*flirtatiously* i have no real connection to reality 😏

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*flirtatiously* i have no real connection to reality 😏
idk man i don't have any strict goals in life. i might make an artifact
every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause
Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles
Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground
Funniest answer for why gandalf didnt use eagles to carry the hobbits to mordor
Like clockwork
For reference
Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬
playing a classic fantasy rpg and shaking my head the whole time to let everyone know I don't approve of feudalism or the divine right of kings
boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard
for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language
having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
if i was tortellini filled with ricotta and they dunked me in a big tub of marinara i wouldnt fight bac
This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
i am not clicking on this shit
do you need something or are you fine with staying in that incredibly reverberant cave
you close those narsty things right now young man
Eurasian Treecreeper/trädkrypare. Värmland, Sweden (January 6, 2022).