quietly, seeing the question in the princessâ eyes my queen had a child. A daughter who should have been your age. But she was stolen away by the man my queen loved.
You-
Iâm not her  the princess said- but she had never known her mother. Only her father and an empty throne at his side.
No. the queen said, her tone one of disbelief. But I am in need of an heir, and you in need of care. Stay here a while, and let us see.
@ean-amhran, @whoreofabaddon, @keeningthoughts, @winebrightruby
-inhales sharply-
-immediately sets to work writing an entire stack of backwards fairy tales-
Paul:*eyes widening* Thereâs a pussycat inside!
John: *walking into cage* Come here Pussy, come here Pussy
*tiger pins John to wall*
Guy: Thatâs a man eating tiger!
George: Go away Pussy, Go away Pussy!
Pros of writing gay relationships:Â
- gay
Cons of writing gay relationships:
- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE ITâS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHOâS DOING WHAT OR WHOâS SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL
I CANâT BELIEVE THEREâS A POST ABOUT THIS. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
hearing women say âmy wifeâ and men say âmy husbandâ is therapeutic tbh
Isnât it supposed to be the other way around?
No itâs absolutely not supposed to be the other way around you homophobic banana peel.Â
So itâs wrong for a women to say âmy husbandâ or a man to say âmy wifeâ? I never said it was wrong. I just asked because the other form for which I have just stated is missing. I find that form, too, to be therapeutic
No because the post is meant as positivity for LGBT people, not for some straight rando with a porn blog.Â
So a straight canât ask for some positive for too? Perhaps include all the groups for true equality
Watch This Brave Porn Blog Fight For Equality For Heterosexuals
What the fuck is wrong with white people!!!????
OMFG
WTF???!!
She needs to go somewhere
BITCH GOODBYEEEEE
Guys I think @linmanuel has been hiding something from us.
If you rearrange the letters of âLin-Manuel Mirandaâ, you get:Â
âAnnual Mermaid Linâ
Lin-Manuel Miranda therefore transforms into a mermaid one day out of every year. Itâs no wonder he loves The Little Mermaid. It connects him with his mermaid folk.
All we need to do now is figure out which day of the year Lin becomes a mermaid.
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